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K Series is the eleventh series of QI. This series was recorded at The London Studios in April and May 2013 and aired on BBC Two.

Guests

Guests who will make their first appearance in this series are Noel Fielding, Colin Lane, Graham Linehan, Tim Minchin, Trevor Noah, Brendan O'Carroll, Richard Osman, Sara Pascoe, Katherine Ryan, Janet Street-Porter, Isy Suttie, Josh Widdicombe and Victoria Wood.

Episodes

#	Topic	Guests	Winner(s)	Notes
1	Kings	Bill Bailey Jimmy Carr Jeremy Clarkson	The audience	Alan Davies (-18 points) Bill Bailey (-19 points) 29th appearance Jimmy Carr (-19 points) 23rd appearance Jeremy Clarkson (-38 points) 11th appearance The Audience (Winner with 8 points)
2	Keys	Bill Bailey Tim Minchin Isy Suttie	Bill Bailey	Alan Davies (fourth - score not given) Bill Bailey (Winner with 3 points) 30th appearance Tim Minchin (third - score not given) 1st appearance Isy Suttie (-8 points) 1st appearance
3	Keeps	Bill Bailey Jason Manford Sarah Millican	Bill Bailey	Alan Davies (-27 points) Bill Bailey (Winner with -7 points) 31st appearance Jason Manford (-9 points) 4th appearance Sarah Millican (-9 points) 4th appearance The Audience (-10 points)
4	Kitsch	Jimmy Carr Reginald D. Hunter Sue Perkins	Jimmy Carr	Alan Davies (6 points) Jimmy Carr (Winner with 9 points) 25th appearance Reginald D. Hunter (0 points) 3rd appearance Sue Perkins (-8 points) 10th appearance
5	Knits, Knots and Knackers	David Mitchell Ross Noble Sue Perkins	David Mitchell	Alan Davies (-17 points) David Mitchell (Winner with -6 points) 21st appearance Ross Noble (-9 points) 11th appearance Sue Perkins (-22 points) 8th appearance
6	K Folk	Phill Jupitus Katherine Ryan Josh Widdicombe	Alan Davies	Alan Davies (Winner with 7 points) 20th win Phill Jupitus (-9 points) 29th appearance Katherine Ryan (-8 points) 1st appearance Josh Widdicombe (-7 points) 1st appearance
7	Kris Kringle (Christmas Special)	Jo Brand Phill Jupitus Brendan O'Carroll	Phil Jupitus	Alan Davies (-6 points) Jo Brand (-9 points) 32nd appearance Phill Jupitus (winner with 3 points) 30th appearance Brendan O'Carroll (-19 points) 1st appearance
8	Knowledge	Jo Brand Jimmy Carr Graham Linehan	Alan Davies	Alan Davies (Winner with 689.66 points) 21st win Jo Brand (85.73 points) 30th appearance Jimmy Carr (33.58 points) 24th appearance Graham Linehan (-19 points) 1st appearance The Audience (23.24 points)
9	Kinetics	Danny Baker Jo Brand Marcus Brigstocke	Danny Baker	Alan Davies (-56 points) Danny Baker (Winner with 8 points) 7th appearance Jo Brand (-8 points) 31st appearance Marcus Brigstocke (-5 points) 2nd appearance
10	Knees, Knuckles and Knockers	David Mitchell Sara Pascoe Jack Whitehall	Sara Pascoe	Alan Davies (-20 points) David Mitchell (-41 points) 20th appearance Sara Pascoe (Winner with 28 points) 1st appearance Jack Whitehall (-7 points) 2nd appearance
11	Knights and Knaves	The Rev. Richard Coles Victoria Coren Mitchell Sue Perkins	Joint Winners: The Rev. Richard Coles & Victoria Coren Mitchell	Alan Davies (-7 points) The Rev. Richard Coles (Winner with 3 points) 2nd appearance Victoria Coren Mitchell (Winner with 3 points) 2nd appearance Sue Perkins (-24 points) 9th appearance
12	Killers	Jason Manford Trevor Noah Sandi Toksvig	Sandi Toksvig	Alan Davies (-28 points) Jason Manford (-6 points) 3rd appearance Trevor Noah (9 points) 1st appearance Sandi Toksvig (Winner with 14 points) 11th appearance
13	Kinky	Janet Street-Porter Sandi Toksvig Johnny Vegas	Sandi Toksvig	Alan Davies (-15 points) Janet Street-Porter (2 points) 1st appearance Sandi Toksvig (Winner with 11 points) 12th appearance Johnny Vegas (3 points) 7th appearance
14	Kaleidoscope	Susan Calman Liza Tarbuck Sandi Toksvig	Sandi Toksvig	Alan Davies (-4 points) Susan Calman (-9 points) 2nd appearance Liza Tarbuck (-9 points) 4th appearance Sandi Toksvig (Winner with -2 points) 13th appearance
15	Kitchen	Jason Manford Richard Osman Victoria Wood	Alan Davies	Alan Davies (Winner with -6 points) 22nd win Jason Manford (-38 points) 5th appearance Richard Osman (-17 points) 1st appearance Victoria Wood (-7 points) 1st appearance
16	Kit and Kaboodle	Noel Fielding Colin Lane Ross Noble	Ross Noble	Alan Davies (-6 points) Noel Fielding (1 point) 1st appearance Colin Lane (-9 points) 1st appearance Ross Noble (Winner with 4 points) 10th appearance The Audience (-10 points)

Episode breakdowns

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Guests making their first appearance in this series are Noel Fielding, Colin Lane, Graham Linehan, Tim Minchin, Trevor Noah, Brendan O'Carroll, Richard Osman, Sara Pascoe, Katherine Ryan, Janet Street-Porter, Isy Suttie, Josh Widdicombe and Victoria Wood. Frequent guests Rich Hall, Dara O Briain, Clive Anderson and Sean Lock however don't make any appearances in this series. The General Ignorance round is reinstated in this series.

Episode 1 "Knees and Knockers"

Broadcast date

7 September 2013^[2]^[3]

Recording date

14 May 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−20 points)
David Mitchell (−41 points) 20th appearance
Sara Pascoe (Winner with 28 points) 1st appearance
Jack Whitehall (−7 points) 2nd appearance

Topics

Forfeits on QI are simply heralded by a kind of siren (Forfeit: a klaxon). Klaxon is a brand name belonging to Lovell-McConnell Manufacturing, and they have a very specific sound. They were the first electric device ever to be fitted to an automobile.
The United States did not accept the automobile very easily. The Farmers Anti-Automobile Association from Pennsylvania drafted a list of essential requirements for cars, including a rocket to be fired out per mile, and a blanket to cover the vehicle when horses approached as such painted so it blended in with the environment. If horses were unwilling to pass the car, the FAAA also required the car to be taken apart and hidden.
There is no evidence that a vehicle horn increases safety amongst road users. In Nazi Germany, people who sounded their horns were punished by having yellow dots placed on their car.
The panelists are asked to identify obscure K body parts:
- The Valves of Kerckring are folds within the small intestine
- The Pores of Kohn are small holes located with the lungs essential for respiration (serving as a back-up system along with the Canals of Lambert and the Fenestrations of Boren)
- The end-bulbs of Krause are thermoreceptors which are found all over the body but particularly on the genitalia
- Kiesselbach's plexus is a network of connected arteries around the nasal septum where epistaxis is common.
A doctor might hit your knee with a hammer to test your reflex action. Nerves that trigger reflexes simply go to the spinal cord, without communicating with the brain. The test is designed to measure the strength of the twitch: too much or too little may indicate all sorts of physical maladies.
A knocker-up's knocker-up would wake up those whose job it was to wake up people so they could get to work on time, before the advent of alarm clocks. These people would stay up all night to wake up the sleeping knocker-ups, amongst other people who worked at night. Some were quite well-known, such as Caroline Jane Cousins who also used a lantern in the winter and Mary Smith who would shoot peas from a pea shooter into windows.
A red kite is orange (Forfeit: Red). They were named before English had a word for the colour, although they had a word for the fruit. The robin redbreast, the red deer and the red squirrel are also named as such because of this problem; it wasn't until the 16th century that orange as a colour came into use; the word came from the fruit.
A robin is associated with Christmas because people who delivered Christmas cards wore bright red uniforms and were known either as redbreasts or robins.
In Mediæval Britain, there was a law which stated that everyone who saw a red kite had to kill it, which very nearly went to extinction as a result. Fortunately, they have been reintroduced very successfully.
No one is sure how the monkey wrench got its name, but it is generally believed that its shape reminded people of the jaws of a monkey. The Unbelievable Truth, hosted by Mitchell, stated that it is named after its inventor, Charles Moncky, but this is not true (Forfeit: Charles Moncky). Similarly, the radio show corrected a mistake made on QI about René Descartes' supposed belief that monkeys could speak but didn't so they wouldn't be put to work, which is also, in fact, false (Descartes reported that he'd heard this belief). Fry stated that Mitchell got −50 for the mistake about the monkey wrench, although earlier in the show he also mentioned that the scorer on QI, Murray, is actually a fan of his work.

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According to the website of the Velcro company, there is no such thing as velcro, aside from the name of the company. The product is properly referred to as hook and loop fastener (Forfeit: Velcro). Velcro are very upset with the company's name being synonymous with the product, as other trademarks such as nylon, cellophane, and escalator "lost their distinction because their owners allowed them to be misused by the public". However, many people reject this assertion because the inventor, George de Mestral, called it velcro and designed it from noticing how burs caught on his socks. He named it from the words velvet and hook (in French "velours" and "crochet").
The popular musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat also must be spelt in American English because of trademark issues.
Macartney's knees displeased the Chinese because he refused to kowtow to the Qianlong Emperor, in 1793, meaning his trade negotiation was refused (although a Dutch embassy official who kowtowed over a hundred times was also refused, meaning they perhaps were simply not interested). This is thought to be one of the most decisive moments in world history, as it led to the First and Second Opium Wars.
The botanist who couldn't tell heads from coconuts inadvertently caused his own death through misuse of language. His name was Charles Budd Robinson, and on the island of Ambon in 1913, he asked one of the locals if he could get a boy to chop down a coconut. However, he got the language wrong and actually asked if he could chop off a boy's head, so the villagers thought he was a headhunter and murdered him. Interestingly, that similarity with the local language has been used by the Anton tourist trade, as one can purchase coconuts shaped like human heads.
There is a tongue twister that goes Kelapa diaprut, kepala digaruk, meaning "coconut being grated, head being scratched", while in Finnish, there is one that goes Kokoa kokoon koko kokko. Koko kokkoko? Koko kokko, meaning "Collect all the wood for the bonfire. All the wood for the bonfire? Yes, all the wood for the bonfire!"
The panel are shown a picture of Spanish Catholic penitents, wearing capirote (Forfeit: The Ku Klux Klan). The Spanish Catholics had been wearing capirote far before the Ku Klux Klan was initiated, with their history going back to the Spanish Inquisition. It is thought that the clan was largely a prankster organisation, before Nathan Forrest turned it into a racist group involved in lynching and burning black churches. Ku Klux comes from the Greek kyklos, meaning circle.

Episode 2 "Kit and Kaboodle"

Broadcast date

13 September 2013^[4]

Recording date

29 May 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−6 points)
Noel Fielding (1 point) 1st appearance
Colin Lane (−9 points) 1st appearance
Ross Noble (Winner with 4 points) 10th appearance
The Audience (−10 points)

Topics

Some uses for kitty litter that don't involve a kitty include soaking up vomit, although the most profitable use was performed by the American Tobacco Company: as there was a tax on small cigars, they bulked them up to make big cigars using, amongst other things, kitty litter. They therefore reduced their tax stake by over US$1 billion. A small jar of kitty litter in the fridge can also remove unpleasant smells, and a cupful of litter in a pair of tights, tied off the top and left in one's shoes overnight, can add freshness.
The product that put Kendal on the map is nicotine, in the form of snuff (Forfeit: Mint cake). The Kendal snuff mill was originally built to make gunpowder, but it was shipped down to Kendal for its current use. Having begun production in 1750, it is the oldest still-working machine in the world, although snuff is not as popular as it used to be; before 1900 it was the most popular form of delivery of nicotine. Snuff can now be purchased in many different flavors, although, as the panelists find out (Fielding is given whisky and honey, Lane is given champagne, Noble is given perrier, and Davies is given christmas pudding) they don't necessarily "taste" of them. There are, however, many advantages to taking snuff as opposed to smoking, the most obvious of which is the lack of smoke which causes all sorts of maladies for smokers and for the people in their vicinity.
The lady on the panelists' snuff boxes is not wearing any panties because that was what she was known for. Kitty Fisher was an 18th-century courtesan who rose to fame in the mid-18th century when she fell off a horse in St James' Park and it was revealed, to the astonishment of onlookers, that she wore no underwear. This was her principal method of obtaining publicity, and because of this is regarded by some as the first "famous for being famous" celebrity. Watches using the clockwork to show her performing pornographic acts were made, and there are numerous stories of her doing carefree acts and having numerous affairs.
The panel are shown some kits:
- The basking shark is one of numerous species that require conservation, and thus their DNA is required. Therefore, a scouring pad and a window cleaning rod are implemented to collect its "slime". The University of Aberdeen are involved in this work.
- Eric Dingwall used luminescent yarn and knitting needles to see what sort of machinery mediums and psychics were using when they were claiming to communicate with people who have died.

General Ignorance

A Roman soldier's salary was simply money (Forfeit: Salt). It is true that the world "salary" derives from the Latin for "salt" (salarium), but they were never paid with in. They would use their salary to buy salt, as well as their uniform, sword and all their other equipment since these were not provided.
British wine comes from grape concentrate that comes from abroad. This means that English wine gets a bad reputation, as English wine is made from English vineyards but people think it is going to be the same as British wine. There are over 400 vineyards in Great Britain now, with global warming causing that number to increase. Wine production was high in Britain during the Medieval Warm Period.
All the panelists attempt to break a wood ruler with a simple karate chop, simply by placing a piece of paper partway over it. The air pressure over the paper allows it to occur. Fry then attempts to break three bricks on top of each other with a karate chop, but only manages to break the bottom two. However, with any set up of three bricks he successfully manages to only break the middle one. He then reveals that he used dummy bricks, although he does then explains that professional karate is genuine, simply using physics as well as a large amount of focus.

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Some people would distract smokers from a meeting by inserting a long stick into their cigars preventing the ash from falling, so they would just stare at their cigars in amazement at the lack of ash falling without paying attention to what they were saying. Winston Churchill and Clarence Darrow would supposedly use this to their advantage.
Some features that are really undesirable in a submarine would be found on the British K-class submarines, also known as the Kalamity Class because they were so notoriously poor. Eighteen were built, six of which were sunk in accidents and only one which engaged an enemy vessel, but the torpedo it fired didn't go off. The main problem was that it was so slow it couldn't keep up in convoys. It was powered by a steam engine, meaning it needed funnels. When they tried to manoeuver, seawater poured down the funnels putting the boilers out. They were also unnecessarily large, and could only dive to two hundred feet meaning they'd have their tails poking out.
The thing that comes flat-packed and takes four months to assemble was a hospital (Forfeit: Anything from IKEA). During the Crimean War, Florence Nightingale, being furious at the conditions that injured soldiers were in at hospitals, demanded the British Army build a proper one. Isambard Kingdom Brunel therefore designed a flat-packed hospital within six days.
Brunel, when he was 36, nearly choked on a half sovereign whilst performing a party trick for his children. The coin stayed in his throat to point where he required a tracheotomy. He ended up having to design his own rack so he could be upside down while someone hit him very hard on the back until it came out.
Flat-packed furniture was first used by IKEA (the first retailer to sell such items) in 1956. The company was founded by Ingvar Kamprad, although Gillis Lundgren first thought of the idea when he took apart a table to fit it in a car. The largest IKEA is in Sydney.

Episode 3 "K-Folk"

Broadcast date

20 September 2013^[5]

Recording date

30 April 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (Winner with 7 points) 20th win
Phill Jupitus (−9 points) 29th appearance
Katherine Ryan (−8 points) 1st appearance
Josh Widdicombe (−7 points) 1st appearance^[6]

Topics

The meerkat crossed the road after first sending out youngsters to test it. They have a social hierarchy whereby leaders and adults are considered more important than young ones. Alpha females also kill each other's children, so they are far removed from the human perception of them as cute and friendly animals that's arisen from the Compare the Meerkat advertising campaign and the television programme Meerkat Manor. Unfortunately, due the recent popularity of the animal, they have been sold as pets and abandoned due to their aggressive and unhygienic nature.
Fry asks Davies "Why will you never eat my noodles?". In Korea, "When will you eat noodles?" is a phrase that means "When will you get married?" because marriage always leads to a party in which noodles will be served.
Other Korean phrases are:
- "The other man's rice cake always looks bigger" is an equivalent to "the grass is always greener on the other side"
- "If there are too many ferrymen on a boat, it will sail up a mountain" is an equivalent to "too many cooks spoil the broth"
- "Pummeling a dead monk" is an equivalent to "flogging a dead horse"
- "He worked as if he were tending the grave of his wife's uncle" means that the person is acting carelessly, because a more distant family member is considered less of one's responsibility than someone close. Ryan says that a Canadian equivalent would be "shagging the dog (or sheep)".
- "He disappeared like a fart through hemp pyjamas" means that a person did so ungracefully.
The people on the island of St Kilda ate gannets and puffins for breakfast. "St Kilda" is the most remote island of the Hebrides, and is actually named from the Old Norse word "Skildir", meaning shields. Only until 1930 did the last natives leave the island voluntarily, and found jobs in forestry despite never having seen a tree before. It could also get so windy that it could make inhabitants deaf for a period.
A Kūlgrinda are a cunning trick in the Baltic that involves placing stepping stones underwater, or putting them on ice so the path would be hidden when the ice melted. The kūlgrinda in the Sietuva swamp, created by Ludwik Krzywicki went up the sides of his horses at the deepest point.
The thing that there is to say about Long-Necked Karen is that they wear a lot of rings. The Karen people live primarily in the Karen state in Burma and are famous for the neck rings worn by the women. However, X-rays have shown that their neck is not longer than usual but their collarbone is moving down. They are supposed to wear them until marriage, until many close to wear them afterwards, and is considered a sign of beauty traditionally as well as a protective measure against tigers. Many Karen live in Thailand having fled Burma and people pay to see them. A neighbouring tribe also put rings on their legs and arms.
The best place to keep a whole load of rubbish from the 1980s has proven incredibly difficult to find. The Khian Sea waste disposal incident involved a cargo ship from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania trying to offload its cargo of 15,000 tonnes of non-toxic ash. They went to many countries in the Atlantic and the Caribbean, all of which refused. They tried many more countries, even going as far as Sri Lanka and the Philippines and reclassifying the cargo as "Topsoil fertiliser", but only managing to remove 4,000 tonnes of it in Haiti until they were rumbled. They then tried Singapore and the ship was found to be empty. The captain and the ship executives admitted they dumped the ash at sea and were arrested. However, they were then asked to go back to Haiti and reclaim the ash they dumped there. It wasn't until 2002 that the ash was finally disposed of, at a landfill just 120 miles away from where they started in Pennsylvania.
The nearest Third World country to the United Kingdom is Ireland (Forfeit: France). The original definition of "Third World" by Alfred Sauvy was a state not aligned to either the capitalist NATO or the communist Eastern Bloc during the Cold War. It was only until recently that it referred to a country in poverty; the correct term for countries in that sphere is "developing". Fourth World refers to dispossessed people, such as Kurds or Romanies.
The Paris–Dakar Rally is held in South America (Forfeit: Starts in Paris and ends in Dakar). Before 2007, it did start in France and end in Senegal but does that no longer due to threats from Al-Qaeda. The Mongol Rally begins at the Goodwood Circuit in England and ends in Ulan Bator, although the route in between is entirely up to the contestants. The Blind Man's Car Rally in India involves sighted drivers being directed by a blind navigator using a map in Braille.
Knick-Knacks: Fry blows up custard powder by blowing it to a flame. Custard powder is flammable, but it cannot be lit unless it has been separated.

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Other Korean phrases are:
- "You wouldn't notice even if a friend at the same table died" is a compliment stating that the cooking was fantastic.
- "My eyebrows are on fire" means that a person is in a desperate situation and requires assistance.
- "Showing off your wrinkles to a silkworm" is an equivalent to "teach grandma how to suck eggs"
Kyiv Railway Station is in Moscow, and takes trains to Kyiv. England has a similar system with streets called London Road that go to London but aren't in it.
Many cities in Russia have a kremlin as they are the fortifications around a city.
One can get arrested for wearing their seatbelt when driving over frozen Estonian lakes. There are roads on the lakes, as the ice is thick enough, but if the car is overturned the seatbelt will simply prevent the driver from escaping. No one is allowed to go between 25 and 40 kilometres per hour, as it might cause oscillations that may crack the ice. At McMurdo Sound, runways are constructed on the ice every year.
A housewarming party with the Korowai people could go horribly wrong because they all live in tree-houses, and their housewarming involves lighting a ceremonial fire. The house, entirely made from wood is kept safe by keeping the fire in a hole in the floor and dropping it to the ground if it gets too dangerous. Up until 1970, they had no idea that there were any other people on Earth.
Sweden uses so much waste to power the country's generator that it imports it. Norway pays the country to take 80,000 tonnes of it, which is then brought back to Norway for landfill. Thilafushi is an island in the Maldives made entirely from rubbish; the tourists produce so much of it that it's growing by one square metre a day.
Irish people living in the UK can vote in British elections, but British people living in the Republic of Ireland cannot vote in Irish election. (This is not true, British people can vote in all elections in Ireland except the election of the President.)^{[citation needed]}
The country with the national anthem Land of the Free is Belize (Forfeit: America). It is the only UN member state to have a flag that features humans, who are in question chopping wood. The name of the American national anthem is The Star-Spangled Banner, which was written by Francis Scott Key. He gave his name to a distant cousin, who became Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald.

Critical reaction

The Radio Times singled out a "lovely" exchange between Fry and Davies, where Fry complains he wasn't invited to Davies's wedding, but Davies reminds Fry that Fry was invited and didn't come.^[6]

Episode 4 "Knits and Knots"

Broadcast date

27 September 2013^[7]

Recording date

30 April 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−17 points)
David Mitchell (Winner with −6 points) 21st appearance
Ross Noble (−9 points) 11th appearance
Sue Perkins (−22 points) 8th appearance

Topics

The panelists are shown an image of four pieces of rope tied up and asked "How many knots are there in this picture?". The answer is one (Forfeit: Two, Four, None). A noose is a knot, but hitches and bends are not. A highwayman's hitch is used for a horse, as pulling it one way tightens but pulling it the other quickly releases it, while a Euro death knot is a bend so named by American climbers who thought it was unsafe; however, it is perfectly safe and had been used from at least 5,000 years ago. A snuggle hitch, invented by Owen Nuttall, is a more secure version of the clove hitch. The International Guild of Knot Tyers recognises around 3,800 different knots. The hangman's knot was named after Jack Ketch, who hanged Charles I, and was considered humane as it broke the neck quickly.
The panelists are given lengths of rope with loops to place their wrist through, which will tie them together: Mitchell is tied to Perkins, and Davies is tied to Noble. They then have to find out how to get free. Perkins works it out by making another loop and putting it under Mitchell's cuff.
The reason why knitting patterns, flowers, hugs and kisses were banned was because, during World War II, they might be code. In addition, citizens were not allowed to play postal chess or send XOXOs on the bottom of letters. An example of code placed into knitting was actually sent by a viewer of QI, Karen Templer. Morse code placed within the knitting pattern read I wool always love you.
Knitting can reduce crime and disorder. Yarn bombing is a way of making a place more peaceful, tried in Leicester. Woolen pom-poms Cosies were placed over tree trunks, parking meters and even buses, with some even suggesting tanks. It has had mixed responses, and Leicester City Police was reportedly too embarrassed to allow QI to show the pom-poms. "Extreme knitting" involves knitting in odd places or situations, such as with 55-year-old who holds the world record for knitting a scarf while running a marathon. She also crocheted while running a marathon, and knitted while riding a tandem, all to raise money for Alzheimer's research.
The biggest knitted objects in the world are 45 islands on the Peruvian side of Lake Titicaca, all made from totora reeds and all of which are habitable. The people on them are so used to the springy surface they have difficulty walking on dry land. Lake Titicaca is the highest navigable lake in the world.
Katydids are named after the noise their wings make. The panel are asked to match the katydids to their respective description: dragon-headed, spike headed, horned, mimicking snout nosed, and small hooded. The small hooded katydid wasn't discovered until 2010 despite being around for millennia and not even being particularly rare; its camouflage simply makes it nearly impossible to see in its habitat. The male Tuberous bushcricket has the largest testicles for their mass of any animal: 14% of their body mass so they can fertilise as many females as possible. In mating, the male inserts a spermatophore into the female, the back end of which is so large the female has to ingest it.
The royal knackers were in charge of the knackers yard for the British Royal Family. They no longer exist, but in the Victorian age there was a great need to make the most of horses that had died. One royal knacker was John Atcheler who had the royal warrant from Queen Victoria to knacker her horses, and was the official horse slaughterer. He is now buried in Highgate Cemetery where there is a tomb with a prancing horse on top of it. He had two knackers yards: one at Sharp's Alley near Smithfield and another at Kings Cross at Belle Isle. They had huge copper vats filled with horses being rendered down, which were famously malodourous. He dealt, on average, with 26,000 horses a year.
If anyone from Leeds tells you to eat kicker, they would be offering horse meat. Yorkshire was the last place in Britain to stop eating horse meat on a large scale, although recently there have been complications. Pope Gregory III disliked people eating horse meat as he considered it too pagan, although Scandinavians liked horse meat and thus continued eating it, and the place with the largest Scandinavian population in Britain was Yorkshire and so it remained as a tradition until around the 1930s. Arnold Drury, who died in 1951, was the last butcher to sell it and advertised "Viande de cheval, of super quality horseflesh." In the 19th century, rural Yorkshiremen who moved to the city were called "kicker eaters".
If you handle a rose, you should beware of the prickles (Forfeit: Thorns). Thorns are modified branches or stems while a prickle is part of a plant's skin.
The panel are shown a pub sign of Ye Olde Rose and Crown, which has a picture of a rose and a crown on it and Fry asks if there is a thorn in it. There is, in the name of the pub itself as the thorn is the letter Y in the word Ye, which serves as an equivalent of th (for the olde). This was discussed in the I series, but Davies failed to remember it (Forfeit: No).
Knick-Knacks: Fry and Davies make a cloud, by pumping a plastic bottle of alcohol pull of air but keeping it sealed, and then suddenly unsealing it. However, it is then resealed and pulled with more air which makes it disappear until the seal is immediately taken off again.

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If you wanted to tie the knot at a Knobstick wedding, the bride would need to be pregnant. It is forced wedding not unlike a shotgun wedding named after a knobstick, which is a type of wooden club. In Britain, an unmarried woman's baby would have its upkeep paid for by a parish, and so the parish, wishing to avoid this, would force the father of the woman to marry her, thereby making it the father's responsibility to care for the child. These were termed "knobstick weddings" because the parish would threaten them with a knobstick if they did not marry.
The phrase "tie the knot" dates back to 1717. Some odd marriages include Kevin Nadal, in 2005, who married himself as a sort of publicity stunt to encourage others to celebrate being single. In 1979, a German woman named Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer married the Berlin Wall.
There is a story of women knitting while watching guillotine executions during the French Revolution, named tricoteurs, such as Madame Defarge, but most people think they probably didn't exist. The original women of the revolution, called "Mothers of the Revolution", were much-loved. By the time of the Reign of Terror, however, they were considered a nuisance and therefore shut up and forbidden to wear trousers. The law forbidding Frenchwomen to wear trousers wasn't repealed until February 2013.
Football clubs use horse oil to lubricate their boots, while cricket teams rub it into their cricket bats. Neatsfoot oil is used by doctors to massage the joints of a patient that have just come out of plaster. Horse bones were sent to knife manufacturers to make handles.
There is a plaque showing where the RSPCA was founded: in the Slaughter's Coffee House in Westminster, on 16 June 1824.
The oldest ever mattress is 39,000 years old and in a cave in KwaZulu-Natal, made from rushes and reeds as well as insect-repelling plants to stop the user getting bitten during the night.
Head lice and crab lice are totally unrelated species, although the crab lice are related to lice that live on gorillas. Pubic lice are in decline due to waxing.
It is impossible to know what the oldest profession is, although hunting and flint-knapping are both contenders: flint-knapping dating back to Homo habilis (Forfeit: Prostitution).

Episode 5 "Kings"

Broadcast date

4 October 2013^[8]

Recording date

22 April 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−18 points)
Bill Bailey (−19 points) 29th appearance
Jimmy Carr (−19 points) 23rd appearance
Jeremy Clarkson (−38 points) 11th appearance
The Audience (Winner with 8 points)

Topics

The panelists are shown a number of monarchs names and nicknames and asked how they all got their nicknames:
- Constantine Crap-name was a descendant of Constantine the Great, the Roman Emperor who moved the capital of the Roman Empire from Rome to Constantinople and became Christian. He was very unpopular, and was claimed by his enemies to have been so nervous at his baptism that he defecated into the baptismal font.
- Louis the Universal Spider was so-named because his enemies suspected him of spinning webs of conspiracies all across Europe. He was friends with Philip the Good, who was named as such because of all the Crusades he partook in.
- Eystein the Fart was actually nicknamed because he was speedy, "fart" means "fast" in the Scandinavian languages. He earned his name by travelling a lot, and is the oldest recorded mention of ice skating. His son was called Halfdan the Mild.
- Ragnar Hairy-Breeches was named because he wore hairy breeches, made for him by one of his wives. He died after being captured by the King of Northumbria, Ælla, and thrown into a pit of venomous snakes. He was later avenged by his son, Ivar the Boneless, who gave Ælla the blood eagle.
A cobra beginning with K would be the kaouthia or the katiensis (Forfeit: King cobra). The king cobra is not a true cobra, it instead belongs to its own genus Ophiophagus, which actually means "snake-eating" (it is a snake-eating snake).
A king cobra makes a very distinctive sound that could be compared to a bark (Forfeit: Hsssssss). They also have more venom than any other snake, although it is not as potent as that produced by taipans.
The panel are shown a picture of a surgical instrument and asked why a Frenchman might want it up his bottom. The answer is because he might have fistula (Forfeit: Because he's French). Louis XIV of France, who was a keen rider, developed the problem, and his doctor used the instrument to pierce and slice the fistula. The procedure worked, and the doctor, Felix de Tassy, was given an estate and became hugely popular with many courtiers mimicking the king and saying they had fistula (although de Tassy refused to perform the operation on anyone who didn't need it).
The thing which has twenty legs, five heads and cannot reach its own nuts is a squirrel king (Forfeit: One Direction). Squirrels caught in tree sap can often get their tails stuck together, cannot move, and die. This was a natural phenomenon first spotted in Germany, and some museums have massive rat kings preserved in alcohol.
Kings Cross Station could be improved by putting a small airport on top of it. In 1931, with sudden levels of optimism and pride in machinery, the plans were drawn up for an eight-pronged wagon wheel-shaped runway on the roof of the station complete with lifts to take aircraft up and down to hangars. Jet aircraft may have rendered the design unusable as they would require a much larger runway and a remote location due to the noise levels.
Most kingfishers of the world live near disused termite nests. In Britain they live near water, and so they were given their name, but this is not true of most of kingfishers in the world, as they are populous in Africa. Kingfishers are brown, but iridescence makes them appear blue or cyan.
There have been nine King Henrys of England (Forfeit: Eight). Henry II's son was crowned in 1170 as Henry the Young King. Although not being given the title of Henry III, he was a king. He infuriated his father by not turning up with his family for Christmas; instead he held a feast in Normandy where he invited only knights with the name William.
The official residence of the Queen is St James's Palace; the ambassadors all present their credentials to the court there (Forfeit: Balmoral, Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle, Sandringham).
Knick-Knacks: Fry adds some potassium iodide to a mixture of hydrogen peroxide and detergent to create an eruption of foam.

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Over three hundred people need to die before you finally get a Burger King because Wesley Berger of Oregon is 305th in line to the throne. The line of succession changed recently so a male successor does not have priority to a female: if this law had been enforced after Queen Victoria died, then her daughter Victoria, Princess Royal would have ascended the throne, meaning Kaiser Wilhelm would have been King of the United Kingdom by August, as the Princess Royal died a few months after her mother. Also interesting is that if Prince William becomes King, then he will be the first monarch to be descended from Charles II, because Diana was descended four times from him.
The kind of sick person who wants to be touched by the royal family would be one that would want healing. For hundreds of years, sick people would request healing simply by being touched by monarchs of England and France. Scrofula, also known as the King's Evil, is an infection of the lymph nodes, and it was thought that being touched by a monarch would cure it. Edward the Confessor was one of the first to do this, and would in addition give the patients a gold coin. Charles II touched 92,107 people during his reign, but George I stopped doing it as he believed it to be too Catholic. In Siam, in 1880, Princess Sunandha Kumariratana drowned because no one could rescue her, since it was forbidden on pain of death to touch a Siamese royal. Menelik II of Ethiopia liked to cure himself by eating pages of the Bible and died choking on the Books of Kings.
Knick-Knacks: Fry gets out three coloured liquids: blue curaçao, transparent lemonade and red pomegranate juice. He then mixes them together to make a kind of black and places them in differently shaped glasses. Carr holds a champagne flute which makes it seem blue, while Davies has a Champagne coupe which makes it appear red. Fry then pours the liquid into a glass with both shapes which allows both colours to appear to different sections. The experiment was devised by Dr. Alice Bowen.

Episode 6 "Killers"

Broadcast date

11 October 2013^[9]

Recording date

21 May 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−28 points)
Jason Manford (−6 points) 3rd appearance
Trevor Noah (9 points) 1st appearance
Sandi Toksvig (Winner with 14 points) 11th appearance

Topics

The world's second-best hunters are killer whales. Killer whales are misnamed; their name derives from the Spanish name asesina ballenas, which actually means "whale killer". They aren't whales, they are dolphins that kill whales. Like all dolphins, they are very intelligent that have impressive hunting techniques: if a seal is on an ice floe that is too big to simply tip over, they charge forward in a line to create a wave that will knock it over. In addition, they are known to vomit in water, attracting herring gulls that come to eat the vomit, that they will then catch. However, despite their intelligent hunting, they are referred to as the "second best hunters" because unlike humans, they aren't so proficient to wipe out entire species.
A bottle of whiskey can save your life if you have some form of trauma, as ethanol in your system can help you survive. A chef in New Zealand called Duthie went on a vodka binge and literally went blind (most likely because he was on diabetic medication which would have turned into formaldehyde). The hospital, not having any ethanol, used Johnnie Walker Black Label instead and placed on a drip, causing his sight to return five days later.
People with serious injuries are more likely to survive if they are drunk: this have been observed with soldiers and people in car accidents, and is known as the rag doll effect. Lee Friedman from the University of Chicago spent fourteen years examining this and found that, with the exception of burns, death rates fell as blood alcohol levels rose and, amongst the severely drunk, mortality rates fell by nearly 50% with gunshot and stab victims receiving the greatest benefit, although drunk drivers are two-to-four times more likely to die in a car crash. It is thought to occur partly because people who are drunk are less likely to brace or suffer from shock, but drunkenness does increase the likelihood of someone being in a dangerous situations.
Silver bullets are used for killing werewolves and vampires (the latter allegedly because of the story of Judas Iscariot becoming a vampire and the thirty pieces of silver burning him), and square bullets are used for killing Islamic Turks. The puckle gun was invented James Puckle in 1718, and his idea was that round bullets against Christians and square bullets against Muslims, mostly Ottoman Turks. However, the square bullets were useless because they cannot be rifled, and thus were totally inaccurate. It was not the first machine gun but it was three times faster to fire and load than the muskets of the time.
The Zulus invented the first bulletproof shield in a way, as he discovered that dipping a leather shield in water before battle would harden the leather so it became bulletproof.
The curriculum at the British Hate Training Academy involved being put in a room and shown atrocities such as rotting corpses and starving people, watching sheep being killed and soldiers being smeared with their blood. There were hate schools during the Second World War for British soldiers designed to make them hate the enemy. However, there was an outrage when the public found out: the Bishop of St Albans who said the hate schools were "doing the devil's work" and Bernard Paget said hate was "foreign to British temperament". After the war it was estimated that just 15–20% of anyone in any of the armed forces ever fired their gun, and those that did usually try to miss.
A thousand bananas, half a litre of wine, 1.4 cigarettes and two days in New York are all equally dangerous. Ronald A. Howard, a professor at Stanford University developed the micromort, which corresponds to one in a million chance of death. For example, a million outings on a hanglider results in eight deaths then the chances of "death by hanglider" is eight micromorts. The normal background risk of death by simply living in the UK is 41.6 micromorts, and all the examples listed raise the risk by one micromort. Living with someone who smokes and forty tablespoons of peanut butter also raise the risk by one micromort.
The panel are shown pictures of some killers and asked what they kill:
- Crabeater seals eat krill, and have specialised teeth to sieve with similar to baleen (Forfeit: Crabs).
- The Bagheera kiplingi jumping spiders are the only vegetarian spiders in the world and eat acacia tree buds. They only occasionally eat meat.
- Pacu, which mainly eat seeds and nuts have the nickname of the ball-cutter fish; there are at least two accounts of people dying from castration as a result of the fish.
The worst thing a swan can do is chase someone around (Forfeit: Break your arm). There are no recorded cases in history of swans breaking people's arms; they have hollow bones which will probably receive more harm than the humans'.
Knick-Knacks: Fry demonstrates a chain reaction, using mousetraps holding ping pong balls in place of atoms: when he drops another ball onto a mousetrap, it fires its ball which then touches another mousetrap, and so proceeds to continue the reaction.

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Fry asks Davies, as another actor, why they are so grotesquely overpaid. The answer is because it is the editor who controls most of what the audience perceives in an actor's eyes. In 1919, Lev Kuleshov performed what became known as the Kuleshov Experiment where he filmed actors looking at different things, and noticed that audiences read into actors different emotions depending on what the actor is looking at. Miloš Forman who famously shout "Stop acting!" to actors during filming, and Humphrey Bogart received praise for one scene when he is looking at carnage and supposedly disgusted by the horror of it all, despite the fact that his emotions were actually filmed much later from a balcony and the director said "Look bored."
Fry asks Davies "be honest, have you ever enjoyed a shower in chocolate sauce?" Everyone is almost certain he has (Forfeit: No), along with many other people, because it is often used as substitute blood in films; Bosco Chocolate Syrup was famously used for the shower scene in Psycho. One of the reasons it is considered the greatest scenes in cinema history, is because it used 77 different camera angles and 50 cuts, despite only lasting three minutes.
The British Hate Training Academy was later stopped, not because of the outrage, but because they simply didn't work; the only thing it did was depress soldiers. The German SS soldiers, on the other hand, were given puppies to raise during training, and made to kill them once they graduated in order to desensitise them to the idea of killing.
Scuba diving adds five micromorts to someone's risk of dying, taking heroin adds thirty, spending a night in hospital adds seventy-five and childbirth adds eighty. Yasuhiro Kubo skydives initially without a parachute, and then meets another skydiver who gives him a parachute on the way down. Because he has not died yet, the micromort measurement for doing what he does isn't known.
Killer robots, such as drones, are becoming increasingly used and there is a very large campaign to stop their use and development. Professor Noel Sharkey of the University of Sheffield, who appeared the popular TV series Robot Wars, is one of the leaders of the campaign. Military robots are, at the moment, not covered by the Geneva Convention, and the US army at the moment uses video games very regularly, as it was found that gamers are 50% times better army recruits.
Great tits eat caterpillars in particular, but have been observed to eat roosting bats in Hungary where caterpillars are rare.

Episode 7 "Knowledge"

Broadcast date

18 October 2013^[10]

Recording date

13 May 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (Winner with 689.66 points) 21st win
Jo Brand (85.73 points) 30th appearance
Jimmy Carr (33.58 points) 24th appearance
Graham Linehan (−19 points) 1st appearance
The Audience (23.24 points)

Topics

Fry asks a question that has continually reappeared throughout QI ever since its first series (originally from the episode "Astronomy"): "How many moons does the Earth have?". Throughout the history of the show, the answers given have ranged from one, two, and five. However, as of current estimates, the answer is about eighteen thousand (Forfeit: Three, One, Six, Two). The reason for the changes is that QI is constantly acting on latest scientific information as it comes out, and, as regularly occurs, "facts" are overturned and rendered out-of-date extremely quickly as more research is conducted. Students at universities today are taught that most of what they learn throughout their courses will be rendered out-of-date within a few years. This is known as the "half-life of facts", which is to say half of what one learns will eventually be found to be false (without the student knowing which half). Fry then adds that 7% of everything said throughout the K series will be untrue within a years' time. A chart is then shown displaying the rate of decay of "facts" on QI: there is an exponential decline of the truth of the episodes from about 10% by the G series to over 60% by the A series. Fry then adds that because of this phenomenon, Davies and the regular guests on the episodes must be owed plenty of points, since a proportion of the things they have said over the episodes which have led to deducted points must have been since revised as being correct (if the idea is taken a face value). Therefore, in view of this, the QI elves calculated that Carr is owed 43.58 points, Brand is owed 84.73, the Audience is owed 23.24, Davies is owed 737.66, and Linehan (who is on his first appearance) is owed nothing. The panellists, and the Audience, therefore have these owed points added to their scores.
Certain "facts" that were given on episodes of QI, have since been revised and include the following:
- The idea that nobody knows how to tell the age of a lobster (from the I series), has since changed as scientists from Canada have since discovered that their age can be determined by dissecting their eyestalks and counting the rings.
- The idea that giraffes' necks evolved for fighting (from the G series), has since been rejected by many zoologists.
- The "fact" that the most legs found on a millipede is 710 (from the A series), has since been proven to be not true as one was found with 750, and it is impossible to tell if one with many more has lived at some point.
The inventor of the thermometer spent over thirty years measuring the weight of himself, the food he ingested, and his excreta (Forfeit: Temperature). His name was Sanctorius Sanctorius, from Padua, and he did this because he was baffled by the fact that despite the food he ate weighed more than his excreta, he did not gain any weight; he simply did not know that food was assisting in powering his body. He hypothesised that the food that was not excreted in urine and faeces came out of one's skin, and thus thought it was dangerous to cover much of one's skin but of course this hypothesis has since been rejected. Sanctorius co-invented the thermometer with the more famous scientists from Padua, Galileo Galilei. Faeces is 70% liquid, and 30% is dry weight.
The thing that you can find out by hiding under a student's bed is what students say when they think they won't be overheard. This was an experiment performed in the 1930s, and today would be considered highly unethical (as it was performed without, amongst other things, consent or a right to withdraw). They discovered that 40% of their conversations were devoted to themselves. Other unethical experiments include:
- A personal space invasion test conducted in men's restrooms in 1976. Someone hid a camera to determine how far apart men liked to be at public toilets.
- In 1942, psychologist Lawrence LeShan used sleep-learning to try and stop boys from nail biting. He recorded the phrase "My fingernails are terribly bitter" on a phonograph and played in 300 times a night in the boys' room. One bopy did appear to respond positively, but after five weeks the phonograph broke. Therefore, to keep the experiment running, he stood outside where the boys slept and repeated the phrase himself. In the end, the boys stopped biting their nails and LeShan declared it a success, but it is generally assumed now that the boys never slept, being so startled by LeShan, and simply stopped biting their nails to make him go away.
The Romans told their Keith from their Kevins with help of a servant. Romans often forget each other's names, and thus the servant was paid to remember the names of various acquaintances and whisper the names into their employers ear. This person was called a nomenclator.
The best way to avoid talking to one's mother-in-law is to use one of the avoidance languages used by many Australian Aboriginal and Austronesian languages. The language is designed specifically by a man for talking to his mother-in-law, as the mother of one's wife is considered to command great respect. Therefore, there are certain words which do not exist in such language and often cover taboo subjects, and it is often considered polite to avoid looking at her. In Japan, there is a similar language used when talking to the royal family.
The panel are shown a picture of a stork and are asked what it brought to German city of Klütz. The answer is that the stork, which was called a Pfeilstorch, brought with it an arrow in its neck, which was immediately recognised as not being German or even European: it was African. Thus this was, in 1822, the first time that people realised that birds, during winter, migrated. Before this, they assumed that birds did all kinds of things such as go underwater, transformed into other animals, and sorts of other things. Samuel Johnson wrote "swallows certainly sleep in the Winter. A number of them conglobulate together by flying around and round and then all in a heap throw themselves underwater and lie on the bed of the river".
The panel are told that if they can add up some numbers, they will be given their weight in points. However, the numbers are shown extremely quickly in a two-second burst. It is called Flash Anzan, and is possible to do, as the world record holder for the Mental Calculation World Cup, Alberto Coto, correctly added up fifteen three-digit-numbers shown in just 1.7 seconds. Japanese people are particularly good at Flash Anzan, partly because their language allows for much easier addition, as they use far fewer syllables with their numbers, and saying the numbers together automatically adds them up linguistically, but also because of the effectiveness, and the prevalence, of the Japanese and Chinese abacus: respectively the soroban and the suanpan. In the end, they will calculate the answer without having any memory of the numbers they added up. Interestingly, they can also use the abacus while having a conversation with someone, because it activates a different part of the brain.
The final scores are given out, including the bonus points they were given at the start of the show. If these points were to be removed, the winner would be Brand with 1 point, and following would be the Audience with 0, Carr with −10, Linehan with −19, and Davies with −48.

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Not much is known of Scotland's Mr Smellie, as he came from one of the most persecuted sects of Protestantism, and therefore no any documents regarding his life or family have ever been recovered. However, it is known that he was paid £200 for being the first chief editor of the Encyclopædia Britannica. Another one of its editors was Andrew Bell, who was just four and a half feet tall and had a very big nose. If anyone joked about his nose, he'd rush off and come back wearing a bigger one made of papier-mâché. The First Edition took three years to write, and cost £12 for three volumes (although the first volume just covered A to B). Some of its entries include:
- Kensington: "A pleasant village two miles west of London" (as that is what it was when the encyclopædia was written).
- California (spelt in the encyclopædia as "Callifornia"): A large country in the West Indies, possibly an island or a peninsula.
- Woman: the female of man, see homo.
A man called Harvey Einbinder so hated the Encyclopædia Britannica, he wrote a book called The Myth of the Britannica, published in 1964, that listed all the things he thought were wrong in it. It was 390 pages long.
Humans know when they have had enough to eat purely based on memory, as the brain is reminded based on past experiences when someone has had enough food (such as based on times when someone has felt bloated). This causes problems for people who suffer from amnesia, as they can forget when they have had a meal and thus can have three or four in a single evening, and can be confused when they feel satiated. This can be tested by fitting a mechanism to a bowl of thick soup, which can drain the bowl ahead of time or refill it.
Butterflies migrate along with birds, but they cannot be seen doing so because they fly a kilometre up in the air.

Episode 8 "Keys"

Broadcast date

25 October 2013^[11]

Recording date

23 April 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (fourth – score not given)
Bill Bailey (Winner with 3 points) 30th appearance
Tim Minchin (third – score not given) 1st appearance
Isy Suttie (−8 points) 1st appearance

Topics

If someone were to give you a key to a city, there is little you could physically do with it. It is a myth that freeman of cities can drive sheep across bridges or bear their sword, and both are in fact illegal in certain countries (although Stephen Fry did drive sheep across a bridge after he was granted a key to the City of London) (Forfeit: Drive sheep across the bridge). In the case of London, a key is not even given, simply a piece of parchment stating the honour. The idea behind the key is that the beneficiary is allowed to trade without having to pay a toll at the bridge, although in current times it is simply a symbolic honour. The only real tangible benefit of having the key is that if one is poor, then they are given access to some educational and charitable funds. Dick Wittington left money in trust for water troughs and children's education, a charity which is still going. Fry noted that the post of Lord Mayor of London, which had been around since the 12th century, had been unchanged for 800 years, but the Sheriff had been around 500 years beforehand (although today the post has little political effect and is more simply a part of English tradition).
The City of Detroit gave a key to Saddam Hussein in 1980 when he was fighting alongside the US in the Iran–Iraq War. The City of Toronto has given a key to the Dalai Lama, Nelson Mandela and Mickey Mouse, and the City of Corona has given a key to a cat called Scarlett's Magic since it was listed in the Guinness World Records for being the tallest cat in the world. Cher sold her key to the City of Adelaide on eBay, getting US$95,900 for it in 2012. There was a severe backlash on Twitter as a result of this, with Cher responding by saying "I'm upset 2 & trying 2get2 bottom! I think my office f***** up?"
There is no need to worry about keeping The Open Organisation of Lockpickers (TOOOL) out of one's home because they are an extremely ethical group. They are a Dutch organisation of "recreational lockpickers" who attempt to increase home security by showing how forced entry can be achieved. The main rule of the organisation is that members should never pick locks that do not belong to them.
The key part of an arch because all the stones (most commonly voussoir) are equally important, although the keystone is the last piece to go in (Forfeit: Keystone). In Roman times, the architect would be told to stand under the arch when the support scaffolding was taken away to prove he had faith in his work.
The keys on a QWERTY keyboard were arranged to prevent typewriters from jamming. Thus the QWERTY arrangement actually allows for smoother typing since all the letters used most commonly in English together are spaced further apart (Forfeit: To slow typists down).
The thing that starts with K and can be killed by curiosity is a kea (Forfeit: A kitten). There was a bounty placed on them because they used to ride on the backs of sheep and peck constantly to reduce the sheep of fat, and so many hunters went out to kill them. However, living in New Zealand; a country with no mammals except bats; they were very curious and thus remarkably easy to hunt. Hunters would frequently kill them simply by standing near a rock where a kea could see them, then hide behind the rock and wait for the kea to come towards them (as they would always wonder where the hunter had gone), before hitting them on the head with a club. If the kea was with another kea, the technique would work even better since the partner of the one that died would always follow it, wondering where the other had gone.
The panel are shown a picture of a woman and are asked what she is doing. In fact, she is using a piano teaching machine, patented by Dr. Kurt Johnen in 1929, which measured muscle tension through pneumatic cuffs above the upper arms, breathing rate through a hose in the mouth, strength of touch through another hose and a pneumatic belt measuring change in the circumference of the chest. Other machines designed for the same purpose included the chiroplast invented by John Bernard Logier which trapped the users' arms forcing them to play using only wrist and finger movement, the dactylion which strengthens the users' fingers through springs (Robert Schumann supposedly used the dactylion and said that it merely hurt his fingers, although others attribute the pain to syphilis), and the chirogymnaste which was a tiny finger gym.
Pianos have been constantly reinvented throughout history: there was also a bed piano, which could provide entertainment to those who were bed-ridden, and recently left-handed pianos have been made with higher notes on the opposite side. Transposing pianos can transpose the key using a single lever; Irving Berlin used one because he only composed in F-sharp, being unable to read sheet music.
The "man who knew everything" thought cats were good for building into a piano. Athanasius Kircher was a German Jesuit who was very intelligent for his time: he was lowered into Mount Vesuvius, thought the Black Plague was caused by microbes, falsely claimed to have interpreted Egyptian hieroglyphics, thought magnetism and love were of the same branches of attraction, denied the possibility of flying tortoises, and invented the megaphone alongside the Katzenklavier. Cats were arranged to the pitch of their cry, and fixed on a line were in a position whereby hammers would hit the tails of the cats, hitting progressively harder according to how hard the keys were hit. It is doubtful one was actually built, but he definitely wrote out plans for one.

General Ignorance

Winston Churchill wrote a number of novels throughout the early 20th century, but none about World War II (Forfeit: The Second World War). The Prime Minister of that name did write The Second World War, and the history is largely responsible for his winning of the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1953, but he wrote under the name Winston S. Churchill due to the fact that there was a very successful American novelist at the time called Winston Churchill, and so out of respect to him the British Churchill decided to write with his middle name. The two agreed to this arrangement through a correspondence in which they joked about the commonality of their names.
The truly grim reading matter banned in Germany after the war were the works of The Brothers Grimm, as many thought that their fairytales had contributed to the rise of many aspects of Nazism. T.J. Leonard said that the stories had helped teach German children "all the varieties of barbarousness" including "light flanneling". One of the stories was called How Children Played Butcher with One Another, removed from the second edition, and the original ending of The Frog Prince has the princess, rather than kissing the frog, hurling the frog against a wall to turn him into a prince. The last story in the Grimm Brothers collection features a poor boy who goes out into a forest, and in the snow finds a tiny key and next to it an iron box. "The boy inserts the key, opens the box, and finds..." and the story ends. The point of it is to allow the reader to imagine for themselves what is inside.

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The key part that bigots played in the Second World War was the organisation of the Normandy landings. BIGOT stood for "British invasion of German occupied territory", and the BIGOT list was a list of people who knew about the Operation Overlord. The plans for the counter-attack were so secret that anyone on the list was forbidden from leaving the country (with the except of the Prime Minister Winston Churchill). There was a rehearsal for the invasion in 1944 in which ten people on the BIGOT list were killed accidentally, leading to the invasion to be put on hold so they could account for all the bodies. They were desperate not to let the secret get out partly because they were trying to convince the Nazis that they were going to counter-attack closer to Belgium, using tricks such as the Zigzag Man and Operation Mincemeat (which convinced the Germans they were going to attack Greece when in fact they were attacking Sicily in 1943).
In Britain, the current order of secrecy for documents is "Unclassified", "Protect", "Restricted", "Confidential", "Secret" and then "Top Secret" (although it used to be "Most Secret"). There are conspiracy theorists who believed there are 38 levels of secrecy above "Top Secret", with the next level being "Cosmic" (the President of the United States supposedly does not have Cosmic Clearance). "CANUKUS' Eyes Only" means it can only be shared between Canada, the United States and the United Kingdom, while "AUSCANNZUKUS' Eyes Only" means it can only be shared between Canada, the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand (The "Five Eyes").
Alfred C. Hobbs was a famous American lockpicker who came down from the Great Exhibition and met the British equivalent Jeremiah Chubb. Chubb presented to him his Chubb detector lock which was his most powerful: if anyone attempted to pick it then all the tumblers would fall down and the key would not even work. Hobbs, however, managed to pick it in seven minutes, horrifying Chubb who had secured the Bank of England. Thus all Chubb's locks were replaced with Hobbs'.
The word "typewriter" is, coincidentally, the longest word that can be typed on the QWERTY line.
Likewise with the kea, the kakapo has no sense of fear since the only thing likely to prey on it was eagles, that it easily escaped from by being nocturnal. It also has a remarkable lek mating ritual called the "bowl and track" whereby the bird would create an enormous track, which it would work tirelessly to keep immaculate, and then make an extremely loud booming sound. If a female approached and, by chance, a leaf had fallen on the track, the male would face immediate rejection. Sometimes years would pass before a male got a chance to mate.
Franz Liszt had such large hands and thus hit the piano so hard that he continuously broke them (in those days pianos were made of wood). Therefore, he had one specially made for him with iron frames.
Philip II of Spain had a cat piano that was played by a bear, while Louis XI of France had a "pig organ" made for him. There are numerous descriptions of "pig pianos" throughout history.

General Ignorance

George Bernard Shaw is the only person to have won a Nobel Prize and an Academy Award, having received the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1925 in and an Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay for Pygmalion in 1938. He also introduced the first public lavatories for women in London. Al Gore is often wrongly attributed to having achieved this feat, as he won a Nobel Prize for Peace in 2007 and An Inconvenient Truth won for Best Documentary Feature in 2006, but that Oscar was awarded to Davis Guggenheim rather than Gore.

Episode 9 "Kinetic"

Broadcast date

1 November 2013^[12]

Recording date

14 May 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−56 points)
Danny Baker (Winner with 8 points) 7th appearance
Jo Brand (−8 points) 31st appearance
Marcus Brigstocke (−5 points) 2nd appearance

Topics

Davies' buzzer plays the song Saturday Night at the Movies by The Drifters, which is appropriate to the theme of the episode as "cinema" (originally spelled "kinema") and "kinetic" both come from the Ancient Greek "κίνημα" meaning "movement".
If one places a broom on the side of their hands and then move their hands together, the broom will simply balance on top of the hands as they will naturally move towards the center of gravity. This is because the resistance caused by the weight of the brush will cause one hand to move at a slower speed. Fry also states that it is easy to balance the broom with the brush facing upwards, but nearly impossible to balance it with the handle facing upwards and the brush balanced on the palm. Davies, however, disproves this be successfully doing both, leading to Fry ripping up his question card. The center of gravity was supposedly discovered by Archimedes.
If the Earth suddenly stopped spinning, half of it would be plunged into eternal darkness, causing mass extinctions, famine, and a massive population crisis as those that are left on the dark side would be rushing to emigrate to the side in light. However, in terms of inertia, all that could happen would be everything would fall over and scrape along the ground at 100 miles per hour (Forfeit: We'd all fall off). The Earth spins at 1,000 miles per hour at the equator which is 17 times slower than it would need to if people were to fly off it.
The thing that travels the wrong way along a motorway at 12 miles per hour is a traffic wave (Forfeit: A mobility scooter). A simple occurrence such as a pigeon landing on the road can cause a massive sudden traffic jam due to the fact that one car slowing down and suddenly speeding up again can create a ripple effect, causing more cars to suddenly slow down until they eventually jam up. This happens quite frequently and can severely frustrate motorists. China is notorious for having colossal traffic jams, including one notable incident in 2010, which formed mostly on China National Highway 110 and G6 Beijing–Lhasa Expressway, and was over 80 miles long and moved on average one kilometre every day. There are now quite profitable services in China that involve people arriving on motorcycles to look after the driver's car while the motorcycle can take the driver to their destination.
A mosquito in heavy rain can brush the raindrops aside and have even been known to ride on them, leaping off just before they burst on the ground. This is useful to the insect, as an average raindrop is over fifty times heavier than they are. There is now a subspecies of mosquito that lives only on the London Underground, biting rats, dogs and humans, and is called Culex pipiens molestus.
The angle that the rain is falling from and the speed of the wind will largely determine whether running or walking will prevent someone from getting wetter. Professor Franco Bocci wrote an academic paper published in the European Journal of Physics stating "If the rain is falling straight down or is blown towards you by the wind, one should run as fast as they can. If the wind is behind then one should try to match the speed of the wind. If the wind is coming from the side, then fat people should run as fast as they can whereas very thin people might be better off walking". The mathematics behind it is purported to be extremely complex.
Fry asks the question: "Do you remember when snails were faster?". The answer is yes, because it has been discovered that snails, through generations, are growing gradually slower. Scientists in Chile did some experiments on some common garden snails and measured their metabolism through the amount of carbon dioxide they emitted at rest. They then released them into the wild, and found that those that has higher metabolic rates died sooner than those that had slower metabolisms, giving the latter more time to breed. Thus nature has appeared to select for the snails that are slower.
Europe's biggest swingers are Estonians (Forfeit: Germans). They have a national pastime called Kiiking which involves standing on a metal swing and using just their body achieve a full 360-degree loop. The swing arms are adjusted telescopically, making the swing longer and more difficult to rotate. Therefore, participants in the sport are eliminated similar to in the high jump until there is one person left, who is declared the winner. Estonia, Finland and Hungary are interesting in that their national languages share a common family that no other national language does in the Uralic family.
The world's highest waterfall (or the world's longest drop) is underwater, between Greenland and Iceland, and has no name (Forfeit: Angel Falls). It counts as a waterfall since it is a current of cold water flowing downwards, and carries at least 175 million cubic feet of cold water per second, which at peak flow is 2,000 times that carried by Niagara Falls.
The world's biggest river is an atmospheric river in the sky (Forfeit: Underwater, Amazon, Nile). They are vast rivers of water vapour that carry water around the world and appear at different places at different times. They can be 2,000 kilometres long, but a just a few kilometres wide, covering less than 10% of the globe. However, just four or five of them contain 90% of all the world's water vapour at a time.
The world's biggest river that isn't in the sky is four kilometres under the Amazon Rainforest, and called the Rio Hamza. It was only discovered in 2011 from data collected from 241 abandoned deep wells, and was found to run approximately the same length as the Amazon River but is four times wider (between 200 to 400 kilometres wide). It appears to be a slowly flowing aquifer but it does flow horizontally.
The world's biggest animal that, has ever existed on Earth, is the blue whale.
Knick-Knacks: Fry shows how the Shard can be demolished a feather using the domino effect. Each "domino" is 150% larger than the one before it, creating an exponential increase of mass that falls across a system, that could knocking the building down. Theoretically, the Shard could be reduced to rubble with a feather and 24 such dominos.

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Fry is 6'4.5" tall and weighs just over 14 stone. However, if Stephen was 44,000 miles tall and had the same ratios and proportions, he would be weightless because his centre of gravity would be outside Earth's gravitational pull and thus he would be in orbit. There was a proposal to build a space elevator would use this same principle.
The most interesting thing one could do with a hole, a stick and a Greek is to measure the circumference of the Earth. Eratosthenes of Cyrene put in a stick into a well at midday during the summer solstice because he knew no shadow would show and had another stick placed in the ground 500 miles away. From the shadow of this stick, he determined the Sun was at an angle of 7.2 degrees from overhead. From this information, he worked out that the circumference of the Earth is 25,000 miles. The actual measurement has since been calculated at 24,901 miles (40,075 kilometres), so Eratosthenes' margin of error was less than 1%. Eratosthenes was the librarian at the Great Library of Alexandria, considered the greatest repository of knowledge in the Ancient World. He was a great polymath, being a musician, astronomer, poet, inventor of the term "geography" and mathematician. His nickname was "Beta" due to the fact that he was the second-best in every field.
Most of the people in Pompeii, after Mount Vesuvius erupted, escaped. This is known because only 1,100 bodies have been found at the site but at least 15,000 people were known to have inhabited the city at the time. One person who did not escape was Pliny the Elder as he, in his incredible curiosity, watched the eruption with a pillow tied to his head by a napkin. Almost all of the bodies seen in museums are casts or casts of casts, since many of the bodies when they were discovered were filled with Plaster of Paris and many models are known to exist.

Episode 10 "Keeps"

Broadcast date

8 November 2013^[13]

Recording date

23 April 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−27 points)
Bill Bailey (Winner with −7 points) 31st appearance
Jason Manford (−9 points) 4th appearance
Sarah Millican (−9 points) 4th appearance
The Audience (−10 points)

Topics

Modern science uses newtons to measure weight (Forfeit: Kilogram). The kilogram is the SI unit of mass, while weight is specifically defined as force, resulting from gravity, of mass. The kilogram is the only SI unit that still relies on a physical object, referred to as the International prototype kilogram, made in 1871 and currently kept in Sèvres, in France, the country of origin of the metric system. It is made of platinum and iridium, and many are worried that it may have since gained mass due to its susceptibility to changing mass from items as small as grains of sand. Therefore, there are plans to change the definition of the kilogram to Planck's universal quantum constant.
There are 1,000 bytes in a kilobyte (Forfeit: 1,024), according to the International Electrotechnical Commission. 1,024 bytes is now known as a kibibyte and is IEC standard 6027-2.
Fry asks "Finders, keepers; losers, weepers, right?", to which the answer would be no, as it doesn't apply in law (Forfeit: Yes). If someone finds lost property and refuses to go to the appropriate steps of trying to find its owner, then that person has committed the crime of theft by finding. In 2009 a couple in Wiltshire got an 11-month suspended sentence because they found someone else's winning lottery ticket and tried to claim the lottery winnings for themselves. Similarly, in 2003, a family in Coventry made repeated visits to a faulty ATM and managed to withdraw £134,410. Three members of the family were imprisoned as this was theft by finding. However, if property is deliberately abandoned, then you can claim it for yourself if you then find it.
The panel play a game called Keep Still or Scarper?, in which some dangerous animals are shown and Fry asks if the wise thing to do would be stand one's ground or run away:
- Snake: Keep still, since they move extremely quickly and simply the act of turning around would cause them to strike. However, if one were to remain as still as possible, they may forget that a human is nearby.
- A pack of wolves: Keep still, as they are coursing predators that will easily tear and eat prey on the run. The best thing to do is shout, throw stones, and back slowly away.
- Monkeys: Keep still, and bear teeth while keeping a round mouth and raise eyebrows.
- Cows: Scarper; often a dog will annoy a cow, which will the chase the dog and, as dogs often do, the dog will come running back to the owner. It is best therefore to run away from both.
Ants can be made to stay still if they are given alcohol (specifically in the case of Robert Hooke, a gill of brandy, which he described as having the effect of "knocking it down dead-drunk. He struggled for a pretty while very much, certain bubbles issuing out of its mouth, it ceased to move and remained moveless for a good while"). Hooke was a polymath who, in addition to his achievements in entomology, being the first person to portray insects (most famously the flea in his 1665 book Micrographia), he was a town planner, creator of Hooke's law, and responsible for much of the reconstruction of London after the Great Fire. However, Isaac Newton, who, possibly out of jealousy, hated Hooke, tried to erase Hooke from history and there are no known contemporary portraits of him. Thus, a modern history painter called Rita Greer attempted to create more portraits of Hooke, based on physical descriptions of him, than there are of Newton. There are now 20 paintings of Hooke while there are just 16 of Newton.
There is a Register of Artists' Models (RAM) who looks after the interests of models for visual arts, since being a model, particularly a nude model is very difficult since it requires staying still for a very long time and there are many risks of cramps and pins and needles. As a result, models are advised to do one thing at a time, starting with short poses called "gestures" that are used as a warm-up, before moving to do longer poses which run for two minutes, to five minutes, then thirty minutes plus. There are more female models than male models, partly because they are preferred by art classes. In 1998 a male nude model called George Bond took Northampton College to an industrial tribunal on the grounds he was not being employed because of his gender and said that he was being discriminated against. He lost the case, as the college said that in fact he was rejected for personal reasons: he could not hold a pose, he fidgeted, he went to the toilet too often, he had a background in erotic films that disturbed some of the A-level students including one 16-year-old whom he winked to while she was drawing (although he claimed he was squinting due to the fact he usually wore glasses) and also improvised a pose which involved sticking his bottom in the air which some students claimed resulted in "an unfortunate view". There are, however, contentious issues described by RAM including voyeurs and raids made by non-students who simply want to see someone naked and a warning against passing window cleaners. RAM has a policy to suspend any model who gets an erection during a sitting.
The quietest place in the world is an anechoic chamber: one of which exists in the United States and one exists in England, at the University of Salford, which is −12.4 decibels. Fry demonstrates the effect of the chamber by popping a balloon in both a hemi-anechoic chamber and a reverberation chamber in the National Physical Laboratory.
The thing with the world's biggest mouth is a bowhead whale (Forfeit: Blue whale). They are the second largest animals on Earth, live in the Arctic, and have very long lifespans; one was found to have a 1870s harpoon in it. They have more blubber than any other whale, and thus have been hunted extensively. They also have a unique organ called the corpus cavernosum maxillaris in their mouth which is twelve feet long and akin to a penis in that it draws blood and becomes erect. It acts as cooling device, preventing the mammal for getting hyperthermia, by drawing cold Arctic water into the mouth, over its blood and ultimately reducing the temperature of its brain.

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90% of archaeological finds are discovered by amateurs with metal detectors, such as Bill Wyman, who has his own brand of metal detector. In 2009 a man called David Booth discovered four Iron Age gold neckbands worth £1 million during his first ever attempt at metal detecting, finding them seven steps from where he parked his car. Metal detectors who work without permission and/or at night are known as "Nighthawks" and are looked down upon by the rest of the metal detecting community.
Other animals in the Keep Still or Scarper? round:
- Shark: Scarper, swim away as fast as possible. If near the mouth, bubbles, but if caught in the shark's mouth struggle and try to break free. Playing dead is the worst thing one can possibly do.
- Killer bees: Scarper, without stopping to help anyone else, and keep running until at least 400 metres away. Hiding underwater is also ill-advised, since they have been known to wait above water until the prey resurfaces or drowns. Pulling a shirt over one's head can also help to protect from stinging.
Fry tells a rhyme: "Little Bo Peep keeps lesbian sheep but doesn't know how to find them. Can you help?" It is not possible to tell if ewes are homosexual, since they simply stand still if they are sexually excited. However, Lesbian sheep have caused a huge problem when it comes to foot-and-mouth disease, causing an outbreak of it in 1994.
Fry asks "When is the present?", and gives the answer as "About seventy milliseconds ago" (Forfeit: Now). The time it takes for the eyes and the brain to process a human's capability of sight is about seventy milliseconds, meaning that humans are always about that length of time behind the present. This usually does not pose much difficulty, but if a tennis ball or cricket ball was coming towards a person at around 85 miles per hour it would travel 10 feet in that time. Researchers at the University of Tokyo have proved that humans are incapable of keeping up with that kind of speed by developing a robotic hand that plays rock-paper-scissors and always wins, since it can predict from the small hand gestures made by the human opponent what move will be made.
Currently no computer or robot has past the Turing Test, which is a test of artificial intelligence that will probably be considered that greatest step in computer development. In order to pass, a person needs to hold a conversation with a computer or robot without them realising that what they have been talking to has been constructed by humans. That will be the point of seriously ethical debate, since it may well be that humans have given robotic constructions a consciousness.
The panel are asked to memorise a departure board at Grand Central Station, before Fry asks "when does the next train to White Plains leave?". Millican answers the correct answer from what was on the board, but incorrect since trains departing from Grand Central Station leave a minute after the time given to allow some extra gate time and prevent accidents caused by passengers rushing (Forfeit: 12.25).
India's time zone is 5½ hours ahead of Britain. However, in order to change a watch so that the correct time is displayed, all one has to do is turn an analogue watch upside-down. Fry learnt this fact from the cricket commentator Jonathan Agnew.
Clocks go clockwise because that was the way the shadows of sundials traveled in the Northern Hemisphere, so people were used to time going in that direction.

Episode 11 "Kinky"

Broadcast date

29 November 2013^[14]

Recording date

21 May 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−15 points)
Janet Street-Porter (2 points) 1st appearance
Sandi Toksvig (Winner with 11 points) 12th appearance
Johnny Vegas (3 points) 7th appearance

Topics

The world's best kissers, according to a competition, are the French. The contest was held just after the First World War in Biarritz, and André Brulé won the contest over eighty participants who came from as far away as Russia and the United States. American kisses were described as "flaccid", Russians as "eruptive", Italians as "burning", English as "tepid", Spanish as "vampiric", and although the winner was a Frenchman, French kisses were described as "chaste". Only men were permitted in the competition, as it was organised and run by women, and the point of the kisses was that they were non-mutual displays of affection and elegance. Brule's winning kiss was supposedly similar to the one performed in the famous V-J Day in Times Square photograph. The two kissers thought to be in the photograph, Greta Friedman and George Mendonça, were reunited in 2012, although during the actual event Friedman, who was horrified as she had never met Mendonça, slapped him afterwards.
The most shocking kiss of all time comes from the Venus Electrificata. As with all substances and phenomena, electricity was experimented with by people in all sorts of strange ways when it first became popular. The Venus Electrificata involve a woman who was not earthed, but had a current passing through her body, kissing a man who was earthed so that the man would get a tingling feeling when he kissed the woman. Stephen Gray had an amazing "orphan boy" which involved a boy being hung from wires and had a current passed through that would make objects attracted to him. This became so popular kits were sold. Also, Johann Ritter, who discovered ultraviolet light, attached a voltaic pile to his groin. He described the sensation: "His organ began in a state of medium swelling. [He] wrapped it in a piece of cloth moistened with lukewarm milk. Then delicately [he] touched the wire from the positive pole to the cloth and the other hand, closing the circuit. A shock jolted him, followed by a pleasant tingling. The swelling continued. Warmth spread from his groin and then finally, consummation". Activities such as this continue to the present: in 2005, a boy was taken to hospital with two neodymium magnets trapped in the fold of his penis. He claimed his trousers had fallen down when he was playing with them and they got stuck together. Magnets can be demagnetised by heating or hammering apart, but the method finally used was: "shearing the, away from each other, moving them perpendicular to the force of attraction".
The panel are shown a short film of two kissing fish fighting. The combat they perform, while never leading to the direct death of either combatant, can sometimes cause death by exhaustion. Siamese fighting fish also participate in combat, sometimes as in arenas similar to cock fighting. They have an organ similar to lungs in their bodies enabling them to breathe air. Humans could breathe underwater if enough supersaturated water with oxygen is created.
Koinophilia makes ordinary people seem attractive. It was discovered when people found that merged images of two people that are not particularly attractive are more likely to be appealing. Francis Galton repeatedly merged images of criminals to find the "typical criminal face" but was astonished to find that as he continued merging, he found the faces to be more pleasant.
Fry presents a large hollow tube made from gourd that is closed at one end, resembling a long, thick, hollow tail, and asks what is kept in it. It is called a koteka, from Papua New Guinea, and the answer is that a penis is kept in it. A large one does not appear to be indicative of status, since they can be thick or thin, and are worn by the Lani, the Mee, the Amungme, the Kombai, the Yali and the Moni tribes. The government tried to make them illegal and sent them clothing, but because many of these people had been naked for so long they all got rashes from the clothes. Nowadays, they tend to continue to live naked apart from shorts on the heads.
A bunch of choirboys tried to drive Adolf Hitler mad with pornography. A group called the "Choir Boys" were from Washington D.C. joined with another called the "Cowboys", behind enemy lines, to plan a dropping of explicit sexual material over Berghof and Berchtesgarden. However, both the US Army Air Forces and the British refused to do it, with one British officer saying he would "rather lose the war than take part". The Germans and Japanese nevertheless did something similar. The Bouncing bombs was a similar idea, with Winston Churchill choosing the precise date, in May 1943, when the dams were at full height and he was in Washington D.C. so he could announce it. His scientific advisor, Lord Cherwell reportedly asked him, "What if it doesn't work?" to which Churchill replied, "Then no-one will ever hear anything about it". Leaflet dropping was also popular in World War II, and was the first thing that indicated Denmark had been invaded.
The foodstuff that would give you the same number of calories as the average sex session is one egg white or a very small meringue. According to David B. Allison, a biostatistician of the University of Alabama, an average session of sexual intercourse lasts only six minutes and uses only twenty calories. However, a 2008 survey by Durex (who obviously would have a conflict of interest) claimed that the average Briton enjoys 22.5 minutes of foreplay, but another survey from Men's Health at around the same time claimed that British men only last 18.64 minutes from foreplay to climax.
Knick-Knacks: Fry makes a dildo using a small pile of white crystalline matter and a bottle of sodium acetate, which is used to flavour salt and vinegar crisps. The liquid is so unstable that if shaking it will cause it to crystallise. Fry slowly pours a constant stream of the liquid onto the matter and makes a long crystal-like phallic tower, not particularly poisonous or dangerous in any way. The process is described by QI's science elves as "exothermic nucleation".

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According to Theocritus, there was a version of a kissing competition only participated by boys in Megara's equivalent of the Olympics. The winner was the person who "so sweetliest pressed lip upon lip". The winner supposedly "returned laden with garlands for their mothers", and Fry notes that the name Stephen is derived from the word "garland".
Research from the Australian National University found that men who are good-looking earn 22% more than an average worker. A study of female golfers also discovered that attractive sportswomen play better on average, probably because of a mixture of increase confidence and because the attractive women had additional pressure from their many sponsors.
It is difficult to research the sexual habits of penguins because they are promiscuous and, by Victorian standards, utterly debauched. George Murray Levick, the scientist on the Terra Nova Expedition, wrote his notes on the sexual activities of Adélie penguins in Ancient Greek so only a "gentleman" could read them. He described seeing "rampant homosexuality, necrophilia and paedophilia". It is now thought that his descriptions of necrophilia were probably exaggerated, and the penguins may just have been mating with others asleep. It is also hard to sex a penguin, although one way is that females can have muddy footprints on their body due them being walked on by males.
The CIA came up with an idea for an eavesdropping cat called "Acoustic Kitty". They inserted a transmitter into it and an aerial in the tail, and sent it to Moscow. The idea was it would walk past spies and listen to their conversations. After spending millions the cat was released onto its first mission where it was hit by a taxi.
80% of the Kama Sutra is about things that have no relation to sex whatsoever (Forfeit: Sex). There are subjects such as "how to be a good citizen", "insight into relationships between men and women", "tips on tattooing", "the art of making a bed", "how to play musical glasses filled with water", "making lemonade", "solving word puzzles", "knowledge of Mining|mines and quarries", "the art of cockfighting" and "the art of teaching parrots and starlings to speak". Nine pages relate the care of wives, and there are twenty-six pages about how to seduce other men's wives. The book was written by Vātsyāyana, who was a celibate Indian sage who lived between the 1st and 6th century. The book is somewhat contradictory; for example, it instructs that oral sex is wrong before giving much detail into how one should practice it.
The missionary position was devised by a Polish anthropologist Bronisław Malinowski (Forfeit: A missionary). Malinowski described an engaged couple holding hands and leaning against each other in what was known as "misinari si bubunela" or "missionary fashion", simply describing it as a friendly action. It was supposedly introduced by white traders, planters or officials. The famous sexologist Alfred Kinsey named it mistakenly thinking it was created by missionaries. Kinsey did many studies on the sexual behaviour of the American men and women, publishing them in the Kinsey Reports, shocking society at the time. He wrote that 96% of American men masturbated regularly and, when asked what that said about American society, replied that 4 of American males lie. Kinsey had an irrational hatred of potatoes, spoke with a Scottish accent when nervous despite being born and raised in New Jersey, and trained himself to insert pencils up his penis, eventually moving to toothbrushes, bristles first. His wife said that, "I don't see much of Alfred since he got interested in sex."
During the Second World War, men used condoms to protect the ends of their rifles. This occurred in Norway and was so successful they decided make condoms for 18-inch guns and Durex made special condoms for this purpose. Churchill ordered that these were sent with the message: "For British service personnel use only. Size small". So if the Germans captured a box they would think the British soldiers would have huge penises, to which Churchill said, "That will show them who's the master race".

Episode 12 "Knights and Knaves"

Broadcast date

6 December 2013^[15]

Recording date

20 May 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−7 points)
The Rev. Richard Coles (Winner with 3 points) 2nd appearance
Victoria Coren Mitchell (Winner with 3 points) 2nd appearance
Sue Perkins (−24 points) 9th appearance

Topics

No one knows why the Black Prince was so-called (Forfeit: Black armour). His mother, Philippa of Hainault, was possibly of Moorish descent, meaning he may have been dark-skinned, or it may have been a reference to his sins. While he was known as the "master of chivalry", he almost destroyed the entire population of Limoges and Caen.
The first rule of Knight Club is that kissing is forbidden (Forfeit: You don't talk about Knight Club). They were formed after the First Crusade in Jerusalem, and became very powerful as the law of Jerusalem didn't apply to them. However, there were many other rules, such as oaths of abstinence, although they were allowed to marry but were not allowed to wear the uniform if they dead, could not hunt except for lions, no telling tales, one squire per person, and no "lockable purses". There are conspiracy theorists who believe that the Knights Templar still exist, but they folded up in 1314 due to a scandal involving supposed kissing of one another "on the mouth, on the navel, the bare belly, and the anus or the backbone". The Temple Church in London was founded by the Knights Templar and has the bodies of its members buried there. Coles also pointed out that the priest of the Temple Church has the unique title of "Reverend and Valiant Master of the Temple".
The panel are shown a picture of a knight and asked "what makes you think that this knight is a total bastard?" The indication lies on his escutcheon, as he has a Bend Sinister across the Royal Arms of England, which means that not only is he is a bastard but that he is a FitzRoy, a bastard son of a King of England. Charles II was particularly well known for his illegitimacy, bearing five FitzRoys from his mistress Barbara Palmer. Other additions to a coat of arms to display dishonour, known as "abatements" or "stains", include:
- A Point champaine tenné, three tenné spikes at the bottom of the escutcheon, given to one who had killed a prisoner who has demanded quarter or mercy.
- A Delf tenné, a large tenné square in the center, given to one who has revoked a challenge.
- A Gusset sanguine sinister, a sanguine parallelogram-like section on the sinister side, indicating drunkenness.
- A Gusset sanguine dexter, a sanguine parallelogram-like section on the dexter side, indicating adultery.
- Both Gusset sanguine, for a drunken adulterer.
Members of the clergy cannot have a helmet on their coat of arms because it is related to the military, and also cannot have a stripe down their trousers because it is military insignia. Instead of helmets the clergy have a galero, which is black for priests, red for cardinals, and pointy with three tiaras for the Pope.
The maximum number of knights one can have on a chessboard so that they are unable to take another one is thirty-two, because knights, due to their L-shape movement, always land on a square of the opposite colour of the one they start on. Therefore, one can simply fill up all the black or white squares with knights and none of them can be taken. There is a version of chess called Fairy chess where there are compounded pieces that do extra things.
A knight cannot be buried anywhere (Forfeit: In the ground), since knights are revoked from their title when they die. There was a large group of people who were saying that Jimmy Savile should have his knighthood taken away due to the sexual abuse scandal, but that could only be done if it had been given back to him posthumously. Clergymen cannot be called "Sir" unless they're knighted before they're ordained, as it is a military title.
The best way to stop a car from being stolen is to install a lock or have a worthless car that no one would steal. Car alarms don't work in this regard, as they never alert people; a survey found that if a car alarm went off, 1% of people would call the police, while 60% of people would call to complain about the noise. Car theft is an almost exclusively male activity.
Stockholm syndrome involves someone who has been kidnapped developed an affection for their kidnapper, as is named after the situation that occurred around the Norrmalmstorg robbery in 1973 where the victims, after the incident, defended their kidnappers. Patty Hearst also succumbed to this after she had been taken by the Symbionese Liberation Army. However, it is extremely rare and most people who have been kidnapped have feelings of complete hatred and hostility towards their kidnappers. There is a suggestion that Stockholm syndrome may simply be a psychological effect in which humans simply make the best of the situation they are in, and possibly see everything from the kidnappers' point of view to maintain sanity.
Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates for ransom, and said while he was there that when he was rescued he would return and crucify them all. They originally thought he was joking, but he later did return and indeed crucified them to death.
There are few good reasons to fake one's own kidnapping, although it has been done. An American man did it to design an excuse for why he hadn't called his girlfriend for two weeks. The police realised this because the duct tape he had wrapped around his wrists had the spool of it connected. Jennifer Wilbanks of Duluth, Georgia also faked her own kidnapping to get out of attending her own wedding, as did Josefa Sánchez Vargas who convinced her husband to pay over £500,000 for the release of her children in a fake kidnapping six times over five years. There are some people who pay to be kidnapped to in order to experience it. There is a French company that for €900 offers a basic kidnapping, such as being shoved into a car, held down and blindfolded, then for extra money car chases and other things.

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The length of time one should wait before reporting a missing person depends on the case (Forfeit: 24 hours). If a child is involved, then one should report it immediately, whereas if it is an adult the police will decide when to investigate.
The Parliament of the United Kingdom paid Sir Peter Viggers several things to put in his garden (Forfeit: A duck house), but some of it was turned down. However, Sir Peter did put in a claim for £32,000 for gardening expenses and £500 for 28 tonnes of manure. The duck house cost Sir Peter £1,645, and was reported to be "Never liked by the ducks and is now in storage".

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The Black Prince also stole the motto "Ich dien" and the three-feathered symbol, still used by the Prince of Wales, from John of Bohemia, who he defeated in the Battle of Crécy.
The rules of jousting vary, but the goal tends to be that one should carry their lance so it hits the opponent's breastplate in such a way that it shatters it. Three points are awarded for a victory.
In the 20th century, there were anti-kissing leagues which objected to it for hygiene issues.
The College of Arms make coat of arms for people for a fee.
L. S. Lowry holds the record for turning down the most knighthoods.
The knight whose luggage contained cannabis, bladders, shark intestines, strychnine, chili pepper, cocaine, heroin and Kendal mint cake was Sir Ernest Shackleton (Forfeit: Terry Wogan). His first aid kit included isinglass which comes from dried swim bladders of sturgeons and used as a wound dressing, iron and arsenic tonic, iron and strychnine, a colic treatment based on chili pepper and cannabis, a ginger carminative which acts an as anti-flatulence preparation, cocaine solution eye drops to prevent snow blindness, chalk and opium to act against diarrhoea, and Kendal mint cake.
BBC reporters often work in hostile zones and thus are given training in what to do if they are kidnapped.

Episode 13 "Kitchen Sink"

Broadcast date

13 December 2013^[16]

Recording date

29 May 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (Winner with −6 points) 22nd win
Jason Manford (−38 points) 5th appearance
Richard Osman (−17 points) 1st appearance
Victoria Wood (−7 points) 1st appearance

Topics

The panel are shown a list of strangely-named dishes and are asked what they are:
- Buttocktongue: Biltong from the hindquarters of an animal.
- Kleftiko: A Greek dish made with lamb, originally made for Greek anti-Ottoman bandits. It means "thief's dish", sharing the same etymology as the word "kleptomania".
- Nun's farts: A French dessert, more commonly known as "Nun's puffs", whicha are little balls of pastry which puff up when deep-fried. They are also called, "Whore's farts" and "Spanish farts", or in French, "pets-de-nonne" – "Pet's fart".
- Anti-venereal treacle: Not really a food, since the word "treacle" originally referred to any sort of medicine.
- Dog and maggot: Ship's biscuits, eaten by British sailors in World War I, so-called because it had the consistency of a dog biscuit and was often infested with maggots.
The panel are given pieces and cutlery and asked what their use may be:
- Davies is given a wooden square fork, in which the four prongs making up the corners of a square, which is used by cannibals on Fiji to eat human flesh. The person eating is so high-born that another person uses the fork to feed them.
- Wood has a fork with oddly-shaped prongs used for eating terrapins and turtles.
- Manford has a spoon with a detachable handle, and a hollow bowl that can be filled with hot water so to keep the contents, such as gravy, warm.
- Osman has a small ladle-like object that has holes in the bowl and also acts a straw. It is used in Argentina and other places to drink mate tea without the need of a strainer.
The quickest way to cool down a kitchen would be to open a window or turn on an air conditioner (Forfeit: Open the fridge, Turn on a fan). Opening a fridge or turning on a fan produces heat because of the mechanical operations they use, as per the second law of thermodynamics. Thus the fridge or the fan would only work if the machinery was out of the room, as air conditioners are made.
The breed of dog that makes the best kebab is a turnspit dog (Forfeit: Sheepdog, Sausage dog). They are now extinct, but were bred for the specific job of walking inside a wheel that they were attached to, which would have the effect of rotating a rotisserie, keeping the meat evenly cooked. Although on the Sabbath, they were taken to church and used foot warmers. Queen Victoria used to keep retired turnspit dogs as pets. In 1765 there were 3,000 turnspit dogs in Bath alone, but not everyone liked them including William Cotesworth of Gateshead who said, after getting rid of his turnspit dog: "To keep the dog from the fire, the wheel out of the way and the dog prevented from shitting upon everything it could".
Doner kebabs have come under scrutiny recently due to health concerns; an average doner kebab contains 1,000 calories which is half a woman's daily recommendation, though some have almost 2,000 calories, and an average doner has 98% of the daily recommendation of salt and 148% of the recommended daily allowance of saturated fat.
When Koreans went to space, they took kimchi to chow down on. Kimchi is the national dish of Korea, with a strong smell but delicious taste that is made mostly of radish and cabbage mixed with spices, and is believed to be more celebrated and loved by Koreans than any other national dish is loved by any other people; it is integral to Korean culture. 2 million tonnes of it is eaten every year. Some make their own and keep it in a sealed jar over winter, whereas others have special kimchi refrigerator. In 2010 there was a cabbage crop failure causing the price of kimchi to rise by 400%, which was reported by Korean newspapers as a national crisis and led to the government instituting temporary reduction of tariffs on imported cabbage. Millions was spent so the first Korean astronaut Yi So-Yeon, could have a kimchi that was free from bacteria, low in calories, vitamin-rich and could travel in space as it was absolutely vital to her morale as a Korean. When Chung Il-kwon was Prime Minister of South Korea during the Vietnam War said to Lyndon B. Johnson that when he was out of Korea he missed kimchi more than his wife.
The skull of Richard III indicates that he ate with his hands, as he had no overbite. Overbites are recent in humans because of the development of cutlery, as the incisors needed to be straight in order to wrench meat apart. This is clear in Chinese history, since the skulls of aristocrats do have overbites, but peasants don't.
Traditional Italian breads include focaccia, piadina, michetta, pane carasau and grissini (Forfeit: Ciabatta). Ciabatta was invented as recent as 1982 by Arnaldo Cavallari who was responding to the popularity of French baguettes, and is Italian for "slipper". It was originally called Ciabatta Polseno, Polesine being the region he invented it in.
The thing that you see coming out of a kettle as it boils is water vapour. Steam does come out the kettle, but it is invisible. One might see a gap between the vapour and the spout, which results from the steam that is yet to cool down enough to become vapour. This is actually a QI error, as steam and water vapour are the same thing, and both are invisible. What can actually be seen are liquid water droplets which condense out of the vapour phase.
Knick-Knacks: Fry presents a flask containing a viscuous liquid called polyethylene oxide which glows very spectacularly under ultraviolet light, as Davies and Wood show with ultraviolet torches. Fry then shows how, when poured at the correct angle, its flow can travel upwards.

XL Extras

Biltong is usually sold from an ostrich and dik-dik, but also other animals such as horse, beef, impala, wildebeest, eland, giraffe or kangaroo. In 2013 a survey revealed that two-thirds of biltong was incorrectly labelled, meaning that people wanting to buy horse biltong got beef instead.
Other strangely-named dishes:
- Pocket soup: A soup which has been reduced so it has solidified, a bit like a stock cube and returns to liquid if boiling water is added.
- Kunga cake: An African cake made out of midges, that are collected together in their mating swarms.
Other odd cutlery that the panelists were given:
- Davies also has a pair of strangely-shaped tongs used for eating snails. The tongs hold the snail while a fork is used for getting the flesh out.
- Wood also has a spoon with a large bend in the stem, used for honey. The dent exists so the spoon can rest easily on the side of a bowl preventing the table from getting sticky.
One would not except many attachments on a Swiss student knife, as it only has two. Pocket knives were originally imported from Germany in the 1890s, but then Karl Elsener won the contact to make them locally. As all members of the Swiss army had to have one, and every man in Switzerland was in the army at some point, Swiss army knives became incredibly successful. Originally, Swiss army knives were black with a wooden handle and included a screwdriver so soldiers could dismantle their guns. There were also farmer's knives and officer's knives. 65 million are made every year. There are also Norfolk knives which are large, and with a polished metal handle and an enormous amount of attachments.
There is also a Swiss army fragrance, with the "Class" male version described as "a fresh, aromatic fragrance for man that stands for refinement and vision. It has notes of yuzu, geranium and lavender. It radiates a disarming masculinity". There is also a version for women, described as for "straightforward, uncomplicated women who enjoy asserting their femininity alongside their athleticism". It contains notes of Paraguay tea, cedar and hay.
John Gorrie, a pioneer of refrigeration, believed that heat caused illnesses, so he would lower huge bags of ice over patients to try and cure them. Gorrie then invented a refrigeration machine for this purpose, which outraged exporters of ice that they tried to claim that ice made through refigeration "didn't work", and that naturally frozen ice was "pure" and "better for health". The campaign worked and Gorrie died in poverty.
One could get money out of the King of Scotland by having good table manners. David I would give a tax rebate to those who impressed him with their etiquette during mealtimes, according to William of Malmesbury. On the other extreme, Queen Victoria, who was very overweight, weighing 12 stone despite being only 4'11" high and had a fifty-inch waist, was always served first and began eating without waiting for everyone else to be served. She also ate very quickly, consuming a fourteen-course meal in half an hour, and once she finished everyone else had their food taken away; Lord Hartington was heard to shout "Bring that back!" to someone as he was so annoyed that his food was being taken away despite only beginning his meal. Victoria's doctors, worried about her obesity, gave her Benger's Food, a type of thick, milky gruel normally given to invalids and the elderly to help her lose weight, but she simply ate it in addition to her normal diet.
The traditional ingredients of kedgeree are rice and eggs (Forfeit: haddock). It is recent for fish to be an essential part of the dish, which simply means "a mix-up", as the Hobson-Jobson Dictionary of Anglo-Indian Words says, "In England, we find the word is often applied to a mess of re-cooked fish served for breakfast but this is inaccurate. Fish is frequently eaten with kedgeree but is not part of it."
In 1784 there was a Kettle War between the Dutch Republic and the Habsburg Monarchy within the Holy Roman Empire, which is situated generally around modern Austria. Only one shot was fired on the Habsburg flagship, with the Dutch firing at a soup kettle. The bullet ricocheted off the kettle and the Habsburgs immediately surrendered.

Episode 14 "Kris Kringle" (Christmas Special)

Broadcast date

24 December 2013 (XL edition)^[17]
29 December 2013 (Standard edition)^[18]

Recording date

7 May 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−6 points)
Jo Brand (−9 points) 32nd appearance
Phill Jupitus (winner with 3 points) 30th appearance
Brendan O'Carroll (−19 points) 1st appearance

Episode 15 "Kitsch"

Broadcast date

10 January 2014^[19]

Recording date

29 April 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (6 points)
Jimmy Carr (Winner with 9 points) 25th appearance
Reginald D. Hunter (0 points) 3rd appearance
Sue Perkins (−8 points) 10th appearance

Topics

The panel are shown a flowery armchair, a balloon animal, a Tiffany lamp and a donkey cigarette dispenser, and asked which is kitsch. The answer is that the donkey cigarette dispenser is kitsch, because in order for something to be classed as "kitsch" it has to be worthless. While there are many Tiffany lamps that are worthless, an original made in the 1890s was sold at an auction for $2.8million, and likewise while balloons are cheap, some balloon animals, such as those made by Jeff Koons, can be sold for a huge amount of money; one of his pieces was sold for $38million. While chintz is unfashionable now, when it first arrived from India in the 1680s it was so successful that Louis XIV of France declared that it should be illegal everywhere except in his court at Versailles because it was ruining the French textile industry. In Britain also, all chintz was banned because British weavers were going out of business due to its popularity. The donkey cigarette dispenser, on the other hand, is only worth £6 and is considered very tacky. Other things that today are considered slightly kitsch include fluffy dice, lava lamps and garden gnomes, although some see them as retro or ironic. Ultimately, what is kitsch depends on personal taste.
The thing that was originally made out of shower curtains, could be used as wallpaper, works as a burglar alarm, prevents sweaty toilet syndrome, covered Farrah Fawcett when she modelled for Playboy, is good for stress relief and wraps things up so they do not break is bubble wrap. It was invented in 1957 by Alfred Fielding and Marc Chavannes who put two shower curtains together hoping to find some use for it. They originally tried to sell it as wallpaper and greenhouse insulation, and finally in 1963 as a way of wrapping up packaged components for IBM. The Sealed Air Corporation which produces bubble wrap per year to cover the Earth ten times. It is put inside toilet cisterns to prevent sweaty toilet syndrome in tropical countries, because the toilet system sweats. The last Monday in January is Bubble Wrap Awareness Day. Rhett Allain of Wired Magazine calculated that you would need to wrap yourself in 39 lays of bubble wrap in order to survived falling out of a sixth floor window.
The panel and the audience are all given sheets of bubble wrap to replicate an experiment performed in 2013 by psychologists from Yale to measure "cute aggression". The participants were told it was a test of motor activity and memory, but in reality they were told to pop the bubble wrap while watching pictures of cute animals, but they actually examined how people wanted to pop the bubble wrap more as the experiment went on because they were frustrated at not being able to cuddle the animals they looked at.
The panelists are given a menu of euphemistically named food items and ask what they are:
- Sea kittens: Fish, as referred to by PETA, who thought that if all fish was referred to by the name it would prevent people from wanting to catch and eat it.
- Cuisses de Nymphes de l'Aurore: Frog legs, served by Auguste Escoffier to George V when he was the Prince of Wales. The translation from the French is "Thighs of the Nymphs of Dawn".
- Mendip wallfish: Snails, served in the Miners' Arms in Priddy, Somerset.
- Rocky Mountain oysters: Testicles, normally from bulls but also from rams and boars. They are also known as "prairie oysters", "cowboy caviar", "Montana tender groins", "dusted nuts", "bull fries", "swinging beef", "criadillas", "huevos de toro (bull's eggs)" or "sweetmeats".
Kaninhoppning is show jumping for rabbits. It is not a popular sport in the United Kingdom, but in Scandinavia, especially Denmark, it is quite successful. The record for the long jump is currently held by a Danish rabbit called Yaboo at three metres and the high jump record is help by Tösen at 99.5 centimetres. There are nearly a thousand rabbit show jumpers in Sweden alone with the sport also practiced in the UK and the US to a limited extent. Lisbeth Jansson has written two books on the subject and claims that rabbits that take part live for twice as long as other rabbits in hutches (10–12 years compared to 5 years). The rules of kaninhoppning state that the owner cannot lead the rabbit, so the owner must stay behind the rabbit at it goes across the course. If the owner runs ahead, it means a forfeit.
The panel are all given scrambled up Rubik's cubes. Both Carr and Davies were told in advance how to solve it in six moves, but only Carr managed to remember. The total number of combinations on a Rubik's cube is 43,252,003,274,489,856,000, which is more than the total amount of inches that light travels in a century. There are also 4x4 Rubik's cubes which even more combinations. In 2010 it was discovered that the minimum amount of moves needed to solve any cube is 20, known as "God's number", although it is possible for one to replace the stickers on a cube and arrange them so the cube is impossible to solve.
The quickest way to develop a Polaroid image is to place it in your armpit; as professional photographers did as they took Polaroid photos as a test (Forfeit: Shake it). The Polaroid camera was invented by a man called Edwin Land, who also made polarised sunglasses. The camera was launched in 1948 and is so called because the company was named "Polaroid".
The world's most dangerous karaoke song is My Way; at least six people in the Philippines have been murdered because they have performed terrible versions of the song. However, in 2008 a gunman in Thailand killed eight neighbours at a karaoke party while they were singing Take Me Home, Country Roads. Most people credit the invention of karaoke to Daisuke Inoue in 1971, but he does not make any money from it. He has however patented a cockroach killer to be used specifically inside karaoke machines.

XL Extras

The words "chintz", "almost" and "biopsy" are the only six-letter words in English to be spelled out in alphabetical order (Note: While this was claimed by Fry during the episode, the word "abhors", access, billow also shares this trait). (http://atkinsbookshelf.wordpress.com/2012/07/16/words-with-letters-in-alphabetical-order/)
The reason why one should worry about a man in fluffy slippers is because deals with those guilty of a crime. In some Australian aboriginal tribes a figure called a kurdaitcha would find a guilty person, point a bone at him, at which point the perpetrator would freeze and die, either through psychosomatic or shock. He wore shoes woven from emu feathers, human hair and the blood of a young man's arm and could only be worn once all the toes were dislocated except the little toes, which poked out of small holes.
Cow shows were worn by bootleggers during Prohibition, as the police would be tricked by the cow-like footprints. There was also a cattle rustler named Big Nose George who was hanged and then skinned by John Eugene Osborne, who would go on to become Democratic Governor of Wyoming and who turned the skin into a pair of shoes that he wore during his inaugural ball in 1893.
The collective noun for a group of kittens is called a "kindle".
Unlike French snails that are served with garlic and butter, Mendip wallfish are served with cider, herbs and seasoning.
The thing that the American Army and American Navy did with 100,000 View-Masters was to train their soldiers to recognise the different kinds of both friendly and enemy aircraft. They were Invented in the 1930s in Portland, Oregon, the army supplied gunnery crews with them in World War II. Six million discs were used in total by the American Armed Forces, each containing the details of the type of aircraft they reveal. Many other everyday equipment was initially invented for military purposes, such as the Internet and satellite navigation.
Fry asks "why is every fourth monkey like a search engine?". The answer is because it does no evil. The wise monkeys are represented as "speak no evil" (Iwazaru, covering the mouth), "see no evil" (Mizaru, covering the eyes), "hear no evil" (Kikazaru, covering the ears), and "do no evil" (covering the genitals), although the last is not as well known because when the monkeys came to Europe they believed it to be too rude. Google's often-mocked motto is "Don't be evil".
The grand prize at the Karaoke World Championships in Moscow, 2010, was one million dumplings.

Episode 16 "Kaleidoscope"

Broadcast date

17 January 2014^[20]

Recording date

28 May 2013

Panellists

Alan Davies (−4 points)
Susan Calman (−9 points) 2nd appearance
Liza Tarbuck (−9 points) 4th appearance
Sandi Toksvig (Winner with −2 points) 13th appearance

Topics

Relatives are meant to smell very distinctive, especially in animals, to prevent inbreeding. While humans spent a very long time with their relatives and can recognise them easily, other animals such as the mouse lemur is raised exclusively by the mother and thus recognises the father by smell. Butterflies have very good senses of smell, but if inbred have very few sex hormones. There does appear to be a connection between smell and sexual activity in humans, as anosmic men have fewer sexual partners.
The spider went to the bathroom for sex. Contrary to popular belief, and the nursery rhyme Itsy Bitsy Spider, spiders do not climb drain pipes but fall into baths from above. Male house spiders have a biological urge to mate, normally around autumn, which is when they commonly come into houses. Sexual cannibalism is prevalent amongst house spiders, the most famous examples appearing in redbacks and black widows. Male redbacks have been known to almost literally jump into the mouth of females after copulation. The British house spider however waits for the male to die before eating him.
Knick-Knacks: Fry demonstrates the properties of the tippe top, which, when spun on its spherical side, which eventually turn upside-down so it will spin on its stem side and in doing so change the direction of its rotation. Lord Kelvin first discovered this property in the 1890s with mathematician and friend Hugh Blackburn; they noticed it in a shell they discovered on a beach. Fry then presents a rattleback which is a long, thin object that is shaped so that it only spins anti-clockwise: when spun anti-clockwise, it will spin at speed without any resistance, but when spun clockwise, it will almost instantly reverse the spin's direction.
The world's scariest spice is cinnamon. In the 17th century, spice was the most precious and valuable commodity in the world, salesmen of spices used to tell stories about how hard it obtain their goods. They claimed that it came from the cinnamon bird, which used twigs of cinnamon to make their nests with. According to the myth, in order to get the cinnamon, the spice traders would leave bits of slaughtered giant oxen around and the bird would fly down to get the ox meat, then fly back up to the nest with the meat, causing the nest to then become so heavy that it would fall down to the ground and allow the salesmen to steal the spice. In reality, cinnamon is bark from trees such as the Cinnamomum verum. During this time, because controlling the spice trade was so profitable, the British, the Dutch and the Portuguese went to war to control monopolise it. The Banda island of Run was swapped for Manhattan between the Dutch and the British during the Spice Wars, because Run had so much nutmeg on it. Nutmeg was used to preserve meat and at the time was considered a cure for bubonic plague. Nutmeg and mace, interestingly, both come from the same tree.
The pungency of peppers is measured on the Scoville scale. A jalapeño, for example, is 5,000 Scoville units, while the hottest pepper, the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion, is 2 million units. There are, nevertheless, other poisonous peppers that are even hotter than that. (Note: After this episode was recorded, the Guinness World Records rated the Carolina Reaper as being even more spicy, with a maximum Scoville level of around 2.2 million). The hottest curry ever eaten was consumed by radiologist Dr. Ian Rothwell. To prepare it the chef had to wear goggles and a mask, and upon eating Dr Rothwell reported that it produces crying, shaking and vomiting. The restaurant owner claimed that Dr Rothwell was hallucinating and that he took a ten-minute walk down the street, weeping. He did, however, eventually finish it, an hour later after beginning.
The Olympic sports that women should not compete in is kayaking. In the Inuktitut language the word "kayak" means "a man's boat". Pierre de Coubertin, founder of the modern Olympic movement, said that the Olympics should be about "male athleticism, applauded by women".
The advantage of having an arm surgically attached to one's face is that you one can grow their nose back in a kind of skin graft. It was a 17th-century procedure performed by Gasparo Tagliacozzi, who developed the surgery for people who lost their noses, usually to syphilis. One nobleman, however, decided he did not want a cut made in his own arm so he a servant's arm cut instead, forcing the servant to constantly follow him. However, the servant died, of uncertain causes, and the nose was rejected.
In 2012 a paper entitled "Gynecomastia in German Soldiers – Etiology and Pathology", looked at the number of breast reductions amongst male members of the German army. The problem is that the ceremonial buffeting of rifles against one's chest results in male soldiers developing enlarged breasts; from 2006 to 2012 212 German soldiers have had this procedure.

General Ignorance

The panel are shown a comet and asked which way it is going. In truth, it is impossible to tell which way it is going simply by looking at a still image; the tail, solidified carbon dioxide depositing into gas is caused by solar wind and always points away from the Sun (Forfeit: That way). The word "comet" comes from Greek "κομήτης" (komētēs), meaning "long beard".
The skin on a crocodile's head can be described as thick, cracked, reptilian, and existent (Forfeit: Scaly). The reason why it is not scaly is because scales are genetically programmed to be regular while cracks on a crocodile's skin are different on every single crocodile.

XL Extras

Fry asks the panelists to suggest ways of blackmailing their parents: the chicks of the pied babbler constantly threaten to throw themselves out of the nest if the parents do not feed them frequently, and Toksvig also mentions the emotional blackmailing that children often perform such as peer pressure and pester power. The beaks of the chick of the Koha bird are also designed to influence the parents since, when open, they resemble a face.
Despite their reputation, not all cuckoos are brood parasites; only about 50 species of the cuckoo family do this.
The point of Snakes and Ladders is to teach people various ways to improve their ways of life. The goal of the game was to reach "nirvana" at the 100th square, with positive life choices allowing one to climb ladders to get closer to it while poor life choices forcing to slide down snakes and ending up further away from it. The negative choices were originally disobedience (moving the player from square 41 down to 4), drunkenness (62 down to 21), murder (73 to 1) and desire (99 to 29). Positive virtues taking the player up the board included faith, perseverance, compassion, knowledge and self-denial.
The panel are given jars of allspice and are asked to identify which spices are in it by smell. The answer is that allspice is in it, since allspice is in itself a spice and not a mixture (Forfeit: Cloves). It was named because it smells of many of different spices, such as cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves. The scientific name for allspice is Pimenta diocia.
In the football tournament at the 2012 Olympics the Japanese sent their women's team in economy class and the men's team in business class. The women won the silver medal and the men won nothing. There are only two Olympic sports in which exactly the same rules are used for both genders, which are equestrianism and sailing.
It is often claimed that at the 1900 Olympics there was a poodle clipping event, but it is not true.
The Danish astronomer Tycho Brahe famously had an artificial nose made out of brass.
Many Russians, in particular those in the town of Ulyanovsk, took the day off in September 2005 so they could have sex. The town was named after Vladimir Lenin, whose his birth name was Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, as it was his place of birth. The mayor of the town decided in 2005 that the town had to increase its population, so he encouraged people to have intercourse on "The Day of Conception". If a couple could prove that the woman was impregnated then prizes were given out including fridges and a 4x4. In the Napoleonic era there was a Russian general called Alexey Arakcheyev who insisted that all the women on his estate had a son every year. If they had a daughter, no child or miscarried they were fined.
The thing we need to say about Kevins is that he has an unpopular name on Internet dating websites. Other unpopular male names include Marvin, Justin and Dennis. The most unpopular female names are Mandy, Chantelle, Jacqueline and Celina, while the most popular names are Jacob and Alexander for men and Charlotte and Emma for women. In 2012, American children given names beginning with "K" included names Krymson, Klinton, Kingsolomon, Keats and Kdrian. There were also ten babies named Kindle and another ten called Kingdavid.

Episode 17 "VG Part One"

Broadcast date

24 January 2014^[21]
Please note this is a compilation show, featuring clips from the K series.

Episode 18 "VG Part Two"

Broadcast date

31 January 2014^[22]
This is a compilation show, featuring clips from the K series.

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+==Episode breakdowns==
+{{Wikipedia|QI (K series)}}Guests making their first appearance in this series are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Fielding Noel Fielding], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Lane Colin Lane], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Linehan Graham Linehan], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Minchin Tim Minchin], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Noah Trevor Noah], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_O%27Carroll Brendan O'Carroll], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Osman Richard Osman], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Pascoe Sara Pascoe], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Ryan Katherine Ryan], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Street-Porter Janet Street-Porter], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isy_Suttie Isy Suttie], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Widdicombe Josh Widdicombe] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Wood Victoria Wood]. Frequent guests [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Hall Rich Hall], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dara_O_Briain Dara O Briain], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clive_Anderson Clive Anderson] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Lock Sean Lock] however don't make any appearances in this series. The General Ignorance round is reinstated in this series.
+===Episode 1 "Knees and Knockers"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*7 September 2013<sup id="cite_ref-2">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-2 [2]]</sup><sup id="cite_ref-3">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-3 [3]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*14 May 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−20 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Mitchell_(comedian) David Mitchell] (−41 points) 20th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Pascoe Sara Pascoe] (Winner with 28 points) 1st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whitehall Jack Whitehall] (−7 points) 2nd appearance
+;Topics
+:
+*Forfeits on ''QI'' are simply heralded by a kind of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren_(noisemaker) siren] (Forfeit: a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaxon klaxon]). Klaxon is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brand_name brand name] belonging to Lovell-McConnell Manufacturing, and they have a very specific sound. They were the first electric device ever to be fitted to an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automobile automobile].
+*The United States did not accept the automobile very easily. The Farmers Anti-Automobile Association from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania Pennsylvania] drafted a list of essential requirements for cars, including a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket rocket] to be fired out per mile, and a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanket blanket] to cover the vehicle when horses approached as such painted so it blended in with the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environment_(biophysical) environment]. If horses were unwilling to pass the car, the FAAA also required the car to be taken apart and hidden.
+*There is no evidence that a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_horn vehicle horn] increases safety amongst road users. In [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Germany Nazi Germany], people who sounded their horns were punished by having yellow dots placed on their car.
+*The panelists are asked to identify obscure ''K'' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_body body parts]:
+**The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valves_of_Kerckring Valves of Kerckring] are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_fold folds] within the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_intestine small intestine]
+**The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pores_of_Kohn Pores of Kohn] are small holes located with the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lung lungs] essential for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respiration_(physiology) respiration] (serving as a back-up system along with the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canals_of_Lambert Canals of Lambert] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fenestrations_of_Boren&action=edit&redlink=1 Fenestrations of Boren])
+**The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End-bulbs_of_Krause end-bulbs of Krause] are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermoreceptor thermoreceptors] which are found all over the body but particularly on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genitalia genitalia]
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiesselbach%27s_plexus Kiesselbach's plexus] is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_network network] of connected [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arteries arteries] around the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_septum nasal septum] where [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistaxis epistaxis] is common.
+*A doctor might hit your knee with a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer hammer] to test your [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reflex_action reflex action]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerve Nerves] that trigger reflexes simply go to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinal_cord spinal cord], without communicating with the brain. The test is designed to measure the strength of the twitch: too much or too little may indicate all sorts of physical maladies.
+*A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knocker-up knocker-up]'s knocker-up would wake up those whose [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profession job] it was to wake up people so they could get to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job work] on time, before the advent of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alarm_clock alarm clocks]. These people would stay up all night to wake up the sleeping knocker-ups, amongst other people who [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shift_work worked] at night. Some were quite well-known, such as Caroline Jane Cousins who also used a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lantern lantern] in the winter and Mary Smith who would shoot [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peas peas] from a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pea_shooter_(toy) pea shooter] into [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window windows].
+*A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_kite red kite] is orange (Forfeit: Red). They were named before English had a word for the colour, although they had a word for the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(fruit) fruit]. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_robin robin redbreast], the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_deer red deer] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_squirrel red squirrel] are also named as such because of this problem; it wasn't until the 16th century that orange as a colour came into use; the word came from the fruit.
+*A robin is associated with Christmas because people who delivered [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_card Christmas cards] wore bright red uniforms and were known either as redbreasts or robins.
+*In [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medi%C3%A6val_Britain Mediæval Britain], there was a law which stated that everyone who saw a red kite had to kill it, which very nearly went to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction extinction] as a result. Fortunately, they have been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reintroduction reintroduced] very successfully.
+*No one is sure how the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_wrench monkey wrench] got its name, but it is generally believed that its shape reminded people of the jaws of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey monkey]. ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Unbelievable_Truth_(radio_show) The Unbelievable Truth]'', hosted by Mitchell, stated that it is named after its inventor, Charles Moncky, but this is not true (Forfeit: Charles Moncky). Similarly, the radio show corrected a mistake made on ''QI'' about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Descartes René Descartes]' supposed belief that monkeys could speak but didn't so they wouldn't be put to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manual_labour work], which is also, in fact, false (Descartes reported that he'd heard this belief). Fry stated that Mitchell got −50 for the mistake about the monkey wrench, although earlier in the show he also mentioned that the scorer on ''QI'', Murray, is actually a fan of his work.
+;XL Extras
+:
+*According to the website of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velcro Velcro] company, there is no such thing as velcro, aside from the name of the company. The product is properly referred to as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hook_and_loop_fastener hook and loop fastener] (Forfeit: Velcro). Velcro are very upset with the company's name being synonymous with the product, as other trademarks such as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nylon nylon], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellophane cellophane], and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escalator escalator] "lost their distinction because their owners allowed them to be misused by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public public]". However, many people reject this assertion because the inventor, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_de_Mestral George de Mestral], called it velcro and designed it from noticing how [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bur burs] caught on his socks. He named it from the words [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velvet velvet] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_hook hook] (in French ''"velours"'' and ''"crochet"'').
+*The popular musical ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_and_the_Amazing_Technicolor_Dreamcoat Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat]'' also must be spelt in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_English American English] because of trademark issues.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Macartney,_1st_Earl_Macartney Macartney]'s knees displeased the Chinese because he refused to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowtow kowtow] to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qianlong_Emperor Qianlong Emperor], in 1793, meaning his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trade_negotiation trade negotiation] was refused (although a Dutch embassy official who kowtowed over a hundred times was also refused, meaning they perhaps were simply not interested). This is thought to be one of the most decisive moments in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_history world history], as it led to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Opium_War First] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Opium_War Second Opium Wars].
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botanist botanist] who couldn't tell [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_head heads] from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut coconuts] inadvertently caused his own death through misuse of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language language]. His name was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Budd_Robinson Charles Budd Robinson], and on the island of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambon_Island Ambon] in 1913, he asked one of the locals if he could get a boy to chop down a coconut. However, he got the language wrong and actually asked if he could chop off a boy's head, so the villagers thought he was a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headhunting headhunter] and murdered him. Interestingly, that similarity with the local language has been used by the Anton [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourism tourist trade], as one can purchase coconuts shaped like human heads.
+*There is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_twister tongue twister] that goes ''Kelapa diaprut, kepala digaruk'', meaning "coconut being [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grater grated], head being [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrasion_(mechanical) scratched]", while in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_language Finnish], there is one that goes ''Kokoa kokoon koko kokko. Koko kokkoko? Koko kokko'', meaning "Collect all the wood for the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonfire bonfire]. All the wood for the bonfire? Yes, all the wood for the bonfire!"
+*The panel are shown a picture of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Roman_Catholicism_in_Spain Spanish Catholic] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penitent penitents], wearing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capirote capirote] (Forfeit: The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan Ku Klux Klan]). The Spanish Catholics had been wearing capirote far before the Ku Klux Klan was initiated, with their history going back to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquisition Spanish Inquisition]. It is thought that the clan was largely a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Practical_joke prankster] organisation, before [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Forrest Nathan Forrest] turned it into a racist group involved in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynching lynching] and burning black churches. ''Ku Klux'' comes from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_language Greek] ''kyklos'', meaning [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle circle].
+===Episode 2 "Kit and Kaboodle"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*13 September 2013<sup id="cite_ref-4">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-4 [4]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*29 May 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−6 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Fielding Noel Fielding] (1 point) 1st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Lane Colin Lane] (−9 points) 1st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Noble Ross Noble] (Winner with 4 points) 10th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audience The Audience] (−10 points)
+;Topics
+:
+*Some uses for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitty_litter kitty litter] that don't involve a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat kitty] include soaking up [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomiting vomit], although the most profitable use was performed by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Tobacco_Company American Tobacco Company]: as there was a tax on small cigars, they bulked them up to make big cigars using, amongst other things, kitty litter. They therefore reduced their tax stake by over US$1 billion. A small [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jar jar] of kitty litter in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigerator fridge] can also remove unpleasant [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odor smells], and a cupful of litter in a pair of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tights tights], tied off the top and left in one's shoes overnight, can add freshness.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Product_(business) product] that put [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendal Kendal] on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Map map] is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotine nicotine], in the form of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuff_(tobacco) snuff] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendal_Mint_Cake Mint cake]). The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendal#Tobacco_and_snuff Kendal snuff mill] was originally built to make [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder gunpowder], but it was shipped down to Kendal for its current use. Having begun production in 1750, it is the oldest still-working machine in the world, although snuff is not as popular as it used to be; before 1900 it was the most popular form of delivery of nicotine. Snuff can now be purchased in many different [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor flavors], although, as the panelists find out (Fielding is given [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky whisky] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey honey], Lane is given champagne, Noble is given [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perrier perrier], and Davies is given [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_pudding christmas pudding]) they don't necessarily "taste" of them. There are, however, many advantages to taking snuff as opposed to smoking, the most obvious of which is the lack of smoke which causes all sorts of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cigarette_smoke_carcinogens maladies] for smokers and for the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passive_smoking people in their vicinity].
+*The lady on the panelists' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decorative_box#Snuff_box snuff boxes] is not wearing any panties because that was what she was known for. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitty_Fisher Kitty Fisher] was an 18th-century [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtesan courtesan] who rose to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity fame] in the mid-18th century when she fell off a horse in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_James%27_Park St James' Park] and it was revealed, to the astonishment of onlookers, that she wore no [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergarment underwear]. This was her principal method of obtaining publicity, and because of this is regarded by some as the first "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famous_for_being_famous famous for being famous]" celebrity. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watches Watches] using the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clockwork clockwork] to show her performing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography pornographic acts] were made, and there are numerous stories of her doing carefree acts and having numerous [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affair affairs].
+*The panel are shown some kits:
+**The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basking_shark basking shark] is one of numerous [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species species] that require [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildlife_conservation conservation], and thus their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA DNA] is required. Therefore, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scouring_pad scouring pad] and a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_cleaning window cleaning] rod are implemented to collect its "slime". The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Aberdeen University of Aberdeen] are involved in this work.
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Dingwall Eric Dingwall] used [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemiluminescence luminescent] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yarn yarn] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knitting_needle knitting needles] to see what sort of machinery [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediumship mediums] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychic psychics] were using when they were claiming to communicate with people who have died.
+;General Ignorance
+:
+*A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_army Roman soldier]'s salary was simply money (Forfeit: Salt). It is true that the world "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/salary salary]" derives from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_language Latin] for "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/salt salt]" (''salarium''), but they were never paid with in. They would use their salary to buy salt, as well as their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform uniform], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword sword] and all their other [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_military_personal_equipment equipment] since these were not provided.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine_from_the_United_Kingdom#'British_Wine' British wine] comes from grape [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concentrate concentrate] that comes from abroad. This means that [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine_from_the_United_Kingdom#English_wine English wine] gets a bad reputation, as English wine is made from English [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vineyard vineyards] but people think it is going to be the same as British wine. There are over 400 vineyards in Great Britain now, with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming global warming] causing that number to increase. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine_production Wine production] was high in Britain during the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_Warm_Period Medieval Warm Period].
+*All the panelists attempt to break a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooden wood] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruler ruler] with a simple [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karate_chop karate chop], simply by placing a piece of paper partway over it. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_pressure air pressure] over the paper allows it to occur. Fry then attempts to break three bricks on top of each other with a karate chop, but only manages to break the bottom two. However, with any set up of three bricks he successfully manages to only break the middle one. He then reveals that he used dummy bricks, although he does then explains that professional [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karate karate] is genuine, simply using [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics physics] as well as a large amount of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focus_(cognitive_process) focus].
+;XL Extras
+:
+*Some people would distract [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking smokers] from a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meeting meeting] by inserting a long stick into their cigars preventing the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigar_ash ash] from falling, so they would just stare at their cigars in amazement at the lack of ash falling without paying attention to what they were saying. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill Winston Churchill] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarence_Darrow Clarence Darrow] would supposedly use this to their advantage.
+*Some features that are really undesirable in a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine submarine] would be found on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_K-class_submarine British K-class submarines], also known as the ''Kalamity Class'' because they were so notoriously poor. Eighteen were built, six of which were sunk in accidents and only one which engaged an enemy vessel, but the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torpedo torpedo] it fired didn't go off. The main problem was that it was so slow it couldn't keep up in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convoy convoys]. It was powered by a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_engine steam engine], meaning it needed [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funnel funnels]. When they tried to manoeuver, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seawater seawater] poured down the funnels putting the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiler boilers] out. They were also unnecessarily large, and could only dive to two hundred feet meaning they'd have their tails poking out.
+*The thing that comes [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ready-to-assemble_furniture flat-packed] and takes four months to assemble was a hospital (Forfeit: Anything from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA IKEA]). During the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_War Crimean War], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Nightingale Florence Nightingale], being furious at the conditions that injured soldiers were in at hospitals, demanded the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Army British Army] build a proper one. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isambard_Kingdom_Brunel Isambard Kingdom Brunel] therefore designed a flat-packed hospital within six days.
+*Brunel, when he was 36, nearly choked on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_sovereign_(British_coin) half sovereign] whilst performing a party trick for his children. The coin stayed in his throat to point where he required a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracheotomy tracheotomy]. He ended up having to design his own rack so he could be upside down while someone hit him very hard on the back until it came out.
+*Flat-packed furniture was first used by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA IKEA] (the first retailer to sell such items) in 1956. The company was founded by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingvar_Kamprad Ingvar Kamprad], although Gillis Lundgren first thought of the idea when he took apart a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_(furniture) table] to fit it in a car. The largest IKEA is in Sydney.
+===Episode 3 "K-Folk"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*20 September 2013<sup id="cite_ref-5">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-5 [5]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*30 April 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (Winner with 7 points) 20th win
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phill_Jupitus Phill Jupitus] (−9 points) 29th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Ryan Katherine Ryan] (−8 points) 1st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Widdicombe Josh Widdicombe] (−7 points) 1st appearance<sup id="cite_ref-rt3_6-0">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-rt3-6 [6]]</sup>
+;Topics
+:
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meerkat meerkat] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road%3F crossed] the road after first sending out youngsters to test it. They have a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_hierarchy social hierarchy] whereby leaders and adults are considered more important than young ones. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_female Alpha females] also [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infanticide kill] each other's children, so they are far removed from the human perception of them as cute and friendly animals that's arisen from the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compare_the_Meerkat Compare the Meerkat]'' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advertising_campaign advertising campaign] and the television programme ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meerkat_Manor Meerkat Manor]''. Unfortunately, due the recent popularity of the animal, they have been sold as pets and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_pets abandoned] due to their aggressive and unhygienic nature.
+*Fry asks Davies "Why will you never eat my noodles?". In [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korea Korea], "When will you eat noodles?" is a phrase that means "When will you get married?" because marriage always leads to a party in which noodles will be served.
+*Other Korean phrases are:
+**"The other man's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_cake rice cake] always looks bigger" is an equivalent to "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the_grass_is_always_greener_on_the_other_side the grass is always greener on the other side]"
+**"If there are too many ferrymen on a boat, it will sail up a mountain" is an equivalent to "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/too_many_cooks_spoil_the_broth too many cooks spoil the broth]"
+**"[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grappling_position Pummeling] a dead monk" is an equivalent to "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/flogging_a_dead_horse flogging a dead horse]"
+**"He worked as if he were tending the grave of his wife's uncle" means that the person is acting carelessly, because a more distant family member is considered less of one's responsibility than someone close. Ryan says that a Canadian equivalent would be "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shagging_(sexual_act) shagging] the dog (or sheep)".
+**"He disappeared like a fart through hemp pyjamas" means that a person did so ungracefully.
+*The people on the island of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Kilda,_Scotland St Kilda] ate [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gannet gannets] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffin puffins] for breakfast. "St Kilda" is the most remote island of the Hebrides, and is actually named from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Norse Old Norse] word "Skildir", meaning ''shields''. Only until 1930 did the last [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples natives] leave the island voluntarily, and found jobs in forestry despite never having seen a tree before. It could also get so windy that it could make inhabitants deaf for a period.
+*A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%ABlgrinda Kūlgrinda] are a cunning trick in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_region Baltic] that involves placing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Step-stone_bridge stepping stones] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater underwater], or putting them on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice ice] so the path would be hidden when the ice [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melting melted]. The kūlgrinda in the Sietuva swamp, created by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwik_Krzywicki Ludwik Krzywicki] went up the sides of his horses at the deepest point.
+*The thing that there is to say about Long-Necked Karen is that they wear a lot of rings. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_people Karen people] live primarily in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_state Karen state] in Burma and are famous for the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neck_ring neck rings] worn by the women. However, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-ray X-rays] have shown that their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neck neck] is not longer than usual but their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collarbone collarbone] is moving down. They are supposed to wear them until marriage, until many close to wear them afterwards, and is considered a sign of beauty traditionally as well as a protective measure against tigers. Many Karen live in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thailand Thailand] having fled Burma and people pay to see them. A neighbouring tribe also put rings on their legs and arms.
+*The best place to keep a whole load of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubbish rubbish] from the 1980s has proven incredibly difficult to find. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khian_Sea_waste_disposal_incident Khian Sea waste disposal incident] involved a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_ship cargo ship] from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia,_Pennsylvania Philadelphia, Pennsylvania] trying to offload its cargo of 15,000 tonnes of non-[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxicity toxic] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incinerator_bottom_ash ash]. They went to many countries in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic Atlantic] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribbean Caribbean], all of which refused. They tried many more countries, even going as far as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sri_Lanka Sri Lanka] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippines Philippines] and reclassifying the cargo as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topsoil Topsoil] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertiliser fertiliser]", but only managing to remove 4,000 tonnes of it in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiti Haiti] until they were rumbled. They then tried Singapore and the ship was found to be empty. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_captain captain] and the ship [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senior_management executives] admitted they dumped the ash at sea and were arrested. However, they were then asked to go back to Haiti and reclaim the ash they dumped there. It wasn't until 2002 that the ash was finally disposed of, at a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landfill landfill] just 120 miles away from where they started in Pennsylvania.
+*The nearest [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_World Third World] country to the United Kingdom is Ireland (Forfeit: France). The original definition of "Third World" by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Sauvy Alfred Sauvy] was a state not aligned to either the capitalist [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO NATO] or the communist [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Bloc Eastern Bloc] during the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War Cold War]. It was only until recently that it referred to a country in poverty; the correct term for countries in that sphere is "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developing_country developing]". [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_World Fourth World] refers to dispossessed people, such as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurds Kurds] or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanies Romanies].
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris%E2%80%93Dakar_Rally Paris–Dakar Rally] is held in South America (Forfeit: Starts in Paris and ends in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakar Dakar]). Before 2007, it did start in France and end in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senegal Senegal] but does that no longer due to threats from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Qaeda Al-Qaeda]. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_Rally Mongol Rally] begins at the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodwood_Circuit Goodwood Circuit] in England and ends in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulan_Bator Ulan Bator], although the route in between is entirely up to the contestants. The Blind Man's Car Rally in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India India] involves sighted drivers being directed by a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blindness blind] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navigator navigator] using a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Map map] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braille Braille].
+*'''Knick-Knacks:''' Fry blows up [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custard_powder custard powder] by blowing it to a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flame flame]. Custard powder is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flammable flammable], but it cannot be lit unless it has been separated.
+;XL Extras
+:
+*Other Korean phrases are:
+**"You wouldn't notice even if a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend friend] at the same table died" is a compliment stating that the cooking was fantastic.
+**"My [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyebrow eyebrows] are on fire" means that a person is in a desperate situation and requires assistance.
+**"Showing off your [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrinkle wrinkles] to a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silkworm silkworm]" is an equivalent to "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/teach_grandma_how_to_suck_eggs teach grandma how to suck eggs]"
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiyevsky_railway_station Kyiv Railway Station] is in Moscow, and takes trains to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyiv Kyiv]. England has a similar system with streets called London Road that go to London but aren't in it.
+*Many cities in Russia have a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kremlin kremlin] as they are the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortification fortifications] around a city.
+*One can get arrested for wearing their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seatbelt seatbelt] when driving over frozen Estonian lakes. There are roads on the lakes, as the ice is thick enough, but if the car is overturned the seatbelt will simply prevent the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driving driver] from escaping. No one is allowed to go between 25 and 40 kilometres per hour, as it might cause [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscillation oscillations] that may crack the ice. At [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMurdo_Sound McMurdo Sound], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runway runways] are constructed on the ice every year.
+*A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Housewarming_party housewarming party] with the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korowai_people Korowai people] could go horribly wrong because they all live in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree-house tree-houses], and their housewarming involves lighting a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceremony ceremonial] fire. The house, entirely made from wood is kept safe by keeping the fire in a hole in the floor and dropping it to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_surface ground] if it gets too [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk dangerous]. Up until 1970, they had no idea that there were any other people on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth Earth].
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden Sweden] uses so much waste to power the country's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_generator generator] that it imports it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norway Norway] pays the country to take 80,000 tonnes of it, which is then brought back to Norway for landfill. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thilafushi Thilafushi] is an island in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maldives Maldives] made entirely from rubbish; the tourists produce so much of it that it's growing by one square metre a day.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_people Irish people] living in the UK can [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vote vote] in British elections, but [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_people British people] living in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland Republic of Ireland] cannot vote in Irish election. (This is not true, British people can vote in all elections in Ireland except the election of the President.)<sup>[''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed citation needed]'']</sup>
+*The country with the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_anthem national anthem] ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_the_Free Land of the Free]'' is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belize Belize] (Forfeit: America). It is the only [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Member_states_of_the_United_Nations UN member state] to have a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Belize flag] that features humans, who are in question chopping wood. The name of the American national anthem is ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Star-Spangled_Banner The Star-Spangled Banner]'', which was written by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Scott_Key Francis Scott Key]. He gave his name to a distant cousin, who became [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Scott_Key_Fitzgerald Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald].
+;Critical reaction
+:
+The ''Radio Times'' singled out a "lovely" exchange between Fry and Davies, where Fry complains he wasn't invited to Davies's wedding, but Davies reminds Fry that Fry was invited and didn't come.<sup id="cite_ref-rt3_6-1">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-rt3-6 [6]]</sup>
+===Episode 4 "Knits and Knots"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*27 September 2013<sup id="cite_ref-7">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-7 [7]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*30 April 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−17 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Mitchell_(comedian) David Mitchell] (Winner with −6 points) 21st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Noble Ross Noble] (−9 points) 11th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue_Perkins Sue Perkins] (−22 points) 8th appearance
+;Topics
+:
+*The panelists are shown an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image image] of four pieces of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rope rope] tied up and asked "How many [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knot knots] are there in this picture?". The answer is one (Forfeit: Two, Four, None). A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noose noose] is a knot, but [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hitch_knots hitches] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bend_knots bends] are not. A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highwayman%27s_hitch highwayman's hitch] is used for a horse, as pulling it one way tightens but pulling it the other quickly releases it, while a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-sided_overhand_bend Euro death knot] is a bend so named by American [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climbing climbers] who thought it was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety unsafe]; however, it is perfectly safe and had been used from at least 5,000 years ago. A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snuggle_hitch snuggle hitch], invented by Owen Nuttall, is a more secure version of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clove_hitch clove hitch]. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Guild_of_Knot_Tyers International Guild of Knot Tyers] recognises around 3,800 different knots. The hangman's knot was named after [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ketch Jack Ketch], who hanged [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_I_of_England Charles I], and was considered humane as it broke the neck quickly.
+*The panelists are given lengths of rope with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loop_(knot) loops] to place their wrist through, which will tie them together: Mitchell is tied to Perkins, and Davies is tied to Noble. They then have to find out how to get free. Perkins works it out by making another loop and putting it under Mitchell's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuff cuff].
+*The reason why [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knitting knitting] patterns, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower flowers], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug hugs] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss kisses] were banned was because, during [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II World War II], they might be [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code code]. In addition, citizens were not allowed to play postal chess or send [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugs_and_kisses XOXOs] on the bottom of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_(message) letters]. An example of code placed into knitting was actually sent by a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_viewer viewer] of ''QI'', Karen Templer. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morse_code Morse code] placed within the knitting pattern read ''I [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wool wool] always love you''.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knitting Knitting] can reduce crime and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_disorder disorder]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yarn_bombing Yarn bombing] is a way of making a place more [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace peaceful], tried in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leicester Leicester]. Woolen [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom-pom pom-poms] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_cosy Cosies] were placed over [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_trunk tree trunks], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parking_meter parking meters] and even buses, with some even suggesting [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank tanks]. It has had mixed responses, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leicester_City_Police Leicester City Police] was reportedly too embarrassed to allow ''QI'' to show the pom-poms. "Extreme knitting" involves knitting in odd places or situations, such as with 55-year-old who holds the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_record world record] for knitting a scarf while running a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathon marathon]. She also [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crochet crocheted] while running a marathon, and knitted while riding a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tandem tandem], all to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundraising raise money] for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alzheimer%27s_disease Alzheimer's] research.
+*The biggest knitted objects in the world are 45 islands on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peru Peruvian] side of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Titicaca Lake Titicaca], all made from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totora_(plant) totora] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reed_(plant) reeds] and all of which are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitable habitable]. The people on them are so used to the springy surface they have difficulty [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking walking] on dry land. Lake Titicaca is the highest navigable lake in the world.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katydid Katydids] are named after the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noise noise] their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wing wings] make. The panel are asked to match the katydids to their respective description: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon dragon]-headed, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_(botany) spike] headed, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned horned], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimic mimicking] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snout snout] nosed, and small [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooded hooded]. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllophorella_queenslandica small hooded katydid] wasn't discovered until 2010 despite being around for millennia and not even being particularly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_organisms_by_population rare]; its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camouflage camouflage] simply makes it nearly impossible to see in its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitat habitat]. The male [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuberous Tuberous] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushcricket bushcricket] has the largest [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle testicles] for their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass mass] of any animal: 14% of their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass body mass] so they can [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertilisation fertilise] as many females as possible. In [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mating mating], the male inserts a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermatophore spermatophore] into the female, the back end of which is so large the female has to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingest ingest] it.
+*The royal knackers were in charge of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knackers_yard knackers yard] for the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Royal_Family British Royal Family]. They no longer exist, but in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victorian_age Victorian age] there was a great need to make the most of horses that had died. One royal knacker was John Atcheler who had the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_warrant royal warrant] from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Victoria Queen Victoria] to knacker her horses, and was the official horse [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_slaughter slaughterer]. He is now [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burial buried] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highgate_Cemetery Highgate Cemetery] where there is a tomb with a prancing horse on top of it. He had two knackers yards: one at Sharp's Alley near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smithfield,_London Smithfield] and another at Kings Cross at [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_Isle,_Leeds Belle Isle]. They had huge copper [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storage_tank vats] filled with horses being [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendering_(animals) rendered] down, which were famously [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malodorant malodourous]. He dealt, on average, with 26,000 horses a year.
+*If anyone from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeds Leeds] tells you to eat kicker, they would be offering [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat horse meat]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire Yorkshire] was the last place in Britain to stop eating horse meat on a large scale, although recently there have been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_meat_adulteration_scandal complications]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Gregory_III Pope Gregory III] disliked people eating horse meat as he considered it too [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagan pagan], although [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia Scandinavians] liked horse meat and thus continued eating it, and the place with the largest Scandinavian population in Britain was Yorkshire and so it remained as a tradition until around the 1930s. Arnold Drury, who died in 1951, was the last butcher to sell it and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advertisement advertised] ''"Viande de cheval, of super quality horseflesh."'' In the 19th century, rural [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshiremen Yorkshiremen] who moved to the city were called "kicker eaters".
+*If you handle a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose rose], you should beware of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorns,_spines,_and_prickles prickles] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorns,_spines,_and_prickles Thorns]). Thorns are modified [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch branches] or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_stem stems] while a prickle is part of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bast_fibre plant's skin].
+*The panel are shown a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pub_sign pub sign] of ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ye_Olde Ye Olde] Rose and Crown'', which has a picture of a rose and a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_(heraldry) crown] on it and Fry asks if there is a thorn in it. There is, in the name of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pub pub] itself as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter) thorn] is the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_(alphabet) letter] ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y Y]'' in the word ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_articles#Ye_form Ye]'', which serves as an equivalent of ''th'' (for ''the olde''). This was discussed in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI_(I_series)#Episode_1_%22I-Spy%22 I series], but Davies failed to remember it (Forfeit: No).
+*'''Knick-Knacks:''' Fry and Davies make a cloud, by pumping a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_bottle plastic bottle] of alcohol pull of air but keeping it [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_(mechanical) sealed], and then suddenly unsealing it. However, it is then resealed and pulled with more air which makes it disappear until the seal is immediately taken off again.
+;XL Extras
+:
+*If you wanted to tie the knot at a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knobstick_wedding Knobstick wedding], the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bride bride] would need to be pregnant. It is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_wedding forced wedding] not unlike a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgun_wedding shotgun wedding] named after a knobstick, which is a type of wooden [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_(weapon) club]. In Britain, an unmarried woman's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legitimacy_(law) baby] would have its upkeep paid for by a parish, and so the parish, wishing to avoid this, would force the father of the woman to marry her, thereby making it the father's responsibility to care for the child. These were termed "knobstick weddings" because the parish would threaten them with a knobstick if they did not marry.
+*The phrase "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tie_the_knot tie the knot]" dates back to 1717. Some odd marriages include Kevin Nadal, in 2005, who married himself as a sort of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publicity_stunt publicity stunt] to encourage others to celebrate being [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marital_status single]. In 1979, a German woman named Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer married the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Wall Berlin Wall].
+*There is a story of women knitting while watching [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine guillotine] executions during the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Revolution French Revolution], named ''tricoteurs'', such as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madame_Defarge Madame Defarge], but most people think they probably didn't exist. The original women of the revolution, called "Mothers of the Revolution", were much-loved. By the time of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reign_of_Terror Reign of Terror], however, they were considered a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuisance nuisance] and therefore shut up and forbidden to wear [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trousers trousers]. The law forbidding [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenchwomen Frenchwomen] to wear trousers wasn't repealed until February 2013.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_club Football clubs] use horse oil to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubricant lubricate] their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_boot boots], while [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_team cricket teams] rub it into their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_bat cricket bats]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neatsfoot_oil Neatsfoot oil] is used by doctors to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massage massage] the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint joints] of a patient that have just come out of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plaster plaster]. Horse [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_skeleton bones] were sent to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife_making knife manufacturers] to make [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handle_(grip) handles].
+*There is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commemorative_plaque plaque] showing where the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSPCA RSPCA] was founded: in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slaughter%27s_Coffee_House Slaughter's Coffee House] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster Westminster], on 16 June 1824.
+*The oldest ever [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mattress mattress] is 39,000 years old and in a cave in KwaZulu-Natal, made from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juncaceae rushes] and reeds as well as insect-[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insect_repellent repelling] plants to stop the user getting [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insect_bite bitten] during the night.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_lice Head lice] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_lice crab lice] are totally unrelated [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species species], although the crab lice are related to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lice lice] that live on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla gorillas]. Pubic lice are in decline due to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waxing waxing].
+*It is impossible to know what the oldest [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profession profession] is, although hunting and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flint-knapping flint-knapping] are both contenders: flint-knapping dating back to ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_habilis Homo habilis]'' (Forfeit: Prostitution).
+===Episode 5 "Kings"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*4 October 2013<sup id="cite_ref-8">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-8 [8]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+*22 April 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−18 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Bailey Bill Bailey] (−19 points) 29th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carr Jimmy Carr] (−19 points) 23rd appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Clarkson Jeremy Clarkson] (−38 points) 11th appearance
+*The Audience (Winner with 8 points)
+;Topics
+:
+*The panelists are shown a number of monarchs names and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_monarchs_by_nickname nicknames] and asked how they all got their nicknames:
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_Copronymus Constantine Crap-name] was a descendant of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_the_Great Constantine the Great], the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Emperor Roman Emperor] who moved the capital of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Empire Roman Empire] from Rome to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantinople Constantinople] and became Christian. He was very unpopular, and was claimed by his enemies to have been so nervous at his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptism baptism] that he [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecate defecated] into the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptismal_font baptismal font].
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_XI_of_France Louis the Universal Spider] was so-named because his enemies suspected him of spinning [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_web webs] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_(civil) conspiracies] all across Europe. He was friends with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_the_Good Philip the Good], who was named as such because of all the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusades Crusades] he partook in.
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eystein_Halfdansson Eystein the Fart] was actually nicknamed because he was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed speedy], "fart" means "fast" in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavian_languages Scandinavian languages]. He earned his name by travelling a lot, and is the oldest recorded mention of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_skating ice skating]. His son was called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halfdan_the_Mild Halfdan the Mild].
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar_Lodbrok Ragnar Hairy-Breeches] was named because he wore hairy [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breeches breeches], made for him by one of his wives. He died after being captured by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_monarchs_of_Northumbria King of Northumbria], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86lla_of_Northumbria Ælla], and thrown into a pit of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venomous_snakes venomous snakes]. He was later avenged by his son, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivar_the_Boneless Ivar the Boneless], who gave Ælla the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle blood eagle].
+*A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naja cobra] beginning with ''K'' would be the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monocled_cobra kaouthia]'' or the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=West_African_spitting_cobra&action=edit&redlink=1 katiensis]'' (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cobra King cobra]). The king cobra is not a true cobra, it instead belongs to its own [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genus genus] ''Ophiophagus'', which actually means "snake-eating" (it is a snake-eating snake).
+*A king cobra makes a very distinctive sound that could be compared to a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark_(sound) bark] (Forfeit: Hsssssss). They also have more [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venom venom] than any other snake, although it is not as potent as that produced by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taipan taipans].
+*The panel are shown a picture of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgical_instrument surgical instrument] and asked why a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenchman Frenchman] might want it up his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus bottom]. The answer is because he might have [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fistula fistula] (Forfeit: Because he's French). [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_XIV_of_France Louis XIV of France], who was a keen [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestrianism rider], developed the problem, and his doctor used the instrument to pierce and slice the fistula. The procedure worked, and the doctor, Felix de Tassy, was given an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estate_(land) estate] and became hugely popular with many [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtier courtiers] mimicking the king and saying they had fistula (although de Tassy refused to perform the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgery operation] on anyone who didn't need it).
+*The thing which has twenty legs, five heads and cannot reach its own nuts is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_(folklore) squirrel king] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Direction One Direction]). [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel Squirrels] caught in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_sap tree sap] can often get their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tail tails] stuck together, cannot move, and die. This was a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_phenomenon natural phenomenon] first spotted in Germany, and some museums have massive rat kings preserved in alcohol.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_Cross_Station Kings Cross Station] could be improved by putting a small airport on top of it. In 1931, with sudden levels of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimism optimism] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride pride] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machinery machinery], the plans were drawn up for an eight-pronged [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon wagon] wheel-shaped runway on the roof of the station complete with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elevator lifts] to take aircraft up and down to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangar hangars]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_aircraft Jet aircraft] may have rendered the design unusable as they would require a much larger runway and a remote location due to the noise levels.
+*Most [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingfisher kingfishers] of the world live near disused [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Termite_nest termite nests]. In Britain they live near water, and so they were given their name, but this is not true of most of kingfishers in the world, as they are populous in Africa. Kingfishers are brown, but [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iridescence iridescence] makes them appear blue or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyan cyan].
+*There have been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_monarchs_of_England nine] King Henrys of England (Forfeit: Eight). [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_II_of_England Henry II]'s son was crowned in 1170 as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_the_Young_King Henry the Young King]. Although not being given the title of Henry III, he was a king. He infuriated his father by not turning up with his family for Christmas; instead he held a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banquet feast] in Normandy where he invited only [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight knights] with the name [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_(name) William].
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_residence official residence] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_royal_residences of the] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Elizabeth_II Queen] is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_James%27s_Palace St James's Palace]; the ambassadors all present their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credential credentials] to the court there (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balmoral_Castle Balmoral], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckingham_Palace Buckingham Palace], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windsor_Castle Windsor Castle], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandringham_House Sandringham]).
+*'''Knick-Knacks:''' Fry adds some [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_iodide potassium iodide] to a mixture of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide hydrogen peroxide] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detergent detergent] to create an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruption eruption] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foam foam].
+;XL Extras
+:
+*Over three hundred people need to die before you finally get a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_King Burger King] because Wesley Berger of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon Oregon] is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line_of_succession_to_the_British_throne 305th] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succession_to_the_British_throne in line] to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Throne throne]. The line of succession changed recently so a male successor does not have priority to a female: if this law had been enforced after [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Victoria Queen Victoria] died, then her daughter [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria,_Princess_Royal Victoria, Princess Royal] would have ascended the throne, meaning [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_II,_German_Emperor Kaiser Wilhelm] would have been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_the_United_Kingdom King of the United Kingdom] by August, as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Royal Princess Royal] died a few months after her mother. Also interesting is that if [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_William,_Duke_of_Cambridge Prince William] becomes King, then he will be the first monarch to be descended from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_England Charles II], because [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana,_Princess_of_Wales Diana] was descended four times from him.
+*The kind of sick person who wants to be touched by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Royal_Family royal family] would be one that would want [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healing healing]. For hundreds of years, sick people would request healing simply by being touched by monarchs of England and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_France France]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrofula Scrofula], also known as the King's Evil, is an infection of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymph_nodes lymph nodes], and it was thought that being touched by a monarch would cure it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_the_Confessor Edward the Confessor] was one of the first to do this, and would in addition give the patients a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_coin gold coin]. Charles II touched 92,107 people during his reign, but [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_I_of_Great_Britain George I] stopped doing it as he believed it to be too [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic Catholic]. In [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siam Siam], in 1880, Princess [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunandha_Kumariratana Sunandha Kumariratana] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drowned drowned] because no one could rescue her, since it was forbidden on pain of death to touch a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Thailand Siamese royal]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menelik_II_of_Ethiopia Menelik II of Ethiopia] liked to cure himself by eating pages of the Bible and died choking on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Books_of_Kings Books of Kings].
+*'''Knick-Knacks:''' Fry gets out three coloured [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquids liquids]: blue [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cura%C3%A7ao_(liqueur) curaçao], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transparency_and_translucency transparent] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemonade lemonade] and red [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomegranate_juice pomegranate juice]. He then mixes them together to make a kind of black and places them in differently shaped glasses. Carr holds a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champagne_flute champagne flute] which makes it seem blue, while Davies has a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champagne_coupe Champagne coupe] which makes it appear red. Fry then pours the liquid into a glass with both shapes which allows both colours to appear to different sections. The experiment was devised by Dr. Alice Bowen.
+===Episode 6 "Killers"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*11 October 2013<sup id="cite_ref-9">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-9 [9]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*21 May 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−28 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Manford Jason Manford] (−6 points) 3rd appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Noah Trevor Noah] (9 points) 1st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandi_Toksvig Sandi Toksvig] (Winner with 14 points) 11th appearance
+;Topics
+:
+*The world's second-best [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunting hunters] are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whale killer whales]. Killer whales are misnamed; their name derives from the Spanish name ''asesina ballenas'', which actually means "whale killer". They aren't whales, they are dolphins that kill whales. Like all dolphins, they are very [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_intelligence intelligent] that have impressive hunting techniques: if a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinniped seal] is on an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drift_ice ice floe] that is too big to simply tip over, they charge forward in a line to create a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave wave] that will knock it over. In addition, they are known to vomit in water, attracting [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_herring_gull herring gulls] that come to eat the vomit, that they will then catch. However, despite their intelligent hunting, they are referred to as the "second best hunters" because unlike humans, they aren't so proficient to wipe out entire [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species species].
+*A bottle of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey whiskey] can save your life if you have some form of trauma, as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol ethanol] in your system can help you survive. A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef chef] in New Zealand called Duthie went on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka vodka] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binge_drinking binge] and literally went blind (most likely because he was on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes diabetic] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-diabetic_medication medication] which would have turned into [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formaldehyde formaldehyde]). The hospital, not having any ethanol, used [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnnie_Walker_Black_Label Johnnie Walker Black Label] instead and placed on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intravenous_therapy drip], causing his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sight_(sense) sight] to return five days later.
+*People with serious injuries are more likely to survive if they are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunk drunk]: this have been observed with soldiers and people in car accidents, and is known as the rag doll effect. Lee Friedman from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Chicago University of Chicago] spent fourteen years examining this and found that, with the exception of burns, death rates fell as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol blood alcohol] levels rose and, amongst the severely drunk, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortality_rate mortality rates] fell by nearly 50% with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunshot gunshot] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stabbing stab] victims receiving the greatest benefit, although [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunk_driving drunk drivers] are two-to-four times more likely to die in a car crash. It is thought to occur partly because people who are drunk are less likely to brace or suffer from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_stress_reaction shock], but drunkenness does increase the likelihood of someone being in a dangerous situations.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_bullet Silver bullets] are used for killing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werewolf werewolves] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire vampires] (the latter allegedly because of the story of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_Iscariot Judas Iscariot] becoming a vampire and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_pieces_of_silver thirty pieces of silver] burning him), and square bullets are used for killing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Turkey Islamic] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_Turks Turks]. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puckle_gun puckle gun] was invented [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Puckle James Puckle] in 1718, and his idea was that round bullets against Christians and square bullets against [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muslims Muslims], mostly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_Empire Ottoman] Turks. However, the square bullets were useless because they cannot be [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rifling rifled], and thus were totally [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accuracy inaccurate]. It was not the first machine gun but it was three times faster to fire and load than the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musket muskets] of the time.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zulu_people Zulus] invented the first bulletproof shield in a way, as he discovered that dipping a leather [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shield shield] in water before battle would harden the leather so it became [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletproof bulletproof].
+*The curriculum at the British Hate Training Academy involved being put in a room and shown atrocities such as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decomposition rotting] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpses corpses] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starving starving] people, watching sheep being killed and soldiers being smeared with their blood. There were hate schools during the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_World_War Second World War] for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Army_during_the_Second_World_War British soldiers] designed to make them hate [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axis_powers the enemy]. However, there was an outrage when the public found out: the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishop_of_St_Albans Bishop of St Albans] who said the hate schools were "doing the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan devil's] work" and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Paget Bernard Paget] said hate was "foreign to British temperament". After the war it was estimated that just 15–20% of anyone in any of the armed forces ever fired their gun, and those that did usually try to miss.
+*A thousand bananas, half a litre of wine, 1.4 cigarettes and two days in New York are all equally dangerous. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_A._Howard Ronald A. Howard], a professor at [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_University Stanford University] developed the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micromort micromort], which corresponds to one in a million chance of death. For example, a million outings on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanglider hanglider] results in eight deaths then the chances of "death by hanglider" is eight micromorts. The normal background risk of death by simply living in the UK is 41.6 micromorts, and all the examples listed raise the risk by one micromort. Living with someone who smokes and forty [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablespoon tablespoons] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter peanut butter] also raise the risk by one micromort.
+*The panel are shown pictures of some killers and asked what they kill:
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crabeater_seal Crabeater seals] eat [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krill krill], and have specialised [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth teeth] to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sieve sieve] with similar to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baleen baleen] (Forfeit: Crabs).
+**The ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagheera_kiplingi Bagheera kiplingi]'' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_spider jumping spiders] are the only vegetarian spiders in the world and eat [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acacia_tree acacia tree] buds. They only occasionally eat meat.
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacu Pacu], which mainly eat [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seed seeds] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_(fruit) nuts] have the nickname of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrotum ball]-cutter fish; there are at least two accounts of people dying from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castration castration] as a result of the fish.
+*The worst thing a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swan swan] can do is chase someone around (Forfeit: Break your arm). There are no recorded cases in history of swans breaking people's arms; they have hollow [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone bones] which will probably receive more harm than the humans'.
+*'''Knick-Knacks:''' Fry demonstrates a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_reaction chain reaction], using [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mousetrap mousetraps] holding [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ping_pong_ball ping pong balls] in place of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atom atoms]: when he drops another ball onto a mousetrap, it fires its ball which then touches another mousetrap, and so proceeds to continue the reaction.
+;XL Extras
+:
+*Fry asks Davies, as another actor, why they are so grotesquely overpaid. The answer is because it is the editor who controls most of what the audience perceives in an actor's eyes. In 1919, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lev_Kuleshov Lev Kuleshov] performed what became known as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuleshov_Experiment Kuleshov Experiment] where he [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filming filmed] actors looking at different things, and noticed that audiences read into actors different [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotion emotions] depending on what the actor is looking at. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milo%C5%A1_Forman Miloš Forman] who famously shout "Stop acting!" to actors during filming, and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humphrey_Bogart Humphrey Bogart] received praise for one scene when he is looking at carnage and supposedly disgusted by the horror of it all, despite the fact that his emotions were actually filmed much later from a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balcony balcony] and the director said "Look [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bored bored]."
+*Fry asks Davies "be honest, have you ever enjoyed a shower in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_sauce chocolate sauce]?" Everyone is almost certain he has (Forfeit: No), along with many other people, because it is often used as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theatrical_blood substitute blood] in films; [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosco_Chocolate_Syrup Bosco Chocolate Syrup] was famously used for the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psycho_(1960_film)#The_shower_scene shower scene] in ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psycho_(1960_film) Psycho]''. One of the reasons it is considered the greatest scenes in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinema_history cinema history], is because it used 77 different [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camera_angle camera angles] and 50 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut_(transition) cuts], despite only lasting three minutes.
+*The British Hate Training Academy was later stopped, not because of the outrage, but because they simply didn't work; the only thing it did was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression_(mood) depress] soldiers. The German [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schutzstaffel SS] soldiers, on the other hand, were given [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppy puppies] to raise during training, and made to kill them once they graduated in order to desensitise them to the idea of killing.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scuba_diving Scuba diving] adds five micromorts to someone's risk of dying, taking heroin adds thirty, spending a night in hospital adds seventy-five and childbirth adds eighty. Yasuhiro Kubo [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skydiving skydives] initially without a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute parachute], and then meets another skydiver who gives him a parachute on the way down. Because he has not died yet, the micromort measurement for doing what he does isn't known.
+*Killer [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot robots], such as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unmanned_combat_air_vehicle drones], are becoming increasingly used and there is a very large campaign to stop their use and development. Professor [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Sharkey Noel Sharkey] of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Sheffield University of Sheffield], who appeared the popular TV series ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Wars_(TV_series) Robot Wars]'', is one of the leaders of the campaign. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_robot Military robots] are, at the moment, not covered by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geneva_Convention Geneva Convention], and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_army US army] at the moment uses video games very regularly, as it was found that gamers are 50% times better army [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_recruit recruits].
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit Great tits] eat [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caterpillar caterpillars] in particular, but have been observed to eat roosting [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat bats] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungary Hungary] where caterpillars are rare.
+===Episode 7 "Knowledge"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*18 October 2013<sup id="cite_ref-10">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-10 [10]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*13 May 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (Winner with 689.66 points) 21st win
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Brand Jo Brand] (85.73 points) 30th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carr Jimmy Carr] (33.58 points) 24th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Linehan Graham Linehan] (−19 points) 1st appearance
+*The Audience (23.24 points)
+;Topics
+:
+*Fry asks a question that has continually reappeared throughout ''QI'' ever since [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI_(A_series) its first series] (originally from the episode "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI_(A_series)#Episode_2_%22Astronomy%22 Astronomy]"): "How many [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_satellite moons] does the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth Earth] have?". Throughout the history of the show, the answers given have ranged from one, two, and five. However, as of current estimates, the answer is about eighteen thousand (Forfeit: Three, One, Six, Two). The reason for the changes is that ''QI'' is constantly acting on latest [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science scientific] information as it comes out, and, as regularly occurs, "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fact facts]" are overturned and rendered out-of-date extremely quickly as more research is conducted. Students at universities today are taught that most of what they learn throughout their courses will be rendered out-of-date within a few years. This is known as the "half-life of facts", which is to say half of what one learns will eventually be found to be false (without the student knowing which half). Fry then adds that 7% of everything said throughout the K series will be untrue within a years' time. A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chart chart] is then shown displaying the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exponential_decay rate of decay] of "facts" on ''QI'': there is an exponential decline of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth truth] of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_QI_episodes episodes] from about 10% by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI_(G_series) G series] to over 60% by the A series. Fry then adds that because of this [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenomenon phenomenon], Davies and the regular guests on the episodes must be owed plenty of points, since a proportion of the things they have said over the episodes which have led to deducted points must have been since revised as being correct (if the idea is taken a face value). Therefore, in view of this, the QI elves calculated that Carr is owed 43.58 points, Brand is owed 84.73, the Audience is owed 23.24, Davies is owed 737.66, and Linehan (who is on his first appearance) is owed nothing. The panellists, and the Audience, therefore have these owed points added to their scores.
+*Certain "facts" that were given on episodes of ''QI'', have since been revised and include the following:
+**The idea that nobody knows how to tell the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ageing age] of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster lobster] (from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI_(I_series)#Episode_1_%22I-Spy%22 I series]), has since changed as scientists from Canada have since discovered that their age can be determined by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissection dissecting] their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyestalk eyestalks] and counting the rings.
+**The idea that giraffes' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe#neck necks] evolved for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting fighting] (from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI_(G_series)#Episode_2_%22G-Animals%22 G series]), has since been rejected by many [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoologist zoologists].
+**The "fact" that the most legs found on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millipede millipede] is 710 (from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI_(A_series)#Episode_7_%22Arthropods%22 A series]), has since been proven to be not true as one was found with 750, and it is impossible to tell if one with many more has lived at some point.
+*The inventor of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermometer thermometer] spent over thirty years measuring the weight of himself, the food he [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingestion ingested], and his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excreta excreta] (Forfeit: Temperature). His name was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanctorius_Sanctorius Sanctorius Sanctorius], from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Padua Padua], and he did this because he was baffled by the fact that despite the food he ate weighed more than his excreta, he did not gain any weight; he simply did not know that food was assisting in powering his body. He [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothesis hypothesised] that the food that was not excreted in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine urine] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faeces faeces] came out of one's skin, and thus thought it was dangerous to cover much of one's skin but of course this hypothesis has since been rejected. Sanctorius co-invented the thermometer with the more famous scientists from Padua, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_Galilei Galileo Galilei]. Faeces is 70% liquid, and 30% is dry weight.
+*The thing that you can find out by hiding under a student's bed is what students say when they think they won't be overheard. This was an experiment performed in the 1930s, and today would be considered highly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unethical unethical] (as it was performed without, amongst other things, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consent consent] or a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_withdraw right to withdraw]). They discovered that 40% of their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversation conversations] were devoted to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egocentrism themselves]. Other unethical experiments include:
+**A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_space personal space] invasion test conducted in men's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restroom restrooms] in 1976. Someone hid a camera to determine how far apart men liked to be at public toilets.
+**In 1942, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychologist psychologist] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_LeShan Lawrence LeShan] used [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep-learning sleep-learning] to try and stop boys from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_biting nail biting]. He recorded the phrase "My [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fingernail fingernails] are terribly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitter_(taste) bitter]" on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonograph phonograph] and played in 300 times a night in the boys' room. One bopy did appear to respond positively, but after five weeks the phonograph broke. Therefore, to keep the experiment running, he stood outside where the boys slept and repeated the phrase himself. In the end, the boys stopped biting their nails and LeShan declared it a success, but it is generally assumed now that the boys never slept, being so startled by LeShan, and simply stopped biting their nails to make him go away.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Rome Romans] told their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_(given_name) Keith] from their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin Kevins] with help of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servant servant]. Romans often forget each other's names, and thus the servant was paid to remember the names of various acquaintances and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whispering whisper] the names into their employers ear. This person was called a ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomenclator_(nomenclature) nomenclator]''.
+*The best way to avoid talking to one's mother-in-law is to use one of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidance_language avoidance languages] used by many [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Aboriginal_languages Australian Aboriginal] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austronesian_languages Austronesian languages]. The language is designed specifically by a man for talking to his mother-in-law, as the mother of one's wife is considered to command great respect. Therefore, there are certain words which do not exist in such language and often cover [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taboo taboo] subjects, and it is often considered polite to avoid looking at her. In Japan, there is a similar language used when talking to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_House_of_Japan royal family].
+*The panel are shown a picture of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stork stork] and are asked what it brought to German city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kl%C3%BCtz Klütz]. The answer is that the stork, which was called a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfeilstorch Pfeilstorch], brought with it an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrow arrow] in its neck, which was immediately recognised as not being German or even European: it was African. Thus this was, in 1822, the first time that people realised that birds, during winter, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_migration migrated]. Before this, they assumed that birds did all kinds of things such as go [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater underwater], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shapeshifting transformed] into other animals, and sorts of other things. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Johnson Samuel Johnson] wrote "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swallow swallows] certainly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibernation sleep] in the Winter. A number of them conglobulate together by flying around and round and then all in a heap throw themselves underwater and lie on the bed of the river".
+*The panel are told that if they can [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addition add] up some numbers, they will be given their weight in points. However, the numbers are shown extremely quickly in a two-second burst. It is called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_Anzan Flash Anzan], and is possible to do, as the world record holder for the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_Calculation_World_Cup Mental Calculation World Cup], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Coto Alberto Coto], correctly added up fifteen three-digit-numbers shown in just 1.7 seconds. Japanese people are particularly good at Flash Anzan, partly because their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_language language] allows for much easier addition, as they use far fewer [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syllable syllables] with their numbers, and saying the numbers together automatically adds them up linguistically, but also because of the effectiveness, and the prevalence, of the Japanese and Chinese [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abacus abacus]: respectively the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soroban soroban] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suanpan suanpan]. In the end, they will calculate the answer without having any memory of the numbers they added up. Interestingly, they can also use the abacus while having a conversation with someone, because it activates a different part of the brain.
+*The final scores are given out, including the bonus points they were given at the start of the show. If these points were to be removed, the winner would be Brand with 1 point, and following would be the Audience with 0, Carr with −10, Linehan with −19, and Davies with −48.
+;XL Extras
+:
+*Not much is known of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland Scotland]'s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Smellie_(encyclopedist) Mr Smellie], as he came from one of the most persecuted sects of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestantism Protestantism], and therefore no any documents regarding his life or family have ever been recovered. However, it is known that he was paid £200 for being the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Britannica first] chief editor of the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Britannica Encyclopædia Britannica]''. Another one of its editors was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Bell_(educationalist) Andrew Bell], who was just four and a half feet tall and had a very big nose. If anyone joked about his nose, he'd rush off and come back wearing a bigger one made of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papier-m%C3%A2ch%C3%A9 papier-mâché]. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Britannica_First_Edition First Edition] took three years to write, and cost £12 for three volumes (although the first volume just covered A to B). Some of its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_entry entries] include:
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensington Kensington]: "A pleasant village two miles west of London" (as that is what it was when the encyclopædia was written).
+**California (spelt in the encyclopædia as "Callifornia"): A large country in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Indies West Indies], possibly an island or a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peninsula peninsula].
+**Woman: the female of man, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo homo].
+*A man called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Einbinder Harvey Einbinder] so hated the ''Encyclopædia Britannica'', he wrote a book called ''The Myth of the Britannica'', published in 1964, that listed all the things he thought were wrong in it. It was 390 pages long.
+*Humans know when they have had enough to eat purely based on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory memory], as the brain is reminded based on past experiences when someone has had enough food (such as based on times when someone has felt [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloated bloated]). This causes problems for people who suffer from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amnesia amnesia], as they can forget when they have had a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meal meal] and thus can have three or four in a single [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evening evening], and can be [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confusion confused] when they feel [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satiated satiated]. This can be tested by fitting a mechanism to a bowl of thick [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soup soup], which can drain the bowl ahead of time or refill it.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterflies Butterflies] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepidoptera_migration migrate] along with birds, but they cannot be seen doing so because they fly a kilometre up in the air.
+===Episode 8 "Keys"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*25 October 2013<sup id="cite_ref-11">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-11 [11]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*23 April 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (fourth – score not given)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Bailey Bill Bailey] (Winner with 3 points) 30th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Minchin Tim Minchin] (third – score not given) 1st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isy_Suttie Isy Suttie] (−8 points) 1st appearance
+;Topics
+:
+*If someone were to give you a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_the_City key to a city], there is little you could physically do with it. It is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_myth myth] that [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_the_City#Key_to_the_City freeman] of cities can drive sheep across bridges or bear their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword sword], and both are in fact illegal in certain countries (although [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Fry Stephen Fry] did drive sheep across a bridge after he was granted a key to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_London City of London]) (Forfeit: Drive sheep across the bridge). In the case of London, a key is not even given, simply a piece of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parchment parchment] stating the honour. The idea behind the key is that the beneficiary is allowed to trade without having to pay a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toll_bridge toll] at the bridge, although in current times it is simply a symbolic honour. The only real tangible benefit of having the key is that if one is poor, then they are given access to some educational and charitable funds. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Wittington Dick Wittington] left money in trust for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_trough water troughs] and children's education, a charity which is still going. Fry noted that the post of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Mayor_of_London Lord Mayor of London], which had been around since the 12th century, had been unchanged for 800 years, but the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheriffs_of_the_City_of_London Sheriff] had been around 500 years beforehand (although today the post has little political effect and is more simply a part of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_London English tradition]).
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Detroit City of Detroit] gave a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Keys_to_the_City_in_the_United_States#Detroit key] to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein Saddam Hussein] in 1980 when he was fighting alongside the US in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran%E2%80%93Iraq_War Iran–Iraq War]. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Toronto City of Toronto] has given a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Keys_to_the_City_in_Canada#Toronto key] to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenzin_Gyatso the Dalai Lama], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Mandela Nelson Mandela] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_Mouse Mickey Mouse], and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona,_California City of Corona] has given a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Keys_to_the_City_in_the_United_States#Corona key] to a cat called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlett%27s_Magic Scarlett's Magic] since it was listed in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_World_Records Guinness World Records] for being the tallest cat in the world. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cher Cher] sold her [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_Freedom_of_the_City_recipients&action=edit&redlink=1 key] to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Adelaide City of Adelaide] on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EBay eBay], getting US$95,900 for it in 2012. There was a severe backlash on Twitter as a result of this, with Cher responding by saying "I'm upset 2 & trying 2get2 bottom! I think my office f***** up?"
+*There is no need to worry about keeping The Open Organisation of Lockpickers (TOOOL) out of one's home because they are an extremely ethical group. They are a Dutch organisation of "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreation recreational] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockpicker lockpickers]" who attempt to increase [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_security home security] by showing how [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_entry forced entry] can be achieved. The main rule of the organisation is that members should never pick [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lock_(security_device) locks] that do not belong to them.
+*The key part of an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arch arch] because all the stones (most commonly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voussoir voussoir]) are equally important, although the keystone is the last piece to go in (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystone_(architecture) Keystone]). In Roman times, the architect would be told to stand under the arch when the support [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaffolding scaffolding] was taken away to prove he had faith in his work.
+*The keys on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTY QWERTY] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_keyboard keyboard] were arranged to prevent [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typewriter typewriters] from jamming. Thus the QWERTY arrangement actually allows for smoother typing since all the letters used most commonly in English together are spaced further apart (Forfeit: To slow [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typist typists] down).
+*The thing that starts with K and can be killed by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity curiosity] is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kea kea] (Forfeit: A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitten kitten]). There was a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_(reward) bounty] placed on them because they used to ride on the backs of sheep and peck constantly to reduce the sheep of fat, and so many [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter hunters] went out to kill them. However, living in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand New Zealand]; a country with no [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammal mammals] except [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat bats]; they were very curious and thus remarkably easy to hunt. Hunters would frequently kill them simply by standing near a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_(geology) rock] where a kea could see them, then hide behind the rock and wait for the kea to come towards them (as they would always wonder where the hunter had gone), before hitting them on the head with a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_(weapon) club]. If the kea was with another kea, the technique would work even better since the partner of the one that died would always follow it, wondering where the other had gone.
+*The panel are shown a picture of a woman and are asked what she is doing. In fact, she is using a piano teaching machine, patented by Dr. Kurt Johnen in 1929, which measured [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_tension muscle tension] through [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumatic pneumatic] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuff cuffs] above the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_arm upper arms], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breathing_rate breathing rate] through a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hose_(tubing) hose] in the mouth, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_strength strength] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch touch] through another hose and a pneumatic [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belt_(clothing) belt] measuring change in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumference circumference] of the chest. Other machines designed for the same purpose included the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiroplast chiroplast] invented by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bernard_Logier John Bernard Logier] which trapped the users' arms forcing them to play using only wrist and finger movement, the dactylion which strengthens the users' fingers through [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_(device) springs] ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Schumann Robert Schumann] supposedly used the dactylion and said that it merely hurt his fingers, although others attribute the pain to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis syphilis]), and the chirogymnaste which was a tiny finger gym.
+*Pianos have been constantly reinvented throughout history: there was also a bed piano, which could provide entertainment to those who were bed-ridden, and recently [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-handed left-handed] pianos have been made with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_(music) higher notes] on the opposite side. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transposing_piano Transposing pianos] can [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transposition_(music) transpose] the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_(music) key] using a single [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lever lever]; [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irving_Berlin Irving Berlin] used one because he only [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_composition composed] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%E2%99%AF_(musical_note) F-sharp], being unable to read [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheet_music sheet music].
+*The "man who [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omniscient knew everything]" thought cats were good for building into a piano. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athanasius_Kircher Athanasius Kircher] was a German [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesuit Jesuit] who was very [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence intelligent] for his time: he was lowered into [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Vesuvius Mount Vesuvius], thought the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Plague Black Plague] was caused by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microbes microbes], falsely claimed to have interpreted [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_hieroglyphics Egyptian hieroglyphics], thought [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetism magnetism] and love were of the same branches of attraction, denied the possibility of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight flying] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoise tortoises], and invented the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megaphone megaphone] alongside the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katzenklavier Katzenklavier]. Cats were arranged to the pitch of their cry, and fixed on a line were in a position whereby [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer hammers] would hit the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tail tails] of the cats, hitting progressively harder according to how hard the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piano_key keys] were hit. It is doubtful one was actually built, but he definitely wrote out [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plans plans] for one.
+;General Ignorance
+:
+*Winston Churchill wrote a number of novels throughout the early 20th century, but none about World War II (Forfeit: ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Second_World_War_(book_series) The Second World War]''). The Prime Minister of that name did write ''The Second World War'', and the history is largely responsible for his winning of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Prize_in_Literature Nobel Prize in Literature] in 1953, but he wrote under the name Winston S. Churchill due to the fact that there was a very successful American novelist at the time called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill_(novelist) Winston Churchill], and so out of respect to him the British Churchill decided to write with his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_name middle name]. The two agreed to this arrangement through a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_(message) correspondence] in which they [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke joked] about the commonality of their names.
+*The truly grim reading matter banned in Germany after the war were the works of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brothers_Grimm The Brothers Grimm], as many thought that their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairytale fairytales] had contributed to the rise of many aspects of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazism Nazism]. T.J. Leonard said that the stories had helped teach German children "all the varieties of barbarousness" including "light [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flannel flanneling]". One of the stories was called ''How Children Played Butcher with One Another'', removed from the second edition, and the original ending of ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frog_Prince_(story) The Frog Prince]'' has the princess, rather than kissing the frog, hurling the frog against a wall to turn him into a prince. The last story in the Grimm Brothers collection features a poor boy who goes out into a forest, and in the snow finds a tiny key and next to it an iron [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box box]. "The boy inserts the key, opens the box, and finds..." and the story ends. The point of it is to allow the reader to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imagination imagine] for themselves what is inside.
+;XL Extras
+:
+*The key part that [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BIGOT_list bigots] played in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_World_War Second World War] was the organisation of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normandy_landings Normandy landings]. BIGOT stood for "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Overlord British invasion] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German-occupied_Europe German occupied territory]", and the BIGOT list was a list of people who knew about the Operation Overlord. The plans for the counter-attack were so secret that anyone on the list was forbidden from leaving the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom country] (with the except of the Prime Minister [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill Winston Churchill]). There was a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rehearsal rehearsal] for the invasion in 1944 in which ten people on the BIGOT list were killed accidentally, leading to the invasion to be put on hold so they could account for all the bodies. They were desperate not to let the secret get out partly because they were trying to convince the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazis Nazis] that they were going to counter-attack closer to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgium Belgium], using tricks such as the Zigzag Man and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mincemeat Operation Mincemeat] (which convinced the Germans they were going to attack [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greece Greece] when in fact they were attacking [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicily Sicily] in 1943).
+*In Britain, the current order of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secrecy secrecy] for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classified_information documents] is "Unclassified", "Protect", "Restricted", "Confidential", "Secret" and then "Top Secret" (although it used to be "Most Secret"). There are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theorist conspiracy theorists] who believed there are 38 levels of secrecy above "Top Secret", with the next level being "Cosmic" (the President of the United States supposedly does not have Cosmic Clearance). "CANUKUS' Eyes Only" means it can only be shared between Canada, the United States and the United Kingdom, while "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AUSCANNZUKUS AUSCANNZUKUS]' Eyes Only" means it can only be shared between Canada, the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand New Zealand] (The "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Eyes Five Eyes]").
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_C._Hobbs Alfred C. Hobbs] was a famous American lockpicker who came down from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Exhibition Great Exhibition] and met the British equivalent Jeremiah Chubb. Chubb presented to him his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubb_detector_lock Chubb detector lock] which was his most powerful: if anyone attempted to pick it then all the tumblers would fall down and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_(lock) key] would not even work. Hobbs, however, managed to pick it in seven minutes, horrifying Chubb who had secured the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_of_England Bank of England]. Thus all Chubb's locks were replaced with Hobbs'.
+*The word "typewriter" is, coincidentally, the longest word that can be typed on the QWERTY line.
+*Likewise with the kea, the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakapo kakapo] has no sense of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear fear] since the only thing likely to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predation prey] on it was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle eagles], that it easily escaped from by being [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal nocturnal]. It also has a remarkable [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lek_(mating_arena) lek] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexual_behaviour mating ritual] called the "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakapo#reproduction bowl and track]" whereby the bird would create an enormous track, which it would work tirelessly to keep immaculate, and then make an extremely loud booming sound. If a female approached and, by chance, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaf leaf] had fallen on the track, the male would face immediate rejection. Sometimes years would pass before a male got a chance to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mating mate].
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Liszt Franz Liszt] had such large hands and thus hit the piano so hard that he continuously broke them (in those days pianos were made of wood). Therefore, he had one specially made for him with iron frames.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_II_of_Spain Philip II of Spain] had a cat piano that was played by a bear, while [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_XI_of_France Louis XI of France] had a "pig organ" made for him. There are numerous descriptions of "pig pianos" throughout history.
+;General Ignorance
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw George Bernard Shaw] is the only person to have won a Nobel Prize and an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_Award Academy Award], having received the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Prize_in_Literature Nobel Prize in Literature] in 1925 in and an Academy Award for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_Award_for_Best_Writing_(Adapted_Screenplay) Best Adapted Screenplay] for ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_(1938_film) Pygmalion]'' in 1938. He also introduced the first [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_lavatories public lavatories] for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_lavatories#Gender_and_public_toilet women] in London. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore Al Gore] is often wrongly attributed to having achieved this feat, as he won a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_Prize_for_Peace Nobel Prize for Peace] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Nobel_Peace_Prize 2007] and ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Inconvenient_Truth An Inconvenient Truth]'' won for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_Award_for_Best_Documentary_Feature Best Documentary Feature] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/79th_Academy_Awards 2006], but that Oscar was awarded to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davis_Guggenheim Davis Guggenheim] rather than Gore.
+===Episode 9 "Kinetic"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*1 November 2013<sup id="cite_ref-12">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-12 [12]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*14 May 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−56 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Baker Danny Baker] (Winner with 8 points) 7th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Brand Jo Brand] (−8 points) 31st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Brigstocke Marcus Brigstocke] (−5 points) 2nd appearance
+;Topics
+:
+*Davies' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzzer buzzer] plays the song ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_at_the_Movies_(song) Saturday Night at the Movies]'' by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Drifters The Drifters], which is appropriate to the theme of the episode as "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cinema cinema]" (originally spelled "kinema") and "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kinetic kinetic]" both come from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Greek_language Ancient Greek] "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%CE%BA%CE%AF%CE%BD%CE%B7%CE%BC%CE%B1 κίνημα]" meaning "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/movement movement]".
+*If one places a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broom broom] on the side of their hands and then move their hands together, the broom will simply [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balance_(ability) balance] on top of the hands as they will naturally move towards the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_of_gravity center of gravity]. This is because the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friction resistance] caused by the weight of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brush brush] will cause one hand to move at a slower [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed speed]. Fry also states that it is easy to balance the broom with the brush facing upwards, but nearly impossible to balance it with the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handle_(grip) handle] facing upwards and the brush balanced on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metacarpus palm]. Davies, however, disproves this be successfully doing both, leading to Fry ripping up his question card. The center of gravity was supposedly discovered by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes Archimedes].
+*If the Earth suddenly stopped [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_rotation spinning], half of it would be plunged into eternal [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darkness darkness], causing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_extinction mass extinctions], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famine famine], and a massive [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_population population] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_overpopulation crisis] as those that are left on the dark side would be rushing to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emigrate emigrate] to the side in light. However, in terms of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertia inertia], all that could happen would be everything would fall over and scrape along the ground at 100 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miles_per_hour miles per hour] (Forfeit: We'd all fall off). The Earth spins at 1,000 miles per hour at the equator which is 17 times slower than it would need to if people were to fly off it.
+*The thing that travels the wrong way along a motorway at 12 miles per hour is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_wave traffic wave] (Forfeit: A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobility_scooter mobility scooter]). A simple occurrence such as a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon pigeon] landing on the road can cause a massive sudden [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_congestion traffic jam] due to the fact that one car slowing down and suddenly speeding up again can create a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripple_effect ripple effect], causing more cars to suddenly slow down until they eventually jam up. This happens quite frequently and can severely [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_rage frustrate] motorists. China is notorious for having colossal traffic jams, including one [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_National_Highway_110_traffic_jam notable incident] in 2010, which formed mostly on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_National_Highway_110 China National Highway 110] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G6_Beijing%E2%80%93Lhasa_Expressway G6 Beijing–Lhasa Expressway], and was over 80 miles long and moved on average one kilometre every day. There are now quite profitable services in China that involve people arriving on motorcycles to look after the driver's car while the motorcycle can take the driver to their destination.
+*A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito mosquito] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain heavy rain] can brush the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raindrop raindrops] aside and have even been known to ride on them, leaping off just before they burst on the ground. This is useful to the insect, as an average raindrop is over fifty times heavier than they are. There is now a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subspecies subspecies] of mosquito that lives only on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Underground London Underground], biting [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat rats], dogs and humans, and is called ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culex_pipiens_molestus Culex pipiens molestus]''.
+*The angle that the rain is falling from and the speed of the wind will largely determine whether running or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking walking] will prevent someone from getting wetter. Professor Franco Bocci wrote an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_paper academic paper] published in the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Journal_of_Physics European Journal of Physics]'' stating "If the rain is falling straight down or is blown towards you by the wind, one should run as fast as they can. If the wind is behind then one should try to match the speed of the wind. If the wind is coming from the side, then fat people should run as fast as they can whereas very thin people might be better off walking". The mathematics behind it is purported to be extremely complex.
+*Fry asks the question: "Do you remember when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail snails] were faster?". The answer is yes, because it has been discovered that snails, through [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation generations], are growing gradually slower. Scientists in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chile Chile] did some experiments on some [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helix_aspersa common garden snails] and measured their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabolism metabolism] through the amount of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_dioxide carbon dioxide] they emitted at rest. They then released them into the wild, and found that those that has higher metabolic rates died sooner than those that had slower metabolisms, giving the latter more time to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breed breed]. Thus nature has appeared to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_selection select] for the snails that are slower.
+*Europe's biggest swingers are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonian_people Estonians] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_people Germans]). They have a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_pastime national pastime] called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiiking Kiiking] which involves standing on a metal [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swing_(seat) swing] and using just their body achieve a full [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/360_degrees 360-degree] loop. The swing arms are adjusted [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telescoping_(mechanics) telescopically], making the swing longer and more difficult to rotate. Therefore, participants in the sport are eliminated similar to in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_jump high jump] until there is one person left, who is declared the winner. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonia Estonia], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland Finland] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungary Hungary] are interesting in that their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_language national languages] share a common [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Language_family family] that no other national language does in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uralic_languages Uralic family].
+*The world's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_waterfalls_by_height highest] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterfall waterfall] (or the world's longest drop) is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater underwater], between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland Greenland] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland Iceland], and has no name (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Falls Angel Falls]). It counts as a waterfall since it is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_current current] of cold water flowing downwards, and carries at least 175 million cubic feet of cold water per second, which at peak flow is 2,000 times that carried by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niagara_Falls Niagara Falls].
+*The world's biggest river is an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmospheric_river atmospheric river] in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky sky] (Forfeit: Underwater, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_River Amazon], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_River Nile]). They are vast rivers of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_vapour water vapour] that carry water around the world and appear at different places at different times. They can be 2,000 kilometres long, but a just a few kilometres wide, covering less than 10% of the globe. However, just four or five of them contain 90% of all the world's water vapour at a time.
+*The world's biggest river that isn't in the sky is four kilometres under the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Rainforest Amazon Rainforest], and called the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rio_Hamza Rio Hamza]. It was only discovered in 2011 from data collected from 241 abandoned deep wells, and was found to run approximately the same length as the Amazon River but is four times wider (between 200 to 400 kilometres wide). It appears to be a slowly flowing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquifer aquifer] but it does flow horizontally.
+*The world's biggest animal that, has ever existed on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth Earth], is the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_whale blue whale].
+*'''Knick-Knacks:''' Fry shows how [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shard the Shard] can be [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition demolished] a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feather feather] using the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino_effect domino effect]. Each "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino domino]" is 150% larger than the one before it, creating an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exponential_increase exponential increase] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass mass] that falls across a system, that could knocking the building down. Theoretically, the Shard could be reduced to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubble rubble] with a feather and 24 such dominos.
+;XL Extras
+:
+*Fry is 6'4.5" tall and weighs just over 14 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_(unit) stone]. However, if Stephen was 44,000 miles tall and had the same [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratio ratios] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_proportions proportions], he would be [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weightlessness weightless] because his centre of gravity would be outside [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_of_Earth Earth's gravitational pull] and thus he would be in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbit orbit]. There was a proposal to build a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_elevator space elevator] would use this same [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle principle].
+*The most interesting thing one could do with a hole, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch stick] and a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_people Greek] is to measure the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumference_of_the_Earth circumference of the Earth]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eratosthenes Eratosthenes] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrene,_Libya Cyrene] put in a stick into a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_well well] at [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midday midday] during the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer_solstice summer solstice] because he knew no [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow shadow] would show and had another stick placed in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_surface ground] 500 miles away. From the shadow of this stick, he determined the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun Sun] was at an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angle angle] of 7.2 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degree_(angle) degrees] from overhead. From this information, he worked out that the circumference of the Earth is 25,000 miles. The actual measurement has since been calculated at 24,901 miles (40,075 kilometres), so Eratosthenes' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margin_of_error margin of error] was less than 1%. Eratosthenes was the librarian at the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Library_of_Alexandria Great Library of Alexandria], considered the greatest [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institutional_repository repository] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knowledge knowledge] in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_World Ancient World]. He was a great [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymath polymath], being a musician, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomy astronomer], poet, inventor of the term "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography geography]" and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics mathematician]. His nickname was "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta Beta]" due to the fact that he was the second-best in every field.
+*Most of the people in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompeii Pompeii], after [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Vesuvius Mount Vesuvius] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruption_of_Mount_Vesuvius_in_79 erupted], escaped. This is known because only 1,100 bodies have been found at the site but at least 15,000 people were known to have inhabited the city at the time. One person who did not escape was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pliny_the_Elder Pliny the Elder] as he, in his incredible curiosity, watched the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_eruption eruption] with a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillow pillow] tied to his head by a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napkin napkin]. Almost all of the bodies seen in museums are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plaster_cast casts] or casts of casts, since many of the bodies when they were discovered were filled with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plaster_of_Paris Plaster of Paris] and many models are known to exist.
+===Episode 10 "Keeps"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*8 November 2013<sup id="cite_ref-13">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-13 [13]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*23 April 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−27 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Bailey Bill Bailey] (Winner with −7 points) 31st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Manford Jason Manford] (−9 points) 4th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Millican Sarah Millican] (−9 points) 4th appearance
+*The Audience (−10 points)
+;Topics
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_science Modern science] uses [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton_(unit) newtons] to measure weight (Forfeit: Kilogram). The kilogram is the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_System_of_Units SI unit] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass mass], while weight is specifically defined as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Force force], resulting from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity gravity], of mass. The kilogram is the only SI unit that still relies on a physical object, referred to as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_prototype_kilogram International prototype kilogram], made in 1871 and currently kept in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A8vres Sèvres], in France, the country of origin of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_system metric system]. It is made of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platinum platinum] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iridium iridium], and many are worried that it may have since gained mass due to its susceptibility to changing mass from items as small as grains of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand sand]. Therefore, there are plans to change the definition of the kilogram to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_constant Planck's universal quantum constant].
+*There are 1,000 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byte bytes] in a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilobyte kilobyte] (Forfeit: 1,024), according to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Electrotechnical_Commission International Electrotechnical Commission]. 1,024 bytes is now known as a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibibyte kibibyte] and is IEC standard 6027-2.
+*Fry asks "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finders,_keepers Finders, keepers; losers, weepers], right?", to which the answer would be no, as it doesn't apply in law (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes_and_no Yes]). If someone finds [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_property lost property] and refuses to go to the appropriate steps of trying to find its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owner owner], then that person has committed the crime of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theft_by_finding theft by finding]. In 2009 a couple in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiltshire Wiltshire] got an 11-month [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspended_sentence suspended sentence] because they found someone else's winning [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery_ticket lottery ticket] and tried to claim the lottery winnings for themselves. Similarly, in 2003, a family in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coventry Coventry] made repeated visits to a faulty [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automated_teller_machine ATM] and managed to withdraw £134,410. Three members of the family were [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imprisoned imprisoned] as this was theft by finding. However, if property is deliberately [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandonment_(legal) abandoned], then you can claim it for yourself if you then find it.
+*The panel play a game called '''Keep Still or Scarper?''', in which some dangerous animals are shown and Fry asks if the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisdom wise] thing to do would be stand one's ground or run away:
+**Snake: Keep still, since they move extremely quickly and simply the act of turning around would cause them to strike. However, if one were to remain as still as possible, they may [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forgetting forget] that a human is nearby.
+**A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pack_(canine) pack] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf wolves]: Keep still, as they are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coursing coursing] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predator predators] that will easily tear and eat [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prey prey] on the run. The best thing to do is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shout_(sound) shout], throw [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone stones], and back slowly away.
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey Monkeys]: Keep still, and bear [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth teeth] while keeping a round mouth and raise [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyebrow eyebrows].
+**Cows: Scarper; often a dog will annoy a cow, which will the chase the dog and, as dogs often do, the dog will come running back to the owner. It is best therefore to run away from both.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant Ants] can be made to stay still if they are given alcohol (specifically in the case of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Hooke Robert Hooke], a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gill_(unit) gill] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandy brandy], which he described as having the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Result effect] of "knocking it down [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunk dead-drunk]. He struggled for a pretty while very much, certain bubbles issuing out of its mouth, it ceased to move and remained moveless for a good while"). Hooke was a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymath polymath] who, in addition to his achievements in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entomology entomology], being the first person to portray insects (most famously the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea flea] in his 1665 book ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micrographia Micrographia]''), he was a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_planning town planner], creator of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooke%27s_law Hooke's law], and responsible for much of the reconstruction of London after the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_London Great Fire]. However, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton Isaac Newton], who, possibly out of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jealousy jealousy], hated Hooke, tried to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnatio_memoriae erase] Hooke from history and there are no known contemporary [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait portraits] of him. Thus, a modern [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_painter history painter] called [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rita_Greer&action=edit&redlink=1 Rita Greer] attempted to create more portraits of Hooke, based on physical [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Description descriptions] of him, than there are of Newton. There are now 20 paintings of Hooke while there are just 16 of Newton.
+*There is a Register of Artists' Models (RAM) who looks after the interests of models for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_arts visual arts], since being a model, particularly a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_(art)#nude_modelling nude model] is very difficult since it requires staying still for a very long time and there are many risks of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cramp cramps] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pins_and_needles pins and needles]. As a result, models are advised to do one thing at a time, starting with short [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pose poses] called "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gesture gestures]" that are used as a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warm-up warm-up], before moving to do longer poses which run for two minutes, to five minutes, then thirty minutes plus. There are more female models than male models, partly because they are preferred by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_school art classes]. In 1998 a male nude model called George Bond took [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northampton_College Northampton College] to an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_tribunal industrial tribunal] on the grounds he was not being [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employment employed] because of his gender and said that he was being discriminated against. He lost the case, as the college said that in fact he was rejected for personal reasons: he could not hold a pose, he [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidgeting fidgeted], he went to the toilet too often, he had a background in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_film erotic films] that disturbed some of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-level A-level] students including one 16-year-old whom he [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wink winked] to while she was drawing (although he claimed he was squinting due to the fact he usually wore [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasses glasses]) and also [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Improvisation improvised] a pose which involved sticking his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttocks bottom] in the air which some students claimed resulted in "an unfortunate view". There are, however, contentious issues described by RAM including [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyeurism voyeurs] and raids made by non-students who simply want to see someone [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked naked] and a warning against passing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_cleaner window cleaners]. RAM has a policy to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_(punishment) suspend] any model who gets an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection erection] during a sitting.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silence quietest] place in the world is an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anechoic_chamber anechoic chamber]: one of which exists in the United States and one exists in England, at the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Salford University of Salford], which is −12.4 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decibel decibels]. Fry demonstrates the effect of the chamber by popping a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon balloon] in both a hemi-anechoic chamber and a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echo_chamber reverberation chamber] in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Physical_Laboratory_(United_Kingdom) National Physical Laboratory].
+*The thing with the world's biggest mouth is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowhead_whale bowhead whale] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_whale Blue whale]). They are the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_organisms second largest animals] on Earth, live in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic Arctic], and have very long [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy lifespans]; one was found to have a 1870s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpoon harpoon] in it. They have more [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blubber blubber] than any other whale, and thus have been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunting hunted] extensively. They also have a unique [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_(anatomy) organ] called the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowhead_whale#Description corpus cavernosum maxillaris] in their mouth which is twelve feet long and akin to a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis penis] in that it draws blood and becomes erect. It acts as cooling device, preventing the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammal mammal] for getting [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperthermia hyperthermia], by drawing cold Arctic water into the mouth, over its blood and ultimately reducing the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_temperature temperature] of its brain.
+;XL Extras
+:
+*90% of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeology archaeological finds] are discovered by amateurs with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_detectors metal detectors], such as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Wyman Bill Wyman], who has his own brand of metal detector. In 2009 a man called David Booth discovered four [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Age Iron Age] gold [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bands_(neckwear) neckbands] worth £1 million during his first ever attempt at [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_detecting metal detecting], finding them seven steps from where he parked his car. Metal detectors who work without permission and/or at night are known as "Nighthawks" and are looked down upon by the rest of the metal detecting community.
+*Other animals in the '''Keep Still or Scarper?''' round:
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark Shark]: Scarper, swim away as fast as possible. If near the mouth, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_bubble bubbles], but if caught in the shark's mouth [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_(process) struggle] and try to break free. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_death Playing dead] is the worst thing one can possibly do.
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_bee Killer bees]: Scarper, without stopping to help anyone else, and keep running until at least 400 metres away. Hiding [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater underwater] is also ill-advised, since they have been known to wait above water until the prey resurfaces or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drown drowns]. Pulling a shirt over one's head can also help to protect from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinger stinging].
+*Fry tells a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyme rhyme]: "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Bo_Peep Little Bo Peep] keeps lesbian sheep but doesn't know how to find them. Can you help?" It is not possible to tell if ewes are homosexual, since they simply stand still if they are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexual_behaviour sexually excited]. However, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos Lesbian] sheep have caused a huge problem when it comes to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot-and-mouth_disease foot-and-mouth disease], causing an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outbreak outbreak] of it in 1994.
+*Fry asks "When is the present?", and gives the answer as "About seventy [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millisecond milliseconds] ago" (Forfeit: Now). The time it takes for the eyes and the brain to process a human's capability of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_perception sight] is about seventy milliseconds, meaning that humans are always about that length of time behind the present. This usually does not pose much difficulty, but if a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_ball tennis ball] or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_ball cricket ball] was coming towards a person at around 85 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miles_per_hour miles per hour] it would travel 10 feet in that time. Researchers at the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Tokyo University of Tokyo] have proved that humans are incapable of keeping up with that kind of speed by developing a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robotic_hands robotic hand] that plays [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock-paper-scissors rock-paper-scissors] and always wins, since it can predict from the small hand gestures made by the human opponent what move will be made.
+*Currently no computer or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot robot] has past the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_Test Turing Test], which is a test of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_intelligence artificial intelligence] that will probably be considered that greatest step in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_development computer development]. In order to pass, a person needs to hold a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversation conversation] with a computer or robot without them realising that what they have been talking to has been constructed by humans. That will be the point of seriously [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethics ethical debate], since it may well be that humans have given robotic constructions a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consciousness consciousness].
+*The panel are asked to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memorise memorise] a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Departure_board departure board] at [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Central_Station Grand Central Station], before Fry asks "when does the next train to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Plains,_New_York White Plains] leave?". Millican answers the correct answer from what was on the board, but incorrect since trains departing from Grand Central Station leave a minute after the time given to allow some extra gate time and prevent [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accident accidents] caused by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passenger passengers] rushing (Forfeit: 12.25).
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India India]'s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_zone time zone] is 5½ hours ahead of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britain Britain]. However, in order to change a watch so that the correct time is displayed, all one has to do is turn an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogue_watch analogue watch] upside-down. Fry learnt this fact from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket cricket] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sports_commentator commentator] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Agnew Jonathan Agnew].
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clock Clocks] go [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clockwise clockwise] because that was the way the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow shadows] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundial sundials] traveled in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Hemisphere Northern Hemisphere], so people were used to time going in that direction.
+===Episode 11 "Kinky"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*29 November 2013<sup id="cite_ref-14">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-14 [14]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*21 May 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−15 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janet_Street-Porter Janet Street-Porter] (2 points) 1st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandi_Toksvig Sandi Toksvig] (Winner with 11 points) 12th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Vegas Johnny Vegas] (3 points) 7th appearance
+;Topics
+:
+*The world's best [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss kissers], according to a competition, are the French. The contest was held just after the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World_War First World War] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biarritz Biarritz], and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Brul%C3%A9 André Brulé] won the contest over eighty participants who came from as far away as Russia and the United States. American kisses were described as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaccid flaccid]", Russians as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruption eruptive]", Italians as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burn burning]", English as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tepid&action=edit&redlink=1 tepid]", Spanish as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampiric vampiric]", and although the winner was a Frenchman, French kisses were described as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaste chaste]". Only men were permitted in the competition, as it was organised and run by women, and the point of the kisses was that they were non-mutual displays of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affection affection] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elegance elegance]. Brule's winning kiss was supposedly similar to the one performed in the famous ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-J_Day_in_Times_Square V-J Day in Times Square]'' photograph. The two kissers thought to be in the photograph, Greta Friedman and George Mendonça, were reunited in 2012, although during the actual event Friedman, who was horrified as she had never met Mendonça, slapped him afterwards.
+*The most shocking kiss of all time comes from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Venus_Electrificata&action=edit&redlink=1 Venus Electrificata]. As with all substances and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenomena phenomena], electricity was experimented with by people in all sorts of strange ways when it first became popular. The Venus Electrificata involve a woman who was not [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_(electricity) earthed], but had a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_current current] passing through her body, kissing a man who was earthed so that the man would get a tingling feeling when he kissed the woman. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Gray_(scientist) Stephen Gray] had an amazing "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orphan orphan] boy" which involved a boy being hung from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire wires] and had a current passed through that would make objects [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetism attracted] to him. This became so popular kits were sold. Also, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Ritter Johann Ritter], who discovered [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraviolet_light ultraviolet light], attached a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voltaic_pile voltaic pile] to his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groin groin]. He described the sensation: "His organ began in a state of medium [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swelling_(medical) swelling]. [He] wrapped it in a piece of cloth moistened with lukewarm milk. Then delicately [he] touched the wire from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrical_polarity positive pole] to the cloth and the other hand, closing the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_circuit circuit]. A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_shock shock] jolted him, followed by a pleasant tingling. The swelling continued. Warmth spread from his groin and then finally, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consummation consummation]". Activities such as this continue to the present: in 2005, a boy was taken to hospital with two [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neodymium_magnets neodymium magnets] trapped in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin fold] of his penis. He claimed his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trousers trousers] had fallen down when he was playing with them and they got stuck together. Magnets can be demagnetised by heating or hammering apart, but the method finally used was: "shearing the, away from each other, moving them [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpendicular perpendicular] to the force of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_attraction attraction]".
+*The panel are shown a short film of two [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissing_fish kissing fish] fighting. The combat they perform, while never leading to the direct death of either combatant, can sometimes cause death by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exhaustion exhaustion]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siamese_fighting_fish Siamese fighting fish] also participate in combat, sometimes as in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arena arenas] similar to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_fighting cock fighting]. They have an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_(anatomy) organ] similar to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lung lungs] in their bodies enabling them to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breathing breathe] air. Humans could breathe [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater underwater] if enough [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supersaturated supersaturated] water with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen oxygen] is created.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koinophilia Koinophilia] makes ordinary people seem [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attractiveness attractive]. It was discovered when people found that merged [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image images] of two people that are not particularly attractive are more likely to be appealing. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Galton Francis Galton] repeatedly merged images of criminals to find the "typical criminal face" but was astonished to find that as he continued merging, he found the faces to be more pleasant.
+*Fry presents a large hollow tube made from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gourd gourd] that is closed at one end, resembling a long, thick, hollow [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tail tail], and asks what is kept in it. It is called a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koteka koteka], from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papua_New_Guinea Papua New Guinea], and the answer is that a penis is kept in it. A large one does not appear to be indicative of status, since they can be thick or thin, and are worn by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lani_people Lani], the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekari_people Mee], the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amung_people Amungme], the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kombai_people Kombai], the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yali_people Yali] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moni_people Moni] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribe tribes]. The government tried to make them [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime illegal] and sent them clothing, but because many of these people had been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked naked] for so long they all got [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rash rashes] from the clothes. Nowadays, they tend to continue to live naked apart from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shorts shorts] on the heads.
+*A bunch of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choirboy choirboys] tried to drive [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler Adolf Hitler] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insanity mad] with pornography. A group called the "Choir Boys" were from Washington D.C. joined with another called the "Cowboys", behind enemy lines, to plan a dropping of explicit sexual material over [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berghof_(residence) Berghof] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berchtesgarden Berchtesgarden]. However, both the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army_Air_Forces US Army Air Forces] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britain_in_World_War_II British] refused to do it, with one British officer saying he would "rather lose the war than take part". The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany_in_World_War_II Germans] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_in_World_War_II Japanese] nevertheless did something similar. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncing_bombs Bouncing bombs] was a similar idea, with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill Winston Churchill] choosing the precise date, in May 1943, when the dams were at full height and he was in Washington D.C. so he could announce it. His scientific advisor, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Cherwell Lord Cherwell] reportedly asked him, "What if it doesn't work?" to which Churchill replied, "Then no-one will ever hear anything about it". [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyer_(pamphlet) Leaflet dropping] was also popular in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II World War II], and was the first thing that indicated [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark_in_World_War_II Denmark] had been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Denmark invaded].
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodstuff foodstuff] that would give you the same number of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calories calories] as the average sex session is one [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_white egg white] or a very small [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meringue meringue]. According to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_B._Allison David B. Allison], a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biostatistics biostatistician] of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Alabama University of Alabama], an average session of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse sexual intercourse] lasts only six minutes and uses only twenty calories. However, a 2008 survey by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durex Durex] (who obviously would have a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_of_interest conflict of interest]) claimed that the average Briton enjoys 22.5 minutes of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreplay foreplay], but another survey from ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men%27s_Health_(magazine) Men's Health]'' at around the same time claimed that British men only last 18.64 minutes from foreplay to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm climax].
+*'''Knick-Knacks:''' Fry makes a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo dildo] using a small pile of white [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystalline crystalline] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter matter] and a bottle of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_acetate sodium acetate], which is used to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavour flavour] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_and_vinegar salt and vinegar crisps]. The liquid is so [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unstable unstable] that if [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tremor shaking] it will cause it to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystallisation crystallise]. Fry slowly pours a constant stream of the liquid onto the matter and makes a long [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal crystal]-like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic phallic] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower tower], not particularly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison poisonous] or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk dangerous] in any way. The process is described by QI's science elves as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exothermic exothermic] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nucleation nucleation]".
+;XL Extras
+:
+*According to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theocritus Theocritus], there was a version of a kissing competition only participated by boys in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megara Megara]'s equivalent of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Olympic_Games Olympics]. The winner was the person who "so sweetliest pressed [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lip lip] upon lip". The winner supposedly "returned laden with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garland garlands] for their mothers", and Fry notes that the name [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen Stephen] is derived from the word "''[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/garland garland]''".
+*Research from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_National_University Australian National University] found that men who are good-looking earn 22% more than an average worker. A study of female golfers also discovered that attractive sportswomen play better on average, probably because of a mixture of increase [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confidence confidence] and because the attractive women had additional pressure from their many [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponsor_(commercial) sponsors].
+*It is difficult to research the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin#Breeding sexual habits] of penguins because they are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promiscuous promiscuous] and, by Victorian standards, utterly debauched. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Murray_Levick George Murray Levick], the scientist on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_Nova_Expedition Terra Nova Expedition], wrote his notes on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexual_behaviour sexual activities] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad%C3%A9lie_penguin#Reproduction Adélie penguins] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Greek_language Ancient Greek] so only a "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman gentleman]" could read them. He described seeing "rampant homosexuality, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia necrophilia] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophilia paedophilia]". It is now thought that his descriptions of necrophilia were probably exaggerated, and the penguins may just have been mating with others asleep. It is also hard to sex a penguin, although one way is that females can have muddy [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footprints footprints] on their body due them being walked on by males.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA CIA] came up with an idea for an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eavesdropping eavesdropping] cat called "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty Acoustic Kitty]". They inserted a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmitter transmitter] into it and an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antenna_(radio) aerial] in the tail, and sent it to Moscow. The idea was it would walk past [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_spies spies] and listen to their conversations. After spending millions the cat was released onto its first mission where it was hit by a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxi taxi].
+*80% of the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kama_Sutra Kama Sutra]'' is about things that have no relation to sex whatsoever (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sexual_activity Sex]). There are subjects such as "how to be a good citizen", "insight into [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interpersonal_relationship relationships] between men and women", "tips on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tattooing tattooing]", "the art of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_a_bed making a bed]", "how to play [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_glasses musical glasses] filled with water", "making [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemonade lemonade]", "solving [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_puzzle word puzzles]", "knowledge of Mining|mines and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarry quarries]", "the art of cockfighting" and "the art of teaching parrots and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starling starlings] to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human%E2%80%93animal_communication speak]". Nine pages relate the care of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wives wives], and there are twenty-six pages about how to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seduction seduce] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adultery other men's wives]. The book was written by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C4%81tsy%C4%81yana Vātsyāyana], who was a celibate [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gupta_Empire Indian] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu_philosophy sage] who lived between the 1st and 6th century. The book is somewhat [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contradictory contradictory]; for example, it instructs that [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_sex oral sex] is wrong before giving much detail into how one should practice it.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionary_position missionary position] was devised by a Polish [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropologist anthropologist] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronis%C5%82aw_Malinowski Bronisław Malinowski] (Forfeit: A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionary missionary]). Malinowski described an engaged couple [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holding_hands holding hands] and leaning against each other in what was known as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Misinari_si_bubunela&action=edit&redlink=1 misinari si bubunela]" or "missionary fashion", simply describing it as a friendly action. It was supposedly introduced by white [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchant traders], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planter_(plantation_owner) planters] or officials. The famous [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexologist sexologist] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kinsey Alfred Kinsey] named it mistakenly thinking it was created by missionaries. Kinsey did many studies on the sexual behaviour of the American men and women, publishing them in the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_Reports Kinsey Reports]'', shocking society at the time. He wrote that 96% of American men [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation masturbated] regularly and, when asked what that said about American society, replied that 4 of American males [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie lie]. Kinsey had an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irrationality irrational] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatred hatred] of potatoes, spoke with a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_accent Scottish accent] when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anxiety nervous] despite being born and raised in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey New Jersey], and trained himself to insert [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil pencils] up his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethra penis], eventually moving to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothbrush toothbrushes], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristle bristles] first. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_McMillen His wife] said that, "I don't see much of Alfred since he got interested in sex."
+*During the Second World War, men used [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom condoms] to protect the ends of their rifles. This occurred in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norway Norway] and was so successful they decided make condoms for [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=18-inch_gun&action=edit&redlink=1 18-inch guns] and Durex made special condoms for this purpose. Churchill ordered that these were sent with the message: "For British service personnel use only. Size small". So if the Germans captured a box they would think the British soldiers would have huge penises, to which Churchill said, "That will show them who's the master race".
+===Episode 12 "Knights and Knaves"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*6 December 2013<sup id="cite_ref-15">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-15 [15]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*20 May 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−7 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Coles The Rev. Richard Coles] (Winner with 3 points) 2nd appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Coren_Mitchell Victoria Coren Mitchell] (Winner with 3 points) 2nd appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue_Perkins Sue Perkins] (−24 points) 9th appearance
+;Topics
+:
+*No one knows why the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Prince Black Prince] was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward,_the_Black_Prince#The_name_%22Black_Prince%22 so-called] (Forfeit: Black [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armour armour]). His mother, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippa_of_Hainault Philippa of Hainault], was possibly of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moorish Moorish] descent, meaning he may have been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark-skinned dark-skinned], or it may have been a reference to his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin sins]. While he was known as the "master of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chivalry chivalry]", he almost destroyed the entire population of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limoges Limoges] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caen Caen].
+*The first rule of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_Templar Knight Club] is that [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissing kissing] is forbidden (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_don%27t_talk_about_fight_club You don't talk about Knight Club]). They were formed after the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Crusade First Crusade] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem Jerusalem], and became very powerful as the law of Jerusalem didn't apply to them. However, there were many other rules, such as oaths of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstinence abstinence], although they were allowed to marry but were not allowed to wear the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform uniform] if they dead, could not [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunting hunt] except for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lions lions], no [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie telling tales], one [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squire squire] per person, and no "lockable [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_bag purses]". There are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theorist conspiracy theorists] who believe that the Knights Templar still exist, but they folded up in 1314 due to a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandal scandal] involving supposed kissing of one another "on the mouth, on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel navel], the bare [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdomen belly], and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus anus] or the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertebral_column backbone]". The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Church Temple Church] in London was founded by the Knights Templar and has the bodies of its members buried there. Coles also pointed out that the priest of the Temple Church has the unique title of "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Church#Master_of_the_Temple Reverend and Valiant Master of the Temple]".
+*The panel are shown a picture of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight knight] and asked "what makes you think that this knight is a total [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legitimacy_(law) bastard]?" The indication lies on his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escutcheon_(heraldry) escutcheon], as he has a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bend_sinister_(heraldry) Bend Sinister] across the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Arms_of_England Royal Arms of England], which means that not only is he is a bastard but that he is a FitzRoy, a bastard son of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_England King of England]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_England Charles II] was particularly well known for his illegitimacy, bearing five FitzRoys from his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistress_(lover) mistress] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Palmer,_1st_Duchess_of_Cleveland Barbara Palmer]. Other additions to a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms coat of arms] to display dishonour, known as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abatement_(heraldry) abatements]" or "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stain stains]", include:
+**A ''Point champaine tenné'', three [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenn%C3%A9 tenné] spikes at the bottom of the escutcheon, given to one who had killed a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner prisoner] who has demanded quarter or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercy mercy].
+**A ''Delf tenné'', a large tenné [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square square] in the center, given to one who has revoked a challenge.
+**A ''Gusset sanguine sinister'', a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanguine_(heraldry) sanguine] parallelogram-like section on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter_and_sinister sinister] side, indicating [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunkenness drunkenness].
+**A ''Gusset sanguine dexter'', a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanguine_(heraldry) sanguine] parallelogram-like section on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter_and_sinister dexter] side, indicating [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adultery adultery].
+**Both ''Gusset sanguine'', for a drunken adulterer.
+*Members of the clergy cannot have a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmet_(heraldry) helmet] on their coat of arms because it is related to the military, and also cannot have a stripe down their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trousers trousers] because it is [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Military_insignia&action=edit&redlink=1 military insignia]. Instead of helmets the clergy have a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galero galero], which is black for priests, red for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardinal_(Catholicism) cardinals], and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitre pointy] with three [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiara tiaras] for the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_coats_of_arms Pope].
+*The maximum number of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_(chess) knights] one can have on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chessboard chessboard] so that they are unable to take another one is thirty-two, because knights, due to their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L L]-shape movement, always land on a square of the opposite colour of the one they start on. Therefore, one can simply fill up all the black or white squares with knights and none of them can be taken. There is a version of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess chess] called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_chess Fairy chess] where there are compounded [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_chess_piece pieces] that do extra things.
+*A knight cannot be buried anywhere (Forfeit: In the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soil ground]), since knights are revoked from their title when they die. There was a large group of people who were saying that [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile Jimmy Savile] should have his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knighthood knighthood] taken away due to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile_sexual_abuse_scandal sexual abuse scandal], but that could only be done if it had been given back to him posthumously. Clergymen cannot be called "Sir" unless they're knighted before they're [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordained ordained], as it is a military title.
+*The best way to stop a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car car] from being [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_theft stolen] is to install a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lock_(security_device) lock] or have a worthless car that no one would steal. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_alarm Car alarms] don't work in this regard, as they never alert people; a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_poll survey] found that if a car alarm went off, 1% of people would [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_telephone_number call] the police, while 60% of people would call to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complain complain] about the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noise noise]. Car theft is an almost exclusively male activity.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome Stockholm syndrome] involves someone who has been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping kidnapped] developed an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affection affection] for their kidnapper, as is named after the situation that occurred around the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norrmalmstorg_robbery Norrmalmstorg robbery] in 1973 where the victims, after the incident, defended their kidnappers. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty_Hearst Patty Hearst] also succumbed to this after she had been taken by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symbionese_Liberation_Army Symbionese Liberation Army]. However, it is extremely rare and most people who have been kidnapped have feelings of complete [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatred hatred] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostility hostility] towards their kidnappers. There is a suggestion that Stockholm syndrome may simply be a psychological effect in which humans simply make the best of the situation they are in, and possibly see everything from the kidnappers' point of view to maintain [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanity sanity].
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Caesar Julius Caesar] was kidnapped by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate pirates] for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ransom ransom], and said while he was there that when he was rescued he would return and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucify crucify] them all. They originally thought he was joking, but he later did return and indeed crucified them to death.
+*There are few good reasons to fake one's own kidnapping, although it has been done. An American man did it to design an excuse for why he hadn't called his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend girlfriend] for two weeks. The police realised this because the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape duct tape] he had wrapped around his wrists had the spool of it connected. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Wilbanks Jennifer Wilbanks] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duluth,_Georgia Duluth, Georgia] also faked her own kidnapping to get out of attending her own wedding, as did Josefa Sánchez Vargas who convinced her husband to pay over £500,000 for the release of her children in a fake kidnapping six times over five years. There are some people who pay to be kidnapped to in order to experience it. There is a French company that for €900 offers a basic kidnapping, such as being shoved into a car, held down and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blindfolded blindfolded], then for extra money [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_chase car chases] and other things.
+;General Ignorance
+:
+*The length of time one should wait before reporting a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_person missing person] depends on the case (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nychthemeron 24 hours]). If a child is involved, then one should report it immediately, whereas if it is an adult the police will decide when to investigate.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliament_of_the_United_Kingdom Parliament of the United Kingdom] paid [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Peter_Viggers Sir Peter Viggers] several things to put in his garden (Forfeit: A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_house duck house]), but some of it was turned down. However, Sir Peter did put in a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_parliamentary_expenses_scandal claim] for £32,000 for gardening expenses and £500 for 28 tonnes of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manure manure]. The duck house cost Sir Peter £1,645, and was reported to be "Never liked by the ducks and is now in storage".
+;XL Extras
+:
+*The Black Prince also stole the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motto motto] "''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_dien Ich dien]''" and the three-feathered symbol, still used by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_of_Wales Prince of Wales], from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_of_Bohemia John of Bohemia], who he defeated in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cr%C3%A9cy Battle of Crécy].
+*The rules of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jousting jousting] vary, but the goal tends to be that one should carry their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance lance] so it hits the opponent's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastplate breastplate] in such a way that it shatters it. Three points are awarded for a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory victory].
+*In the 20th century, there were anti-kissing leagues which objected to it for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss#Disease_transmission hygiene issues].
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_of_Arms College of Arms] make coat of arms for people for a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fee fee].
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._S._Lowry L. S. Lowry] holds the record for turning down the most knighthoods.
+*The knight whose [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luggage luggage] contained [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_(drug) cannabis], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bladder bladders], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark shark] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gut_(anatomy) intestines], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strychnine strychnine], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili_pepper chili pepper], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine cocaine], heroin and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendal_mint_cake Kendal mint cake] was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Ernest_Shackleton Sir Ernest Shackleton] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Wogan Terry Wogan]). His [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_aid_kit first aid kit] included [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isinglass isinglass] which comes from dried [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swim_bladder swim bladders] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon sturgeons] and used as a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wound_dressing wound dressing], iron and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsenic arsenic] tonic, iron and strychnine, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colic colic] treatment based on chili pepper and cannabis, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger ginger] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carminative carminative] which acts an as anti-[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence flatulence] preparation, cocaine solution [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_drop eye drops] to prevent [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_blindness snow blindness], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk chalk] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium opium] to act against [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diarrhoea diarrhoea], and Kendal mint cake.
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC BBC] reporters often work in hostile zones and thus are given training in what to do if they are kidnapped.
+===Episode 13 "Kitchen Sink"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*13 December 2013<sup id="cite_ref-16">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-16 [16]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*29 May 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (Winner with −6 points) 22nd win
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Manford Jason Manford] (−38 points) 5th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Osman Richard Osman] (−17 points) 1st appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Wood Victoria Wood] (−7 points) 1st appearance
+;Topics
+:
+*The panel are shown a list of strangely-named [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meal dishes] and are asked what they are:
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Buttocktongue&action=edit&redlink=1 Buttocktongue]: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biltong Biltong] from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindquarters hindquarters] of an animal.
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleftiko Kleftiko]: A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_cuisine Greek] dish made with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_(meat) lamb], originally made for Greek anti-[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_Empire Ottoman] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandit bandits]. It means "thief's dish", sharing the same [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etymology etymology] as the word "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleptomania kleptomania]".
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nun%27s_farts Nun's farts]: A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_cuisine French] dessert, more commonly known as "Nun's puffs", whicha are little balls of pastry which puff up when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried deep-fried]. They are also called, "Whore's farts" and "Spanish farts", or in French, ''"pets-de-nonne"'' – "Pet's fart".
+**Anti-[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venereal venereal] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treacle treacle]: Not really a food, since the word "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/treacle treacle]" originally referred to any sort of medicine.
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dog_and_maggot&action=edit&redlink=1 Dog and maggot]: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardtack Ship's biscuits], eaten by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Navy British sailors] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I World War I], so-called because it had the consistency of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_biscuit dog biscuit] and was often infested with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot maggots].
+*The panel are given pieces and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutlery cutlery] and asked what their use may be:
+**Davies is given a wooden square [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork fork], in which the four prongs making up the corners of a square, which is used by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal cannibals] on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji Fiji] to eat human flesh. The person eating is so high-born that another person uses the fork to feed them.
+**Wood has a fork with oddly-shaped prongs used for eating [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrapin terrapins] and turtles.
+**Manford has a spoon with a detachable [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handle_(grip) handle], and a hollow bowl that can be filled with hot water so to keep the contents, such as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravy gravy], warm.
+**Osman has a small [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladle_(spoon) ladle]-like object that has holes in the bowl and also acts a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_straw straw]. It is used in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentina Argentina] and other places to drink [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_tea mate tea] without the need of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_strainer strainer].
+*The quickest way to cool down a kitchen would be to open a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window window] or turn on an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_conditioner air conditioner] (Forfeit: Open the fridge, Turn on a fan). Opening a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridge fridge] or turning on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanical_fan fan] produces heat because of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanism_(engineering) mechanical] operations they use, as per the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_law_of_thermodynamics second law of thermodynamics]. Thus the fridge or the fan would only work if the machinery was out of the room, as air conditioners are made.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_breed breed] of dog that makes the best [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab kebab] is a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnspit_dog turnspit dog] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livestock_guardian_dog Sheepdog], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_dog Sausage dog]). They are now [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction extinct], but were bred for the specific job of walking inside a wheel that they were attached to, which would have the effect of rotating a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotisserie rotisserie], keeping the meat evenly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roasting cooked]. Although on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbath Sabbath], they were taken to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_service church] and used [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leg_warmer foot warmers]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Victoria Queen Victoria] used to keep retired turnspit dogs as pets. In 1765 there were 3,000 turnspit dogs in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath,_Somerset Bath] alone, but not everyone liked them including William Cotesworth of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gateshead Gateshead] who said, after getting rid of his turnspit dog: "To keep the dog from the fire, the wheel out of the way and the dog prevented from shitting upon everything it could".
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab Doner kebabs] have come under [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrutiny scrutiny] recently due to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab#Health_concerns health concerns]; an average doner kebab contains 1,000 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calories calories] which is half a woman's daily recommendation, though some have almost 2,000 calories, and an average doner has 98% of the daily recommendation of salt and 148% of the recommended daily allowance of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturated_fat saturated fat].
+*When [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korea_Aerospace_Research_Institute Koreans] went to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_space space], they took [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimchi kimchi] to chow down on. Kimchi is the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_dish national dish] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korea Korea], with a strong [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odour smell] but delicious [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste taste] that is made mostly of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radish radish] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabbage cabbage] mixed with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spices spices], and is believed to be more celebrated and loved by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_people Koreans] than any other national dish is loved by any other people; it is integral to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_culture Korean culture]. 2 million tonnes of it is eaten every year. Some make their own and keep it in a sealed jar over winter, whereas others have special [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimchi_refrigerator kimchi refrigerator]. In 2010 there was a cabbage crop failure causing the price of kimchi [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimchi#2010_kimchi_ingredient_price_crisis to rise by 400%], which was reported by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_newspapers_in_South_Korea Korean newspapers] as a national crisis and led to the government instituting temporary reduction of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tariffs tariffs] on imported cabbage. Millions was spent so the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_space_travel_by_nationality first Korean] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronaut astronaut] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yi_So-Yeon Yi So-Yeon], could have a kimchi that was free from bacteria, low in calories, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin vitamin]-rich and could travel in space as it was absolutely vital to her [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morale morale] as a Korean. When [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chung_Il-kwon Chung Il-kwon] was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Minister_of_South_Korea Prime Minister of South Korea] during the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War Vietnam War] said to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_B._Johnson Lyndon B. Johnson] that when he was out of Korea he missed kimchi more than his wife.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull skull] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_III_of_England Richard III] indicates that he ate with his hands, as he had no [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overbite overbite]. Overbites are recent in humans because of the development of cutlery, as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incisor incisors] needed to be straight in order to wrench meat apart. This is clear in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_history Chinese history], since the skulls of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristocrat aristocrats] do have overbites, but [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peasant peasants] don't.
+*Traditional [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_cuisine Italian] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_bread breads] include [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focaccia focaccia], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piadina piadina], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michetta michetta], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pane_carasau pane carasau] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grissini grissini] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciabatta Ciabatta]). Ciabatta was invented as recent as 1982 by Arnaldo Cavallari who was responding to the popularity of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_cuisine French] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baguette baguettes], and is Italian for "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slipper slipper]". It was originally called ''Ciabatta Polseno'', [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polesine Polesine] being the region he invented it in.
+*The thing that you see coming out of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle kettle] as it boils is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_vapour water vapour]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam Steam] does come out the kettle, but it is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible invisible]. One might see a gap between the vapour and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downspout spout], which results from the steam that is yet to cool down enough to become vapour. This is actually a QI error, as steam and water vapour are the same thing, and both are invisible. What can actually be seen are liquid water droplets which condense out of the vapour phase.
+*'''Knick-Knacks:''' Fry presents a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laboratory_flask flask] containing a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viscosity viscuous] liquid called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyethylene_oxide polyethylene oxide] which [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemiluminescence glows] very spectacularly under [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraviolet_light ultraviolet light], as Davies and Wood show with ultraviolet [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashlight torches]. Fry then shows how, when poured at the correct [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angle angle], its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluid_dynamics flow] can travel upwards.
+;XL Extras
+:
+*Biltong is usually sold from an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich ostrich] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik dik-dik], but also other animals such as horse, beef, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impala impala], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildebeest wildebeest], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurotragus eland], giraffe or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo_meat kangaroo]. In 2013 a survey revealed that two-thirds of biltong was incorrectly labelled, meaning that people wanting to buy [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat horse] biltong got beef instead.
+*Other strangely-named dishes:
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portable_soup Pocket soup]: A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soup soup] which has been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduction_(cooking) reduced] so it has solidified, a bit like a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouillon_cube stock cube] and returns to liquid if [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_water boiling water] is added.
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunga_cake Kunga cake]: An [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_cuisine African] cake made out of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midge midges], that are collected together in their mating swarms.
+*Other odd cutlery that the panelists were given:
+**Davies also has a pair of strangely-shaped [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongs tongs] used for eating [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail snails]. The tongs hold the snail while a fork is used for getting the flesh out.
+**Wood also has a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon spoon] with a large bend in the stem, used for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey honey]. The dent exists so the spoon can rest easily on the side of a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowl bowl] preventing the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_(furniture) table] from getting [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adhesion sticky].
+*One would not except many attachments on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocket_knife Swiss student knife], as it only has two. Pocket knives were originally imported from Germany in the 1890s, but then [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Elsener_(inventor) Karl Elsener] won the contact to make them locally. As all members of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_army Swiss army] had to have one, and every man in Switzerland was in the army at some point, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_army_knives Swiss army knives] became incredibly successful. Originally, Swiss army knives were black with a wooden handle and included a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwdriver screwdriver] so soldiers could dismantle their guns. There were also farmer's knives and officer's knives. 65 million are made every year. There are also [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Norfolk_knives&action=edit&redlink=1 Norfolk knives] which are large, and with a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polishing polished] metal handle and an enormous amount of attachments.
+*There is also a Swiss army [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragrance fragrance], with the "Class" male version described as "a fresh, aromatic fragrance for man that stands for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophistication refinement] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vision_(spirituality) vision]. It has notes of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuzu yuzu], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geranium geranium] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender lavender]. It radiates a disarming [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masculinity masculinity]". There is also a version for women, described as for "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honesty straightforward], uncomplicated women who enjoy asserting their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femininity femininity] alongside their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athleticism athleticism]". It contains notes of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguay_tea Paraguay tea], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cedar_wood cedar] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hay hay].
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gorrie John Gorrie], a pioneer of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigeration refrigeration], believed that heat caused [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disease illnesses], so he would lower huge bags of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice ice] over patients to try and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cure cure] them. Gorrie then invented a refrigeration machine for this purpose, which outraged exporters of ice that they tried to claim that ice made through refigeration "didn't work", and that naturally [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezing frozen] ice was "pure" and "better for health". The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advocacy campaign] worked and Gorrie died in poverty.
+*One could get money out of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Scotland King] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland Scotland] by having good [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_manners table manners]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_I_of_Scotland David I] would give a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_rebate tax rebate] to those who impressed him with their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etiquette etiquette] during [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mealtimes mealtimes], according to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_of_Malmesbury William of Malmesbury]. On the other extreme, Queen Victoria, who was very [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overweight overweight], weighing 12 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_(measurement) stone] despite being only 4'11" high and had a fifty-inch waist, was always served first and began eating without waiting for everyone else to be served. She also ate very quickly, consuming a fourteen-[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Course_(meal) course] meal in half an hour, and once she finished everyone else had their food taken away; [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spencer_Cavendish,_8th_Duke_of_Devonshire Lord Hartington] was heard to shout "Bring that back!" to someone as he was so annoyed that his food was being taken away despite only beginning his meal. Victoria's doctors, worried about her [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity obesity], gave her Benger's Food, a type of thick, milky [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gruel gruel] normally given to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patient invalids] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_age elderly] to help her lose weight, but she simply ate it in addition to her normal diet.
+*The traditional [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingredients ingredients] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kedgeree kedgeree] are rice and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_(food) eggs] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haddock haddock]). It is recent for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_(meat) fish] to be an essential part of the dish, which simply means "a mix-up", as the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobson-Jobson Hobson-Jobson] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dictionary Dictionary] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_Hindi_or_Urdu_origin Anglo-Indian Words]'' says, "In England, we find the word is often applied to a mess of re-cooked fish served for breakfast but this is inaccurate. Fish is frequently eaten with kedgeree but is not part of it."
+*In 1784 there was a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_War Kettle War] between the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Republic Dutch Republic] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habsburg_Monarchy Habsburg Monarchy] within the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire Holy Roman Empire], which is situated generally around modern [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria Austria]. Only one shot was fired on the Habsburg [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flagship flagship], with the Dutch firing at a soup kettle. The bullet [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricochet ricocheted] off the kettle and the Habsburgs immediately [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrender_(military) surrendered].
+===Episode 14 "Kris Kringle" (Christmas Special)===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*24 December 2013 (XL edition)<sup id="cite_ref-17">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-17 [17]]</sup>
+*29 December 2013 (Standard edition)<sup id="cite_ref-18">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-18 [18]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*7 May 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−6 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Brand Jo Brand] (−9 points) 32nd appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phill_Jupitus Phill Jupitus] (winner with 3 points) 30th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_O%27Carroll Brendan O'Carroll] (−19 points) 1st appearance
+===Episode 15 "Kitsch"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*10 January 2014<sup id="cite_ref-19">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-19 [19]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*29 April 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (6 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carr Jimmy Carr] (Winner with 9 points) 25th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reginald_D._Hunter Reginald D. Hunter] (0 points) 3rd appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue_Perkins Sue Perkins] (−8 points) 10th appearance
+;Topics
+:
+*The panel are shown a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floral flowery] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armchair_(furniture) armchair], a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_animal balloon animal], a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffany_lamp Tiffany lamp] and a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey donkey] cigarette dispenser, and asked which is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitsch kitsch]. The answer is that the donkey cigarette dispenser is kitsch, because in order for something to be classed as "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kitsch kitsch]" it has to be worthless. While there are many Tiffany lamps that are worthless, an original made in the 1890s was sold at an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auction auction] for $2.8million, and likewise while balloons are cheap, some balloon animals, such as those made by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Koons Jeff Koons], can be sold for a huge amount of money; one of his pieces was sold for $38million. While [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chintz chintz] is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fashion unfashionable] now, when it first arrived from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India India] in the 1680s it was so successful that [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_XIV_of_France Louis XIV of France] declared that it should be illegal everywhere except in his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_(royal) court] at [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_of_Versailles Versailles] because it was ruining the French [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Textile_industry textile industry]. In [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Great_Britain Britain] also, all chintz was banned because British [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weaving weavers] were going out of business due to its popularity. The donkey cigarette dispenser, on the other hand, is only worth £6 and is considered very tacky. Other things that today are considered slightly kitsch include [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffy_dice fluffy dice], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lava_lamp lava lamps] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_gnome garden gnomes], although some see them as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retro retro] or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironic ironic]. Ultimately, what is kitsch depends on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_(sociology) personal taste].
+*The thing that was originally made out of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shower_curtains shower curtains], could be used as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallpaper wallpaper], works as a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burglar_alarm burglar alarm], prevents [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sweaty_toilet_syndrome&action=edit&redlink=1 sweaty toilet syndrome], covered [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farrah_Fawcett Farrah Fawcett] when she modelled for ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playboy Playboy]'', is good for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stress_relief stress relief] and wraps things up so they do not break is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_wrap bubble wrap]. It was invented in 1957 by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Fielding Alfred Fielding] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_Wrap_(brand) Marc Chavannes] who put two shower curtains together hoping to find some use for it. They originally tried to sell it as wallpaper and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenhouse greenhouse] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Building_insulation insulation], and finally in 1963 as a way of wrapping up packaged components for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM IBM]. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealed_Air_Corporation Sealed Air Corporation] which produces bubble wrap per year to cover the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth Earth] ten times. It is put inside toilet [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisterns cisterns] to prevent sweaty toilet syndrome in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_countries tropical countries], because the toilet system [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat sweats]. The last Monday in January is [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Bubble_Wrap_Awareness_Day&action=edit&redlink=1 Bubble Wrap Awareness Day]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhett_Allain Rhett Allain] of ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wired_Magazine Wired Magazine]'' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculation calculated] that you would need to wrap yourself in 39 lays of bubble wrap in order to survived falling out of a sixth [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey floor] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window window].
+*The panel and the audience are all given sheets of bubble wrap to replicate an experiment performed in 2013 by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychologists psychologists] from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yale Yale] to measure "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute_aggression cute aggression]". The participants were told it was a test of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_control motor activity] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory memory], but in reality they were told to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_wrap#Amusement pop] the bubble wrap while watching [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picture pictures] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute cute] animals, but they actually examined how people wanted to pop the bubble wrap more as the experiment went on because they were [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frustrated frustrated] at not being able to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle cuddle] the animals they looked at.
+*The panelists are given a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menu menu] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphemism euphemistically] named food items and ask what they are:
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_kittens Sea kittens]: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_(meat) Fish], as referred to by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PETA PETA], who thought that if all fish was referred to by the name it would prevent people from wanting to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishing catch] and eat it.
+**''[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cuisses_de_Nymphes_de_l%27Aurore&action=edit&redlink=1 Cuisses de Nymphes de l'Aurore]'': [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frog_legs Frog legs], served by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auguste_Escoffier Auguste Escoffier] to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_V George V] when he was the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_of_Wales Prince of Wales]. The translation from the French is "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thigh Thighs] of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nymph Nymphs] of Dawn".
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mendip_Hills Mendip] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail#Snails_as_food wallfish]: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail Snails], served in the ''Miners' Arms'' in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priddy Priddy], Somerset.
+**[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters Rocky Mountain oysters]: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle_(food) Testicles], normally from bulls but also from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep rams] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_pig boars]. They are also known as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairie prairie] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster oysters]", "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy cowboy] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caviar caviar]", "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montana Montana] tender [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groin groins]", "dusted [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_(fruit) nuts]", "bull [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fries fries]", "swinging beef", "criadillas", "huevos de toro (bull's eggs)" or "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetmeats sweetmeats]".
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaninhoppning Kaninhoppning] is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Show_jumping show jumping] for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits rabbits]. It is not a popular sport in the United Kingdom, but in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia Scandinavia], especially [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark Denmark], it is quite successful. The record for the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_jump long jump] is currently held by a Danish rabbit called Yaboo at three metres and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_jump high jump] record is help by Tösen at 99.5 centimetres. There are nearly a thousand rabbit show jumpers in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden Sweden] alone with the sport also practiced in the UK and the US to a limited extent. [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lisbeth_Jansson&action=edit&redlink=1 Lisbeth Jansson] has written two books on the subject and claims that rabbits that take part live for twice as long as other rabbits in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hutch_(animal_cage) hutches] (10–12 years compared to 5 years). The rules of kaninhoppning state that the owner cannot lead the rabbit, so the owner must stay behind the rabbit at it goes across the course. If the owner runs ahead, it means a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forfeit_(sport) forfeit].
+*The panel are all given scrambled up [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubik%27s_cube Rubik's cubes]. Both Carr and Davies were told in advance how to solve it in six moves, but only Carr managed to remember. The total number of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combination_puzzle combinations] on a Rubik's cube is 43,252,003,274,489,856,000, which is more than the total amount of inches that light travels [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_light in a] century. There are also 4x4 Rubik's cubes which even more combinations. In 2010 it was discovered that the minimum amount of moves needed to solve any cube is 20, known as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God%27s_number God's number]", although it is possible for one to replace the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stickers stickers] on a cube and arrange them so the cube is impossible to solve.
+*The quickest way to develop a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_camera Polaroid] image is to place it in your [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armpit armpit]; as professional photographers did as they took Polaroid [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photograph photos] as a test (Forfeit: Shake it). The Polaroid camera was invented by a man called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_Land Edwin Land], who also made [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polarization_(waves) polarised] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunglasses sunglasses]. The camera was launched in 1948 and is so called because the company was named "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polaroid_Corporation Polaroid]".
+*The world's most dangerous [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karaoke karaoke] song is ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way My Way]''; at least six people in the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippines Philippines] have been murdered [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way_killings because they have performed terrible versions of the song]. However, in 2008 a gunman in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thailand Thailand] killed eight [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neighbourhood neighbours] at a karaoke party while they were singing ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Me_Home,_Country_Roads Take Me Home, Country Roads]''. Most people credit the invention of karaoke to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisuke_Inoue Daisuke Inoue] in 1971, but he does not make any money from it. He has however patented a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockroach cockroach] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bug_zapper killer] to be used specifically inside [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karaoke_machine karaoke machines].
+;XL Extras
+:
+*The words "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chintz chintz]", "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/almost almost]" and "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/biopsy biopsy]" are the only six-letter words in English to be spelled out in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabetical_order alphabetical order] (Note: While this was claimed by Fry during the episode, the word "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/abhors abhors]", access, billow also shares this trait). (http://atkinsbookshelf.wordpress.com/2012/07/16/words-with-letters-in-alphabetical-order/)
+*The reason why one should worry about a man in fluffy [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippers slippers] is because deals with those [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guilt_(law) guilty] of a crime. In some [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_Australians Australian aboriginal] tribes a figure called a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurdaitcha kurdaitcha] would find a guilty person, point a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone bone] at him, at which point the perpetrator would [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paralysis freeze] and die, either through [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychosomatic psychosomatic] or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_stress_reaction shock]. He wore [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoes shoes] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Aboriginal_fibrecraft woven from] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu emu] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feathers feathers], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_hair human hair] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_blood blood] of a young man's arm and could only be worn once all the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toes toes] were [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dislocated dislocated] except the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_toes little toes], which poked out of small holes.
+*Cow shows were worn by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum-running bootleggers] during [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibition_in_the_United_States Prohibition], as the police would be tricked by the cow-like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footprints footprints]. There was also a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_rustler cattle rustler] named [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Nose_George Big Nose George] who was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanging hanged] and then [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinned skinned] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Eugene_Osborne John Eugene Osborne], who would go on to become [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_(United_States) Democratic] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_of_Wyoming Governor of Wyoming] and who turned the skin into a pair of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoes shoes] that he wore during his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inaugural_ball inaugural ball] in 1893.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_noun collective noun] for a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_animal_nouns group of] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitten kittens] is called a "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kindle kindle]".
+*Unlike French snails that are served with garlic and butter, Mendip wallfish are served with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cider cider], herbs and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasoning seasoning].
+*The thing that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army American Army] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Navy American Navy] did with 100,000 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/View-Master View-Masters] was to train their soldiers to recognise the different kinds of both friendly and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enemy enemy] aircraft. They were Invented in the 1930s in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland,_Oregon Portland, Oregon], the army supplied [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artillery_battery gunnery crews] with them in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II World War II]. Six million discs were used in total by the American Armed Forces, each containing the details of the type of aircraft they reveal. Many other everyday equipment was initially invented for military purposes, such as the Internet and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellite_navigation satellite navigation].
+*Fry asks "why is every fourth [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey monkey] like a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_engine search engine]?". The answer is because it does no [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil evil]. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_wise_monkeys wise monkeys] are represented as "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speech speak] no evil" (Iwazaru, covering the mouth), "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_perception see] no evil" (Mizaru, covering the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyes eyes]), "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hearing hear] no evil" (Kikazaru, covering the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ears ears]), and "do no evil" (covering the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genitals genitals]), although the last is not as well known because when the monkeys came to Europe they believed it to be too [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rude rude]. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google Google]'s often-mocked [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motto motto] is "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_be_evil Don't be evil]".
+*The grand prize at the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karaoke_World_Championships Karaoke World Championships] in Moscow, 2010, was one million [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumpling dumplings].
+===Episode 16 "Kaleidoscope"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*17 January 2014<sup id="cite_ref-20">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-20 [20]]</sup>
+;Recording date
+:
+*28 May 2013
+;Panellists
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Davies Alan Davies] (−4 points)
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Calman Susan Calman] (−9 points) 2nd appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liza_Tarbuck Liza Tarbuck] (−9 points) 4th appearance
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandi_Toksvig Sandi Toksvig] (Winner with −2 points) 13th appearance
+;Topics
+:
+*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinship Relatives] are meant to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odor smell] very distinctive, especially in animals, to prevent [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding inbreeding]. While humans spent a very long time with their relatives and can recognise them easily, other animals such as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_lemur mouse lemur] is raised exclusively by the mother and thus recognises the father by smell. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterflies Butterflies] have very good senses of smell, but if inbred have very few [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_hormones sex hormones]. There does appear to be a connection between smell and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sexual_activity sexual activity] in humans, as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anosmic anosmic] men have fewer sexual partners.
+*The spider went to the bathroom for sex. Contrary to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popular_belief popular belief], and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nursery_rhyme nursery rhyme] ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itsy_Bitsy_Spider Itsy Bitsy Spider]'', spiders do not climb [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipe_(fluid_conveyance) drain pipes] but fall into [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub baths] from above. Male house spiders have a biological [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libido urge] to mate, normally around autumn, which is when they commonly come into houses. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_cannibalism Sexual cannibalism] is prevalent amongst house spiders, the most famous examples appearing in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider redbacks] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus black widows]. Male redbacks have been known to almost literally jump into the mouth of females after copulation. The British house spider however waits for the male to die before eating him.
+*'''Knick-Knacks:''' Fry demonstrates the properties of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tippe_top tippe top], which, when [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotation spun] on its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphere spherical] side, which eventually turn upside-down so it will spin on its [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant_stem stem] side and in doing so change the direction of its rotation. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Kelvin Lord Kelvin] first discovered this property in the 1890s with mathematician and friend [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Blackburn Hugh Blackburn]; they noticed it in a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seashell shell] they discovered on a beach. Fry then presents a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rattleback rattleback] which is a long, thin object that is shaped so that it only spins [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-clockwise anti-clockwise]: when spun anti-clockwise, it will spin at speed without any resistance, but when spun [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clockwise clockwise], it will almost instantly reverse the spin's direction.
+*The world's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear scariest] spice is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinnamon cinnamon]. In the 17th century, spice was the most precious and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Value_(economics) valuable] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity commodity] in the world, salesmen of spices used to tell stories about how hard it obtain their goods. They claimed that it came from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinnamon_bird cinnamon bird], which used twigs of cinnamon to make their nests with. According to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth myth], in order to get the cinnamon, the spice traders would leave bits of slaughtered giant [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxen oxen] around and the bird would fly down to get the ox meat, then fly back up to the nest with the meat, causing the nest to then become so heavy that it would fall down to the ground and allow the salesmen to steal the spice. In reality, cinnamon is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark bark] from trees such as the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinnamomum_verum Cinnamomum verum]''. During this time, because controlling the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_trade spice trade] was so [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profit_(economics) profitable], the British, the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Republic Dutch] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Portugal Portuguese] went to war to control [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopoly monopolise] it. The Banda island of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Run_(island) Run] was swapped for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhattan Manhattan] between the Dutch and the British during the [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Spice_Wars&action=edit&redlink=1 Spice Wars], because Run had so much [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutmeg nutmeg] on it. Nutmeg was used to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_preservation preserve] meat and at the time was considered a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cure cure] for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubonic_plague bubonic plague]. Nutmeg and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_(spice) mace], interestingly, both come from the same tree.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pungency pungency] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili_pepper peppers] is measured on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale Scoville scale]. A [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jalape%C3%B1o jalapeño], for example, is 5,000 Scoville units, while the hottest pepper, the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion Trinidad Moruga Scorpion], is 2 million units. There are, nevertheless, other [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisonous poisonous] peppers that are even hotter than that. ''(Note: After this episode was recorded, the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_World_Records Guinness World Records] rated the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Reaper Carolina Reaper] as being even more spicy, with a maximum Scoville level of around 2.2 million).'' The hottest [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curry curry] ever eaten was consumed by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiologist radiologist] Dr. Ian Rothwell. To prepare it the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef chef] had to wear [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goggles goggles] and a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mask mask], and upon eating Dr Rothwell reported that it produces [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crying crying], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tremor shaking] and vomiting. The restaurant [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaurateur owner] claimed that Dr Rothwell was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinating hallucinating] and that he took a ten-minute walk down the street, weeping. He did, however, eventually finish it, an hour later after beginning.
+*The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympics Olympic] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic_sports sports] that women should not compete in is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayaking kayaking]. In the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuktitut_language Inuktitut language] the word "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayak kayak]" means "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kayak a man's boat]". [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_de_Coubertin Pierre de Coubertin], founder of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Olympic_Committee modern Olympic movement], said that the Olympics should be about "male athleticism, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Applause applauded] by women".
+*The advantage of having an arm [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgery surgically] attached to one's face is that you one can grow their nose back in a kind of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_graft skin graft]. It was a 17th-century procedure performed by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasparo_Tagliacozzi Gasparo Tagliacozzi], who developed the surgery for people who lost their noses, usually to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis syphilis]. One [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobleman nobleman], however, decided he did not want a cut made in his own arm so he a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servant servant]'s arm cut instead, forcing the servant to constantly follow him. However, the servant died, of uncertain causes, and the nose was rejected.
+*In 2012 a paper entitled "''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia Gynecomastia] in German Soldiers – [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etiology Etiology] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathology Pathology]''", looked at the number of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast breast] reductions amongst male members of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_army German army]. The problem is that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceremonial ceremonial] buffeting of rifles against one's chest results in male soldiers developing enlarged breasts; from 2006 to 2012 212 German soldiers have had this procedure.
+;General Ignorance
+:
+*The panel are shown a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet comet] and asked which way it is going. In truth, it is impossible to tell which way it is going simply by looking at a still image; the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_tail tail], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_ice solidified carbon dioxide] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deposition_(phase_transition) depositing] into gas is caused by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_wind solar wind] and always points away from the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun Sun] (Forfeit: That way). The word "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/comet comet]" comes from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Greek_language Greek] "[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%CE%BA%CE%BF%CE%BC%CE%AE%CF%84%CE%B7%CF%82 κομήτης]" (''komētēs''), meaning "long [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard beard]".
+*The skin on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile crocodile]'s head can be described as thick, cracked, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilians reptilian], and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existent existent] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scale_(anatomy) Scaly]). The reason why it is not scaly is because [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptile_scale scales] are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetics genetically] programmed to be regular while [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fracture cracks] on a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile#Characteristics crocodile's skin] are different on every single crocodile.
+;XL Extras
+:
+*Fry asks the panelists to suggest ways of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackmailing blackmailing] their parents: the chicks of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_pied_babbler pied babbler] constantly threaten to throw themselves out of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nest nest] if the parents do not feed them frequently, and Toksvig also mentions the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_blackmailing emotional blackmailing] that children often perform such as [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peer_pressure peer pressure] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pester_power pester power]. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beak beaks] of the chick of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malkoha Koha bird] are also designed to influence the parents since, when open, they resemble a face.
+*Despite their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reputation reputation], not all [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckoo cuckoos] are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brood_parasite brood parasites]; only about 50 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Species species] of the cuckoo [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_(biology) family] do this.
+*The point of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_and_Ladders Snakes and Ladders] is to teach people various ways to improve their ways of life. The goal of the game was to reach "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana nirvana]" at the 100th square, with positive life choices allowing one to climb [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladders ladders] to get closer to it while poor life choices forcing to slide down snakes and ending up further away from it. The negative choices were originally disobedience (moving the player from square 41 down to 4), [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunkenness drunkenness] (62 down to 21), murder (73 to 1) and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desire desire] (99 to 29). Positive [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtue virtues] taking the player up the board included [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faith faith], perseverance, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compassion compassion], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knowledge knowledge] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-denial self-denial].
+*The panel are given [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jar jars] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allspice allspice] and are asked to identify which spices are in it by smell. The answer is that allspice is in it, since allspice is in itself a spice and not a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixture mixture] (Forfeit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloves Cloves]). It was named because it smells of many of different spices, such as cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves. The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_name scientific name] for allspice is ''Pimenta diocia''.
+*In the football [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_at_the_2012_Summer_Olympics tournament] at the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Summer_Olympics 2012 Olympics] the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_at_the_2012_Summer_Olympics Japanese] sent their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_at_the_2012_Summer_Olympics_%E2%80%93_Women%27s_tournament women's team] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_class economy class] and the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_at_the_2012_Summer_Olympics_%E2%80%93_Men%27s_tournament men's team] in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_class business class]. The women won the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_medal silver medal] and the men won nothing. There are only two Olympic sports in which exactly the same rules are used for both [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genders genders], which are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestrian_at_the_Summer_Olympics equestrianism] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_at_the_Summer_Olympics sailing].
+*It is often claimed that at the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1900_Summer_Olympics 1900 Olympics] there was a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poodle poodle] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_grooming clipping] event, but it is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_myth not true].
+*The Danish [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomer astronomer] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe Tycho Brahe] famously had an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_nose artificial nose] made out of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass brass].
+*Many [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_people Russians], in particular those in the town of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulyanovsk Ulyanovsk], took the day off in September 2005 so they could have [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse sex]. The town was named after [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin Vladimir Lenin], whose his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_name birth name] was Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, as it was his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Place_of_birth place of birth]. The mayor of the town decided in 2005 that the town had to increase its population, so he encouraged people to have intercourse on "[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Day_of_Conception&action=edit&redlink=1 The Day of Conception]". If a couple could prove that the woman was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impregnation impregnated] then prizes were given out including [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridge fridges] and a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4x4 4x4]. In the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleonic_era Napoleonic era] there was a Russian general called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexey_Arakcheyev Alexey Arakcheyev] who insisted that all the women on his [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estate_(land) estate] had a son every year. If they had a daughter, no child or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miscarriage miscarried] they were [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fine_(penalty) fined].
+*The thing we need to say about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin Kevins] is that he has an unpopular name on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_dating Internet dating] websites. Other unpopular male names include [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_(name) Marvin], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_(name) Justin] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis Dennis]. The most unpopular female names are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandy_(given_name) Mandy], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chantelle_(disambiguation) Chantelle], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacqueline_(given_name) Jacqueline] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Celina_(given_name)&action=edit&redlink=1 Celina], while the most popular names are [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_(name) Jacob] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander Alexander] for men and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_(given_name) Charlotte] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_(given_name) Emma] for women. In 2012, American children given names beginning with "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K K]" included names [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimson Krymson], Klinton, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Solomon Kingsolomon], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keats Keats] and Kdrian. There were also ten babies named Kindle and another ten called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_David Kingdavid].
+===Episode 17 "VG Part One"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*24 January 2014<sup id="cite_ref-21">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-21 [21]]</sup>
+*Please note this is a compilation show, featuring clips from the K series.
+===Episode 18 "VG Part Two"===
+;Broadcast date
+:
+*31 January 2014<sup id="cite_ref-22">[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=QI_(K_series)&oldid=678435174#cite_note-22 [22]]</sup>
+*This is a compilation show, featuring clips from the K series.
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